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"This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!"
PC Andy, Torchwood, "End of Days"

Rhys: What, exactly, do I need protecting from?
Gwen: I catch aliens!
Rhys: Piss off! [...] Aliens. In Cardiff?!
Torchwood, "Meat"

I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon. [makes a face] In Cardiff.

The Doctor: Cardiff!
Martha: Cardiff?

Ryan: She thinks that thing is an alien.
Graham: Don't be daft. There's no such thing as aliens! Anyway, even if they was, they ain't gonna be on a train in Sheffield.
The Doctor: Why not? I'm alien, and I'm here.

"The Martians landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went 'Er...' and left again."
Hugh Dennis does "Unlikely lines from a disaster movie", Mock the Week

"Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - 'Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.' I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. (beat) It's in Belgium."
Ray, In Bruges

“In popular fiction when they’re choosing a place to destroy they’re looking for something iconic, or at the very least, a place that people recognize. That’s why you get New York destroyed all the time, or Washington, or monuments. It says something about Edmonton, that we’ve been chosen to be wrecked.”


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