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"My most challenging patient at Arkham. The Joker's derangement defies easy class. His rapidly changing mood swings hint at borderline personality disorder, but he has no trace of associated identity problems. He also displays signs of deep narcissism, but nonetheless he has a well-developed sense of others, as his ability to manipulate everyone from orderlies to doctors in Arkham is extraordinarily well-developed; he also shows all the signs of a highly functioning sufferer of antisocial personality. At times I actually wonder if he is actually insane at all."
Dr. Penelope Young, Batman: Arkham Asylum

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"You're a narcissist, you're a sociopath, you're probably a psychopath..."
Bugs Bunny on Daffy Duck, The Looney Tunes Show

Steve: Oh, I wish I could get that guy back. I'd like to dress up like a girl, and make him have sex with me, and then say, "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy who hates you!"
Roger: Yeah, let's keep that plan between you, me, and the string of therapists who won't be able to help you.

"I'm dense? Maybe it's true that my mind works out of step with everyone else's. It's just that I don't know what to say to other people. So I hide my nervousness and try to go along with what they say. That's how I've made the pseudo friendships in my life."
Shu Ouma, Guilty Crown

Srta. Moreno: [Archer] está loco.note 
Chuy: Loco no sé. Tal vez autismo.note 
Archer: Goddamnit Chuy! I don't have autism!
[Later in the episode, two cops have just shot Archer on the back]
Archer: Take this. [Gives Moreno his gun].
Srta. Moreno: You are crazy. They will kill us!
Archer: No. Empty.
Srta. Moreno: What?
Archer: Those are .357. Ruger sixes. They each fire six.
Srta. Moreno: How did you count them?
Archer: I'm just super good at that. Oh, my God! Maybe I am autistic.
Archer, "Coyote Lovely"

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Yeah, hi. Is there, and I'm just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of, or maybe too much of today?
Donna to Craig, Parks and Recreation

Ritsuko: Although symptoms vary from person to person, my little 'mood swings', as you might term them, aren't actually manic episodes as pertains to bipolar disorder. Trust me; I've gotten the professional opinion of some of Japan's best psychiatrists.
Shinji: ...then... what the heck is it?
Ritsuko: They classified me... AS UNCLASSIFIABLE! HOHOHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Wil Wheaton: Did [he] just say "revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?
Stuart: Yeah.
Wil Wheaton: What is wrong with him?
Stuart: Everyone has a different theory...

I'm not crazy; my mom had me tested.

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Renarin: I've a blood weakness.
Kaladin: That's a folk description of many different conditions. What do you really have?
Renarin: I'm epileptic. It means—
Kaladin: Yes, yes. Is it idiopathic or symptomatic?
Renarin: Uh...
Kaladin: Was it caused by a specific brain injury, or is it something that just started happening for no reason?
Renarin: I've had it since I was a kid.
Kaladin: How bad are the seizures?
Renarin: They're fine. It's not as bad as everyone says. It's not like I fall to the ground or froth like everyone thinks. My arm will jerk a few times, or I'll twitch uncontrollably for a few moments.
Kaladin: You retain consciousness?
Renarin: Yeah.
Kaladin: Myoclonic, probably. You've been given bitterleaf to chew?
Renarin: I... Yes. I don't know if it helps. The jerking isn't the whole problem. A lot of times, when it's happening, I get really weak. Particularly along one side of my body.
Kaladin: Huh. I suppose that could fit with the seizures. Have you ever had any persistent relaxation of the muscles, an inability to smile on one side of your face, for example?
Renarin: No. How do you know these things? Aren't you a soldier?
Kaladin: I know some field medicine.
Renarin: Field medicine... for epilepsy?

Man, there are so many medications she would be on today. You know what you need, honey? "Magic and mystery?" No, Zoloft and Ritalin. Just mix it in with the liquid tranquilizer.
The Nostalgia Critic in his review of Labyrinth, regarding Jennifer Connelly's character in the movie

Stacy: What is wrong with you?
Rebecca: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition to anxiety and depression.

young-volcano-warrior: "If u don't ship reylo or kylux who DO you ship kylo with?!?!" A goddamn THERAPIST
Tumblr on Kylo Ren from Star Wars

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