Will: Elizabeth. Will you marry me?
[a Fish Person attacks them and they block him with their swords]
Elizabeth: I don't think now's the best time!
Will: Now may be the only time! [more fighting] I love you.
[more fighting]
Will: I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth: Barbossa! Marry us!
Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
[Barbossa stabs a Fish Person]
Will: Barbossa, now!
Barbossa: Fine, then. Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today...
"As a doctor and captain of this hospital ship, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live."
—Calculon, All My Circuits, Show Within a Show on Futurama
