Quotes / All Gays are Promiscuous

Gay Robot: Can I suck your dick?
John: What?
Adam: No, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot.
John: That was funny.
Adam: The Gay Robot gets a little horny 'cause he doesn't know any gay guys around here.
John: Oh, I see.

—Adam Sandler's Gay Robot

"Jack, if I'm supposed to stay away from every guy you've ever slept with, that would leave me with [beat] women."

— Will Truman, Will & Grace

"Dear Points of View, watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy made me think that if I made gay friends, they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me."

— Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week

Dan White: Can two men reproduce?

Harvey Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.

— Milk