...surounding them are gay nurse and Priors best friend Belize (played by Jeffrey Wright), Priors nurse (played by Emma Thompson), Joes mother Hannah (played by Meryl Streep) and Joes boss and real life historical figure Roy Cohn (played by Al Pacino). And to recap: Everyone in this movie who doesn't have multiple Oscars... should have. Actors watch this movie the way regular people watch porn.
"Michael Caine as Alfred! It was totally worth it!"
"Starring [...] Julianne Moore, Demi Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, Michael Moore, Mandy Moore, Roger Moore, the ghost of Dudley Moore, more stars than you can shake a stick at..."
[It's] as if Warner Bros. was attempting to get the most Oscar winners and Shakespearean actors in a set of silly little kids' films. [...] Because I definitely went to a high school where Maggie Smith taught me science, and Alan Rickman taught me English, and Helen Mirren was the chief janitor, and Warwick Davis was IT expert, and Laurence Olivier served me chips in the canteen. ...And Christian Bale was my head teacher.
The Who's Who in the Whodunit!
—- Tagline for Murder on the Orient Express (1974), starring (deep breath) Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall, Martin Balsam, Ingrid Bergman, Jacqueline Bisset, Jean Pierre Cassel, Sean Connery, John Gielgud, Wendey Hiller, Anthony Perkins, Vanessa Redgrave, Rachel Roberts, Richard Widmark and Michael York.