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I pick all my skirts to be a little too sexy
Just like all my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty
When I'm out with my girls, I always play a bit bitchy
Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy me
Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy"

"This is my party! Everypony is supposed to be paying attention to me!"

Beatrice: You can't just steal things from me!
Mandy: Unfortunately for you, my pig-ugly friend, that is exactly what I can do. In fact, I can do anything I like in this place, anything at all.

"...And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Ah, now don't be fooled. 'Cause she may seem like your typical, selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced, ho-bag; but in reality, she is so much more than that."
Janis, Mean Girls

"To call Mackenzie a "mean girl" is an understatement. She's VICIOUS! She's a PIT BULL in JIMMY CHOO FLIP FLOPS!"
Nikki, Dork Diaries

Emily: You really are a bitch, you know that?
Heather: I even I have a t-shirt that says as much. But at least I'm my own bitch instead of just being Ash's sidekick.

Rumisiel: You realize you're a bitch, right?
Cassiel: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah... memories...

Melissa: (at Cerise and Jacqui) "Ladies! As you know, there's a school dance right around the corner, and resident dreamboat Kade Whiteclaw will likely go with frostqueen Delacroix. We shall now discuss: Operation "Breakup."

Veronica: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.

"You see, Jess, because you are so beautiful and perfect, certain people might misconstrue some of the mean and hurtful things you say and do to them. Although the things you say are funny, people tend to focus more on their own public humiliation and shame."
April, The Hot Chick

I have been trying to get on jury duty every single year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for- that is the life!
Stanley note , The Office

"When it comes to being a bitch, you really are the queen!"
Brief (on Panty Anarchy), Panty & Stocking in Manga Strip

I LIKE! Lookin’ hot, buying stuff they cannot
I LIKE! Drinkin' hard, maxin' Dad's credit card
I LIKE! Skippin' gym, scaring her, screwing him
I LIKE! Killer clothes, kickin' nerds in the nose!

Real Life

"Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen."

Gabriel: Men bullying is like learning to make a fire. Girl bullying is like cold fusion.
Yahtzee: Yeah, the men bullies just go, 'Whaddyoo lookin' at?'
Gabriel: 'Faggot!', then punch you.
Yahtzee: Female bullies get fucking psychological, man.
Gabriel: Driving people to suicide actively and deliberately, and in very organized manners.

Bayside is all abuzz for the upcoming vote on Homecoming Queen, which is another exotic thing we didn't have over here. I'm really starting to resent growing up British. “Oh, you didn't have Horses Loose in the Hallway Day? Or the County Hoverboard Race?” From what I can gather from films and TV, as I refuse to Google it, Homecoming Queen is an arbitrary title bestowed on the most popular girl in school anyway, as voted by her friends and sycophants, just to really rub it in the faces of the worthless, non-popular fucks, and make it clear that the class divide is an unending, unbeatable system, so just go ahead and jump off the gym roof now, you ugly bastard.
Stuart Millard, So Excited, So Scared: The Saved by the Bell Retrospective


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