"Stand back! This looks like a job for the Anti-Christ!"
— Pepito, Squee
To carry on my evil ways, I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
"I could have been much more than I was. I was supposed to be the Antichrist, the Devil’s only son born of mortal woman; but I declined the honour. I was wise, even as a child, and I determined that I would follow my own path and no other’s. I killed all the members of the coven that conspired to bring me into being, and all those who came afterwards, to ensure my freedom."
— Merlin, Nightside : Hex and the City
The Lich: [laughs evilly] Child, you have failed. The vessel has turned. We rein now as twin kings of ruin.
[...]
Sweet P: I'm not a king of ruin.
The Lich: What?
Sweet P: I am sweet. You're just a naughty hand.
The Lich: Beast, obey me! OBEY— [gets tackled] NO!
[...]
Sweet P: I'm not a king of ruin.
The Lich: What?
Sweet P: I am sweet. You're just a naughty hand.
The Lich: Beast, obey me! OBEY— [gets tackled] NO!
— Adventure Time, "Whispers"
Go ahead and read that again. Be sure you understand it in all its preposterous ridiculousness; The Tickle Monster is the child of the Scarlet King.
— SCP Foundation, on SCP-999
"...Not your god — not today."
Manny: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, Blot, what did I ever do to you?!
Phantom Blot: The Headless Man-Horse of the Apocalypse is prophesied to bring about the mystical end of days!
Manny: People change, man! I just want to be a normal guy with a normal life!
Phantom Blot: The Headless Man-Horse of the Apocalypse is prophesied to bring about the mystical end of days!
Manny: People change, man! I just want to be a normal guy with a normal life!
—DuckTales (2017), "The Last Adventure"
Bhaal: I have a gift for you, child. You will use it to lacerate this world.
The Dark Urge: No god gives selflessly. What do you ask in return?
Bhaal: Domination. Slaughter. Mountains of corpses, you standing atop them. You must destroy this world. It is what you were made for.
The Dark Urge: Every night you can possess me, my friends' lives are in danger. I will not stand for that.
Bhaal: You refuse me? You are my spawn. Your veins course with my unholy blood. Your life is mine. Accept your inheritance, or I will reclaim it.
The Dark Urge: I don't need any of this. The only family I know are those who fight by my side.
Bhaal: You were made to conquer. To devour. You reject my blood, and so I will reclaim it. I will make another who is worthy.
The Dark Urge: No god gives selflessly. What do you ask in return?
Bhaal: Domination. Slaughter. Mountains of corpses, you standing atop them. You must destroy this world. It is what you were made for.
The Dark Urge: Every night you can possess me, my friends' lives are in danger. I will not stand for that.
Bhaal: You refuse me? You are my spawn. Your veins course with my unholy blood. Your life is mine. Accept your inheritance, or I will reclaim it.
The Dark Urge: I don't need any of this. The only family I know are those who fight by my side.
Bhaal: You were made to conquer. To devour. You reject my blood, and so I will reclaim it. I will make another who is worthy.
