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Noting that Dove has magical bug-zapping powers, they decide to make her quite the unique tool. Wrapping her in a green energy bullet, they load her into the yellow sniper rifle of a giant cockroach, through squares of all the other light, and into the forehead of the undead ruler of an alternate universe that has been destroyed and reborn itself. That was the single best sentence I've ever typed in my life. I LOVE COMICS.
Troy Brownfield discussing Blackest Night

Dipsauce: Wait a minute, is his mom a Viagra pill?
Wes + Tony: I would just like to point out that this comment was originally held by our spam filter. This is probably one of the few pages on the internet where that question is completely relevant.
— Comments regarding this comic

"You slap the rhino."
I'm so glad we have this game, otherwise this would never have been said in our normal lives.

Clarkson: Guys, problem! I just shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!
Hammond: Nobody's ever said that before.
Top Gear, Car for a 17-Year Old Challenge

Mallory, I marvel at your ability to craft sentences that have probably never, ever been uttered before in the history of humanity, but which are so perfect that once I read them I feel like they've existed ever since the universe began, waiting to be discovered.
— Commenter Saichania, in response to the sentence "I just already have so many watercolors of flayings already."

'I love trying to construct the most implausibly absurd sentences that are nevertheless 100% accurate descriptions of soap opera plots.

I'm a big fan of the line "there I am!" There are very few contexts in which it can be appropriately said that aren't interesting.
Dan Shive, El Goonish Shive, the rant on this page.

Let's see what this game's got to say for itself. "As a submarine, you're used to trusting whales." What? I...I did not realize that was a thing. "You had a lot of deals with them and, in general, they seemed very polite and friendly to you. But one day, when you were already rich, you woke up and understood, that whales have stolen all your food!" What...the...fuck?!
Jim Sterling reading the Steam Greenlight description for Don't Trust Whales!

Rich: As Theodore Rex explained, all dinosaurs are mildly psychic when it comes to other dinosaurs.
Josh: I'm really glad you went back to pick up that plot detail, because the movie wouldn't make a lick of sense without it.
Jack: Also, I don't want to brush over what Rich Evans has just said... (everyone guffaws) These are not just dinosaurs living in the future; they are psychic, talking dinosaurs.

If you see something sparkling in the ground, you know, just slam your arse into it and maybe a moon will pop out. I'm mean, that's a sentence.
Jim Sterling again, discussing Super Mario Odyssey

...and then I'd say playing as Hitler is probably the most fun. I'm just gonna stop there and say you'll never hear someone ever say "playing as Hitler is probably the most fun" ever again for the rest of your life. Let that sink in.
Gggmanlives reviewing Moon Man Doom

You have to throw darts at the right colors to open the giant microwave. This episode has so many quotes you can take out of context, it must be stacking up by now.

man I remember this game when I was a kid. my favorite part was when you got inside the UFO & use a water gun to stop the aliens... if people even read this... why would they... he he he...
— Commenter Alpha fox Dude on this video

Dick ends up knocking out Fleabag Monkeyface in order to steal his earwax in order to make a giant monster in order to keep his show from tanking because he was running out of topics on said TV show. But in the end, it was all a plan by an evil banana to send two monkeys out into a desert to starve to death.

And so the KKK barbarians are about to kill our cowboy hero by roasting him alive! ... That's a thing I just said!
Brandon regarding Get Mean

I hope the lightning golems survived the orbital blasts.

Wow. That's a sentence I never pictured myself saying.
Comics are awesome for being so weird.
Mr Tentacle on Ms Marvel (2016)

Dina: It's very faint, a really terrible scary sound. And it's awful; a little like Rice Krispies after you pour in the milk. [...] There's something making that horrible cereal noise.
Critic: Did this movie just really coin the phrase "horrible cereal noise"? This is a phrase that needs to exist?

"Morti Mc Fli" appears to be a goff, given that he gives Ta Ebory the "Tim Machine". However, when it's disguised as an I-Pod, Dumbledore listens to Avril Levine on it. Was Marty a poser, given that he downloaded poser music onto his time machine? Did I really just write that?
— One troper on the Fridge page for My Immortal

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Oh. It's you. Come to gloat? Go on. Get a goooood, looooong look. Go on! Get a big, fat eyeful! With your big, fat eyes! That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat. Now your fat eyes have seen everything.
GLaDOS, Dummied Out lines, Portal 2

Wight 1: Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?
Wight 2: I think he did. Also, I think that no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so bonus points there.

Wrecan: Now get on your flying boat and stop a crazy dwarf vampire from committing election fraud!

Charlie: Have you slept?
Will: I got up at 2:00 AM and broke down polling data from the Republican Senate primary race in Utah.
Charlie: I never heard anyone say that before.
Will: Someone faxed me the polling data. I don't even know who.

Quentin: I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for Hitler.
Julia: Yeah, no, that still sounds bad.

Batgirl: Nothing sadder than a crying Dracula.
Supergirl: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...
Batgirl: You'd have a nickel?
Supergirl: I'd have a nickel.

WHAT KIND OF MORON TRIES TO RAPE A VAMPIRE?!?
Luigifan at the end of the "Boar Bio" roleplay of White Dark Life note 

"For once, sexism works in our favor. (beat) And I cannot believe I just reached a point in my life where I had to say that."

I'm gonna tell Grandpa that you turned into some kind of freaky animal monster thing and went swinging around the forest when he told you not to! (beat) This has been a majorly weird day.
Gwen Tennyson, Ben 10

I sincerely regret the choices I made in life that make this a sincere question that I have to ask: did someone make the microwave sentient?
Natasha Romanov, This Is Not A Union

Jake: <We have to get out of here. I have to demorph. Rachel? Find Washington. He must be the target. Stay on him. Whatever you do: Protect George Washington.>
Marco: There's three words you never thought you'd say.
Animorphs - Megamorphs #3

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Now not only are the Marlins not playing music during Nats BP, loud fart noises are coming through the speakers. I swear, I'm not kidding.
That, by the way, is the strangest thing I've ever tweeted, bar none.
—A pair of tweets by MASN sports journalist Dan Kolko, covering a Nationals-Marlins baseball game

TheCheezGuy: Confirmed: can't adventure in bung chakra while drunk
Corgster: I like that I'm playing a game in which this sentence makes sense.

Walt Disney Pictures Presents: A film by David Lynch.
—Blurb on the case of and on the opening title crawl for The Straight Story

The Dom: Just don't glue your genitalia closed! I don't think that's a hard concept to wrap your head around.
Nash: (cracks up) Welcome to the 21st century, where the words "don't glue your genitalia shut" are needed in a conversation.
The Dom: In every other universe, I swear that is a redundant statement, but not this one.
What the Fuck Is Wrong with You?, 9/4/17 Geriatric Rampage note 

Dan TDM: It's a depressed monochrome Easter Bunny!..I don't think I've ever said that before in my life.

Kikoskia: And now, on to the alien-cat-defeating action! I never thought I'd say that in any video that I ever recorded.

Stanford: Now I just need to hit the safe with an anvil so I can get my shoe out. Things I never thought I'd say.

Aside from the organ harvesting, the homophobia, the anti-evolution ballad, and the Karl Marx apparition, the thing I found most odd about my Shen Yun experience in Houston was the hosts’ explanation of Chinese classical dance.

Are you kidding?! That bat coin was a...a Goomba? Words someone should never say without shortly after going to a mental hospital.

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