Listed below are pages with quotes taken from the television series Family Guy.
- AfterMASH
- Asian Drivers
- At Least I Admit It
- Attack of the Killer Whatever
- AwesomeMusic.Western Animation
- Bait-and-Switch Performance
- Bland-Name Product
- Body Pocket
- Boom in the Hand
- Breaking In Old Habits
- Breakup Breakout
- Budget-Busting Element
- But Not Too White
- Censored Title
- Character Rerailment
- Cheap Heat
- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome
- ColecoVision
- Compilation Movie
- Corny Nebraska
- Cutaway Gag
- Dancing Is Serious Business
- Tony Danza
- Death by Recognition
- Department of Child Disservices
- Deteriorates Into Gibberish
- Diplomatic Impunity
- DuMont
- Elephant in the Living Room
- Everybody Hates Hades
- Fictional Counterpart
- Follow Your Nose
- A Fool and His New Money Are Soon Parted
- Forced Perspective
- Forgot the Disability
- Fur Is Clothing
- High School
- Hot Teacher
- Intercourse with You
- It Was His Sled
- It Was with You All Along
- Justified Title
- KickTheDog.Western Animation
- Killed Offscreen
- Like a God to Me
- Line-of-Sight Alias
- Microsoft Office Assistant
- Carmen Miranda
- Medium-Shift Gag
- Mystery Box
- News of the World (Queen)
- NPR
- Obscene OB-GYN
- One-Woman Song
- Orion Pictures
- Planning for the Future Before the End
- Political Cartoons
- Pooled Funds
- Publisher-Chosen Title
- Quirky Doctor
- Red Shirt
- Rich in Dollars, Poor in Sense
- Road House (1989)
- Running Gagged
- "Schoolhouse Rock!" Lesson
- Sideboob
- Silly Animal Sound
- Spelling Bonus
- Squigglevision
- Stage Mom
- Strike Episode
- Suppressed History
- That's What She Said
- Trans Equals Hypersexual
- T-Word Euphemism
- Two the Hard Way
- Un-Canceled
- Unconfessed Unemployment
- Unobtainium
- Unwise Owl
- Walkie-Talkie Gag, Over
- Widescreen Shot
- Yellow Snow
