Quotes / All Women Are Lustful

Angela: (about the presence of a male stripper at Phyllis's bachelorette party) Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Meredith: Shut up, Angela!

— The Office (US), "Ben Franklin"

"(708): He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS."

— Texts From Last Night, #19185

"People think it's intimidating when a girl is cool with her sexuality, I'm a 180 to the stereotype girls like staying home and being innocent…"

— Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy"

"Rely not on women;
Trust not to their hearts,
Whose joys and whose sorrows
Are hung to their parts!
Lying love they will swear thee
Whence guile ne'er departs:
Take Yusuf for sample
'Ware sleights and 'ware smarts!
Iblis ousted Adam
(See ye not?) thro' their arts."

—The Thousand Nights and a Night, Burton translation

"I'm breaking the news now, boys
Us girls, we're full time horny, too"

— Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

"I love men's butts.
Shoot if they got a good butt and a good smile or good eyes I'm attracted immediately!
Haha
My mom does too, I think it runs in the family. lol"

— kathrynk when asked "GIRLS: do you find an attractive men's butt in a good shape?" on Yahoo Answers

"While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman."

—Giovanni Boccaccio, The Decameron

"Yes that is what I mean
That's the note that I hit
I try to be just as good as I can
But I want to see your naughty bits."

—The Bird and the Bee, "Polite Dance Song"

"Women are pretty equal with guys, but need to have love and tenderness to go with it. Of course we want sex sometimes, you know just one night stands and flings can be just as good for us as they can be for guys, some of the time. I think we go a little deeper than guys can."

— Cindy Margolis

Most girls I know are quite savage
Always trying to grab up on my package
They say I look yummy, and they want a taste
But I'm a person, not a sandwich

— LMFAO, "I am Not a Whore"

"I have noticed… that men usually leave married women alone and are inclined to treat all wives with respect. This is no great credit to married women."

— Marilyn Monroe

"Am I the only woman who has ever wanted to go to bed with a man in the middle of the afternoon? Any law-abiding female, it used to be thought, waits until dark. Well, there are lots of girls who do not want to wait. Mini-clothes are symbolic of them."

— Mary Quant

"Despite what "they" tell us, ("they" being Cosmo magazine and other such "feminist fighters") open marriages are at least as beneficial to wives as to husbands, if not more so. Husbands are easily satisfied: They simply need their wives to act like their girlfriends. (That's why I'm a loud defender of mistresses by the way.).

"Wives though… need more, different, new."

—Mandy Wilkes, Why Open Marriages Benefit Women

"The foursome MMMF is gaining popularity in these recent times because women are going open about their sexual and intimate needs."

—Cynthia Morris, Setting up an MMMF Foursome

I have known many men in my lifetime, but I have yet to encounter one who talked or thought about sex at lunch. The majority of women, on the other hand, even those who have to work for a living, allow their imaginations and conversation to play around it from the first application of the morning lipstick to the last dab of cold cream at night.

— George Jean Nathan, "Mens Nana in Corpore Sano"

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

—Dr. Dre, "Bitches Ain't Shit"

Women find it easier to talk about eroticism, sensuality and relationships than men. I think men tend to cover their feelings by using locker room macho talk.

—Cheryl Ladd

Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught.

—5 Seconds of Summer, "Good Girls"

At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.

—Jean Baudrillard

I can't stand up there and sing it from the man's standpoint because I'm the singer. So it's going to be from the woman's. But it's not something that excludes men. I think it's of interest to them. I think if you listen to my music as a man, it gives you an inkling of what goes on in women's minds.

—K.T. Oslin

It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, every specimen
Tall, blond, dark, and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel and rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy

—The Weather Girls, "It's Raining Men''

Women are responsible for the ever-increasing public taste in sensationalism and sexy stuff. Women who make up the bulk of the picture audiences are also the majority reader of the tabloids, scandal sheets, flashy magazines, and erotic books ... the mind of the average man seems wholesome in comparison. ... Women love dirt, nothing shocks 'em.

— "Dirt Craze Due to Women", Variety, 1931

If she breathes, she's a thot!

—The Internet

In that respect, Where the Boys Are '84, is a lot like any of the current rash of films about horny college kids (isn't there an ointment that could make this rash disappear?). But instead of guys playing bed-the-coed(s), we have girls playing bed-the-hunk(s). Now THAT'S liberation.

—Marshall Fine, 'Where the Boys Are '84 is an unqualified disaster''

And Kif, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'ed by the most beautiful women of Amazonia. THEN the large women! THEN the petite women! THEN the large women again!

—Femputer, Futurama, "Amazon Women in the Mood"

I had more fun with the control scene. I mean that's sort of a fantasy come true. I think a lot of women would kill to do what I'm doing.

—Dana Delany, Exit To Eden 1994 DVD Extras

Larisa: Don’t let it get to you, Cloud. Sandy, the ol’ hypocrite, would walk around with a boner for you half her waking hours.
Sandra: LARISA!!
Cloud: Girls have naughty thoughts?! YOU have naughty thoughts!? About ME!!?
Sandra: (Internally) Sandra, silence is not always golden…

— Sandra and Woo

---