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Protect the environment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!

Join me, Link! And I will make your face the grrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will DIE!

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we were hitchhiking down a long and a lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shines the shiny demon in the middle of the road. AND HE SAID "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul!" Well, me and Kyle, we looked at each other. AND WE EACH SAID... "OK."
Tenacious D, Tribute

Helix: Suppose I don't want to compromise?
Florence: Then I rip you into tiny pieces and take my pick of the herd.
Helix: Roadkill it is. [thinking] I like dealing with Florence. She makes it so easy to make a decision.

Crowley: I gather this is not a negotiation.
Castiel: No.
Crowley: Then I graciously accept...boss.
Supernatural, "Meet the New Boss"

Shaw: Maybe you'd care to make me an offer I can't refuse.
Chan: I would, but I'm afraid you would never get to enjoy the rewards.
The Art of War (2000)

Our plan will be beneficial to both of us...or one of us.

A special offer for today, I'll tell you what I'll do
All those who sign without delay will get a free tattoo
For it's like money in the bank
Come on, join up, and I'll be frank
Unless you do, you'll WALK THE PLANK
The choice is up to you
Peter Pan, "The Elegant Captain Hook"

"I made him an offer you can't...well, you know the line."
Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer (2016)

Leylan: I hope Mr. Raiker's made it clear to you that you can refuse to do this.
Blake: Oh yes. He's also made it clear that summary execution's one of our options. We chose the other.
Blake's 7, "Space Fall"

"Do I not have any say in what is to become of me?"
"Of course you get a say," the King stated rather too merrily, and his smile exposed the perfect pearly teeth for which he'd earned the name Owain Ddantgwyn - 'white tooth'. "Would you, Gwion Bach, like to serve me, your king, and the Goddess who protects our land... or would you prefer your life to end in the dungeons of Viroco or Degannwy?"
"Or Castell Tegid?" Keridwen suggested.
"We could take turns."
This Present Past, by Traci Harding

So the choices are "let the Darkspawn either eat us or turn us into Broodmothers," or "carry this thing where we're already going." Oh boy. The idea of having twelve tits and tentacles is really appealing, but... I dunno, I kind of like the idea of delivering something instead.

CEO: I'd like to make you an offer, to acquire this fine establishment...
Rival CEO: (without looking up from his papers) Get out of my office, you clodhopping peasant. And tell the concierge that led you in that they are fired.
CEO: WOAH, WOAH! You haven't even heard my offer... (produces rocket launcher from Hammerspace) THIS, is my offer!
Rival CEO: (yelps in horror)
CEO: That's right... Sign it! Right there!

Unicron: "You belong to me now."
Megatron: "I belong to nobody!"
Unicron: "Perhaps I misjudged you. (opens up his maw and a red beam of light comes out) Proceed, on your way to oblivion."
Megatron: "Ahhhh! No! No! I accept your terms! I accept! Nooooooo! (The beam of light turns green and Megatron stops panicking)
Unicron: "Excellent."


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