...surounding them are gay nurse and Prior’s best friend Belize (played by Jeffrey Wright), Prior’s nurse (played by Emma Thompson), Joe’s mother Hannah (played by Meryl Streep) and Joe’s boss and real life historical figure Roy Cohn (played by Al Pacino). And to recap: Everyone in this movie who doesn't have multiple Oscars... should have. Actors watch this movie the way regular people watch porn.
—Brows Held High on the Angels in America TV movie adaptation
"Michael Caine as Alfred! It was totally worth it!"
"Starring [...] Julianne Moore, Demi Moore, Mary Tyler Moore, Michael Moore, Mandy Moore, Roger Moore, the ghost of Dudley Moore, more stars than you can shake a stick at..."
[It's] as if Warner Bros. was attempting to get the most Oscar winners and Shakespearean actors in a set of silly little kids' films. [...] Because I definitely went to a high school where Maggie Smith taught me science, and Alan Rickman taught me English, and Helen Mirren was the chief janitor, and Warwick Davis was IT expert, and Laurence Olivier served me chips in the canteen. ...And Christian Bale was my head teacher.
The Who's Who in the Whodunit!
—- Tagline for Murder on the Orient Express (1974), starring (deep breath) Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall, Martin Balsam, Ingrid Bergman, Jacqueline Bisset, Jean-Pierre Cassel, Sean Connery, John Gielgud, Wendey Hiller, Anthony Perkins, Vanessa Redgrave, Rachel Roberts Actress, Richard Widmark and Michael York.