Teresa: "Legend has it that once you were committed to Briarcliff, you never got out."
Shelley: "Do you think I'm full of shame and regret for what I've done now, Sister? You could shave me bald as a cue ball and I'd still be the hottest tamale in this joint."
Monsignor Timothy: "The tonic for a diseased mind is the three P's: productivity, prayer and purification."
Sister Jude: "I wonder: did her dark meat slide off the bone any easier than your other victims?"
Sister Jude: "Mental illness is just a fashionable name for sin."
Kit: (About the aliens) "They weren't humans. They were monsters."
Sister Jude: "All monsters are human."