"It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard discourse, my lord."
— Demetrius, A Midsummer Night's Dream
"DOES THIS LOOK INANIMATE TO YOU, PUNK?!"
— Audrey II, Little Shop of Horrors
Woman (offscreen): Honey, do you like my new shoes?
Harold: You are a chair, darling.
Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
Harold: You are a chair, darling.
Chair Woman (now in shot): I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!
Cogsworth (a talking clock): Enchanted? Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? (to Lumiere) It was you, wasn’t it?
Belle: I think I figured it out on my own.
Belle: I think I figured it out on my own.
"The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons