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Quotes / American Horror Story S 01 E 07 Open House

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Marcy: "Everything was meticulously restored by a couple of the previous homos. Owners. Homeowners."

Young Moira: (To Joe) "I've always heard that Persians have big, thick cocks. Something a girl can gnaw on."
Joe: "Yeah, no teeth though. And I'm not Persian, by the way. I'm Armenian."

Marcy: "A woman in my line can't be too careful. There are a lot of minority men in this city who would like nothing more than to ravage me on this counter top."

Joe: "There are three reasons I deal with women: sex, money or making me sandwiches and unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over."


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