Delphine: (After seeing Barack Obama as President) "No...why oh Lord almighty God have you forsaken this once proud country?"
Queenie: (To Delphine) "You best put that food down in front of me before I frisbee this plate at your head."
Fiona: "This coven doesn't need a new Supreme. It needs a new rug."
Delphine: "Lieeeeeeessssss."