"I think Alice got what she deserved. I never wanted to make it in the first place, but everybody said I should. I tried to introduce a little sentiment into it by getting Alice involved with the White Knight, but they said we couldn't tamper with a classic. So we just kept moving it at circus pace."
"Six impossible things. Count them Alice. One, there's a potion that can make you shrink. Two, and a cake that can make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, Alice, cats can disappear. Five, there's a place called Wonderland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky."
"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!"
— Queen of Hearts
"Curiouser and curiouser..."
" Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."
— Cheshire Cat