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Quotes / Alan Smithee

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"There's plenty of bad dialogue, but most of it is too long and unwieldy to include here. Although, I would like to point out some people in the credits who probably insisted on the use of a pseudonym:"

Costume Supervisor: Paula Ryan
Wardrobe Coordinator (more like anti-coordinator): Meg Gordon
Standby Wardrobe: Heather Laurie
Wardrobe Assistants: Jamella Hassan, Sally Steele
Mr. Brando's dresser: David Page (There's a job we'd all like to have, eh? Hopefully, the biggest salary in the movie went to him.)
Mr. Brando's hair stylist: Vera Mitchell

Jabootu on The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)


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