"I think genius linguists invented the word "kickass" just so years later this movie could be referred to as kickass."
—Seanbaby, as always, telling it like it is.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?!"