Only the wisest and stupidest men ever change.
— Lady Olivia of House Sibellus, Warhammer 40,000
The Mamushka! Taught to us by our Cossack cousins, The Mamushka has been an Addams Family tradition since God-Knows-When. We danced The Mamushka while Nero Fiddled, we danced The Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced The Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now; Fester Addams: this Mamushka is for you.
— Gomez Addams, The Addams Family