Times when Precision F-Strike appears in Fan Works.
Crossovers
- In Ace Combat: The Equestrian War, Firefly does two F-Strikes, both being aimed at Rainbow Dash. There are different reasons for it, however.
- In chapter 12, while Rainbow is suffering from a Heroic BSoD:Firefly: You know what? TO HAY WITH YOU!
- In chapter 16, when Rainbow tries to calm her down:Firefly: I CAN’T CALM THE BUCK DOWN!
- In chapter 19, she does it for the third time, this time aiming it at Black Star:Firefly: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT YOUR ORDERS!
- In chapter 12, while Rainbow is suffering from a Heroic BSoD:
- After waking up from a drunken bender in After The Burial, an extremely embarrassed and terminally hung-over Elizabeth is eventually assured by the Lutece twins that she spent most of the time in Rapture and its many iterations - so she didn't cause too much damage to the multiverse as a whole apart from crashing into the TARDIS. Eventually, the Luteces also reveal
that Drunk!Elizabeth made her dream of going to Paris a reality. Elizabeth asks how she would have done this if she hadn't ever left Rapture... and it turns out that Drunk!Elizabeth actually teleported a huge chunk of Paris into Rapture. Elizabeth's response is succinct and quite uncharacteristically profane:FUCK. - In Avenger Goddess, this is how Diana sums up her explanation to Tony about The Fair Folk.Diana: Fuck Tinkerbell is what I'm saying.
- In Big Sister, Ga'Ri in Vulkan challenge the Emperor to a board game. He exclaims "BULL! SHIT!" as half of his army is wiped out in less than thirty seconds.
- Weiss in BlazBlue Alternative: Remnant is someone who refuses to use foul language, so it becomes a major shock when Sun's antics cause her to hit a Rage Breaking Point and let out some strong cursing.Yang: Okay, Weiss sto-
Weiss: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS XIAO LONG! - Braigen's DCU (Now With Owls): At the end of Owls in the Belfry, this is Luz's reaction after her first meeting with Batman ends with him revealing he just used her to confirm his suspicions about Superman's secret identity.Luz: Well, fuck you too, Batman!
- The Chaotic Masters: The Collector's message for the Justice League, passed along via Raven, is to tell Vandal Savage (whom the Collector's had a grudge against since WWII) to "go fuck himself" the next time they see him.
- Child of the Storm:
- Thor's brief written response, channelling his James Potter side, to Fudge's demands that Sirius be turned over to the Ministry:Fudge. Fuck off and die. Thor.
- This is Peter Wisdom's one-word reaction to seeing the massive army of the undead and monsters (including more than a hundred undead dragons) that Gravemoss has unleashed on Britain, and which is converging on London.
- The line that indicates that the Winter Soldier has broken free of his brainwashing:"Well, fuck the mission then."
- Arthur Weasley, of all people, delivers one when Lucius Malfoy gives the heads of the Ministry of Magic a Join or Die ultimatum:"Go fuck yourself, Lucius."
- Chapter 71 has two cases of someone using "Oh, fuck" to describe the Oh, Crap! reaction they're having: first, Loki upon realizing that Harry has been possessed by the Phoenix, and then the Winter Soldier, of all people, when finding himself face-to-face with an angry Wolverine.
- And in chapter 2 of the sequel, Ghosts of the Past, Carol responds to as part of a "Freaky Friday" Flip, being stuffed into Pepper Pott's heavily pregnant body.What. The. Fuck.
- And in chapter 27 of said sequel, Harry's reaction to being selected for the Triwizard Tournament.Oh, for fuck's sake.
- Thor's brief written response, channelling his James Potter side, to Fudge's demands that Sirius be turned over to the Ministry:
- The Ranma ½/Teen Titans crossover duology Dark Titans uses one near the end of The Titans and the Lost Boy, Brother Blood has a laser blade to Kasumi's neck, and has ordered the Nerima Wrecking Crew and his rebellious students — including some of the Nerima regulars, themselves recruited earlier in the story — to kill the Titans or else. Both sides appear to be hopelessly stuck... until Kasumi quietly calls Blood... something... and shocks him so badly that she's able to break his grip and judo throw him.
- In Empathy, during the Final Battle, Riley tells the Gorg that the heroes are going to "fuck you up". The others can only stare at her in surprise, before Go-Go bursts out laughing.
- Finishing the Fight MC vs Matron Baenre. During the assault on Mithril Hall, Baenre Teleports out. The MC's response? "Shit!"
- The Good Hunter: During the council meeting in Sheffield, one of the lords objects to Nial's claim that Ludendorf Trade Company is involved in the attack on the Union Festival. In response, Ancalagon threatens to impale him on a spire, ending off with "shut the fuck up and sit down". This is the only time she dropped an F-bomb.
- At the climax of Halloween Unspectacular X, E350 notes that since the series is rated T, he's technically allowed one F word per story, but has never used it before. Now, as he and his friends face their Last Stand against the corrupt FBI forces allied with the Bus Driver, he decides he may as well invoke it. So he gives the honor to Tulip, whose wording leaves Agent Parker incoherent with rage.
- While known for cursing in I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, it says loads about how exhausted Harry Potter is (both physically and emotionally) that he drops any dirty jokes or insinuations towards Aayla Secura after he comforts a group of slaves he saved and only wearily utters a single line.Harry: Get the hell off my ship, Jedi.
- In It's Always The Quiet Ones, Flitwick drops an F-bomb when the pieces fall into place for him and he realizes just what's about to happen.
- Near the tail end of Infinity Train: Blossoming Trail, Amelia states one of these to the Apex after they coldly proclaimed that Chloe deserved to die — which is taken just minutes after she did by a giant dragon that used to be Simon Laurent dropping her to her death — and are ready to kill Hazel — who just saw her mother figure, Tuba, die also by Simon's hand and turned into her denizen form:Amelia: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE RIGHT HERE AND NOW IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP!
- Interdimensional Cartoon Discussion and Support Group: Wendy lets one out during "Toad Tax" in response to Bog and the other tax collectors.
- In My Huntsman Academia, the prim and proper Glynda Goodwitch tells Ozpin that she'll shove his coffee mug up his ass when he tries to defend Peter Port's ill-advised training exercise that nearly killed Weiss and Tsuyu.
- Neither a Bird nor a Plane, it's Deku!:
- This is actually a plot point during the fight against the Ultra-Humanite, who curses for the first time after Izuku knocks him over. This tips Izuku off to the Villain's false bravado and exposes the fact that his Quirk was deactivated. This gives Firestorm and All Might the opening they need to finish the fight.
- Lara Lor-Van was the head priestess of the Temple of Rao, which emphasized values like modesty and acceptance. She doesn't hesitate to call bullshit on her husband's notion that a Lurvan mainlander would have been any more likely to convince the stubborn and greedy Kryptonian Science Council than he could.
- F-word usage is rare in The Night Unfurls.
- Original version:
- Maia calls Michelle a "fat fucking prick" to show she is irritated by his advances.
- Soren delivers one of these to curse Mandeville and his mother, when he is preparing for a Last Stand in Chapter 30.Soren: Fuck you and your mother.
- Re-mastered version:
- Chapter 8 starts with Fredrick dropping a single F-bomb when he gets stuck in the mud while trekking in the Dead Marshes of Garan.
- Grace rants to Kyril about how her past manages to come back and torment her with Olga's appearance in her friend's inn. At one point, she whispers "three hundred fucking years" to emphasise this.
- Original version:
- The Pros and Cons to living a triple life:
- After Riku gives Sora permission to swear, he calls Kamoshida, "That son of a bitch!" upon learning about him raping Shiho. He later calls Kamoshida's Shadow, "an angsty teenager with a permanent bitch-face playing dress-up".
- Upon finding out that Madarame has a palace, Namine mutters, "Well fuck me."
- Shadows over Meridian:
- As Taranee argues with Caleb about his refusal to accept the truth about Jade/Kage and Nerissa in Chapter 7, she exclaims "bull crap" in her frustration, resulting in a Jaw Drop from Hay Lin.
- Elyon calls Nerissa a bitch during her argument with Caleb in Chapter 10. Her adoptive parents are startled, but say nothing due to her foul mood and sharing her opinion of the sorceress.
- The Stars Will Aid Their Escape has one from Applejack, aimed at Herald, after the latter has banished the Princesses:"What did you do to the Princesses you bucking son-of-a-bitch!?"
- Three More Things!, a Jackie Chan Adventures/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic crossover (part of the Adopted Displaced project) has a couple of examples:
- Hsi Wu lets out a panicked "Fuck!" when he realizes that the newly demonized Valmont is violating the magical No Man's Land in Australia (where the Book of Ages and other such dangerous artifacts are kept).
- Santa Claus, of all people, uses "Go F*** Yourself" as a Pre-Asskicking One-Liner on Daolong Wong, somehow managing to pronounce the Symbol Swearing.
- Turnabout Storm:
- Phoenix drops a pair of "Dammit"s through the story. It doesn't go unnoticed.
Phoenix: Dammit! She knows!
Twilight: Phoenix! Language!- Gilda drops a few "Damn"s in her interrogation out of anger (which makes Twilight Death Glare Phoenix for some reason). She also leaves out a "Crap", but given the circumstances, no one calls her out on it.
You don't have a spine, you don't have a brain, you don't have your throat and you're still goddamn moving?! What the fuck are you?! - While still adjusting to Harry Potter's magic in A Wizard's Interference, Jedi Master Fay and him find themselves in a Je'daii Temple (the precursors of both the Jedi and Sith) and trying to translate the carvings there only for Harry to casually use a translation charm on them.Fay: ...That's bullshit.
- In Bleach: Fan Works, Jolene Meyers, an in-universe fanfic writer, does this in response to a fictional reviewer.Jolene Meyers: If you don't like my character, then fucking don't read.
- In Hogyoku ex Machina, after being told by Ichigo (who has traveled from the future) that his plan to take down the Big Bad by acting as a mole and assassinating him will ultimately not work, Gin's eyes are wide open and he says, “Well....shit.”
- A relatively mild one from Can You Imagine That? (do keep in mind that it imitates a children's movie):Worker: Why do [the kids] need a milkshake?
Retro: How the hell should I know?- Also leads to a narmy moment when Retro later yells "YOU SKANKS!"
- Sweet little Euphemia in Living Contradictory tries to talk to Lelouch about his love life and asks about Shirley. When Lelouch insists they could never be together now, Euphemia asks why as they still seem to be friends.Lelouch: I killed her father.
Euphemia: ...Fuck.
Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars
- Tiberium Wars: Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."''
- In Dreadnought Despair during Honoka's execution, Ishi grabs Honoka in an attempt to save her by holding onto the edge of the trap door, but ends up losing her grip and falling in... or so we think. Afterwards, it's revealed that MONO-9000 broke his own rules by slashing Ishi's fingers because he wanted to get rid of her. Everyone is, naturally, angered by this, and they have a few choice words for the robot, but it's Timaeus of all people that drops the most swear words out of everyone.
- If you can get the DC Nation universe version of Connor Hawke to the point of swear words, it's usually one of those.
- In the Power Girl fanfic A Force of Four, Mala tries to talk the young heroes into stepping aside as he kills Power Girl.Mala: We have not forgotten the thirty years we spent in the Kryptonite globe because of him. Nor have we forgotten being cheated of our revenge by his death. Should Kara Zor-L live, she will inevitably prove to be a hindrance to us. It is regrettable that she must die. But die she must. There is no need for battle. Our audience has left the stands. This show of combat pleased him, but it was most inefficient. Please. Let me do what is required, and I promise to make her death as quick as I possibly can. Your own will be even quicker, and as painless as possible. The decision is up to you.
Fury: You know what our answer is, big man. Come and get it.
Nuklon: Nope. Our answer is—go to hell! - Hellsister Trilogy:
- The heroes are in a hurry to stop Darkseid from enslaving the universe by speaking the Anti-Life Equation, and Supergirl is clearly not in the mood for word-mincing when she runs into his top minion.
Granny Goodness: Supergirl.
Supergirl: Shut up, you bitch!- Kara describes her feelings eloquently when she's told that the Legion of Super-Heroes needs her still again because Mordru and Satan Girl's son is serving Darkseid.Star Boy: But you can see why we wanted you on board for this one.
Supergirl: Frab.
Laurel: Yeah. My sentiments exactly. - Supergirl before killing her dark counterpart:<Hellsister,> said Supergirl, <go to Hell.>
- Superman in Scouting doesn't normally curse due to his humble Farm Boy upbringing, so him using the word "Hell" when finding Superboy and Miss Martian in the same bed really demonstrates his shock.Superman: What the hell is this?
- Death's Redemption: "Look me in the eyes, Light damn you!"
- In Kira Is Justice: "Oh crap." Bear in mind that the author almost never uses any curse words in his writing. Not even "stupid".
- In the fifth chapter of Pocky in Ramen, Mello finds out that Matt scored a lot higher than he'd assumed. It turns out the two of them made a Side Bet, with Mello assuming that he'd win. Well it turns out things didn't go that way...Matt: I'm getting a codename.
Mello: You're kidding meMatt: NopeMello: So that means...Mello: Shit.
- Keena & the Defendants of Constan Magic Academy has two from Keena herself to Mr. X in chapter 2:Keena: FUCK! YOU! You almost attempted to molest me and I never even bothered to fight back somehow! Kurone should have punched through your goddamn brain and left you for dead! Those are my two cents of you, mister!
- Takeru Takaishi from the Tamers Forever Series delivers one of these:"Do you understand now? We're not going to a fucking walk in the park. This is not a goddamned picnic."
- From the Digimon Adventure 01 and V-Tamers crossover fanfiction The Teacher of All Things: "THIS IS FOR GOTSUMON, YOU BASTARD!"
- The Bugger Anthology: The Doctor, who's usually adverse to swearing, has only one thing to say to Davros in "It's me, Davros".The Doctor: Davros, you c**t!
- Middle Of Nowhere closes its first chapter with a beauty.
- In By the Book, Sparrow calls Duchess a "bitch" in the last chapter.
- A Flower's Touch: When asked if she is aware of what Aerith went through in the labs, Elmyra recounts how Aerith used to act like it was normal, expecting it to continue, and describing in detail what happened, capping it off with, "YES, I'M FUCKING AWARE!"
- Us and Them: After a physical therapy workout with a staff, Aeris is flopped on a bed completely sore. When Sephiroth offers to find her a pain killer, she vehemently declines since she can't stand any more of their damned medicine.Sephiroth: Hey-that's one gil.
Aeris: Oh, shut up."
- "Christ, what an asshole!" in Who Silenced Elly Patterson. Surprising in that it's Anthony, the rather bland Creator's Pet, who said it.
- In What About Witch Queen? the first and so far only use of an F-word in story comes when a man sent to kill Elsa discovers he can't do this, despite his would-be victim already missing part of the brain, the spine and connection between head and the rest of the body.
- Elemental Chess Trilogy: "You leave my family alone, you cowardly son of a bitch!" The "family" in question are the speaker's True Companions. It's also the only time in the entire series that anyone uses a swear word other than "damn."
- Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness:
- Dennis: "Avada Kedavra, you SON OF A BITCH!"
- Ernie: "That’s my wife, you BITCH!"
- Neville: I know my BLOODY plants!
- Fleur Delacour reacts to Rita Skeeter's blatant racism (asking whether she felt a Veela could compare to "proper wizards") in For Love of Magic by telling her to "eat shit and die" in French.
- My Immortal: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" Shocking because it's the Dumbeldore's Incoming Ham moment.
- In The Sleeper Awakes, straight-laced Percy realizes that the Minister of Magic is under the Imperius curse, which could only mean Voldemort is controlling him. His mental response: "Oh, shit."
- In The Vanishing Cabinet of Time Harry is betrothed to four girls.Susan: You'll make an excellent First Wife, Hermione. You're already practicing.
Hermione: Me? But I'm - well -
Susan: Muggleborn? Socially considered lower than Harry's other future wives? Pardon my French, but fuck that. - Draco nails this trope in Yea, Though I Walk when he explains to Hermione, that killing Snape won't stop the demon that is claiming the Death Eaters from possessing his body The cursing and Draco's grief due to mercy killing his possessed father in vain, and her mother sacrificing herself to the demon to save her son really highlight that the situation seems completely hopeless.Draco: You can't kill a fucking demon with a pillow!
- Used in Human Curiosity, after Italy, Japan, and Canada regain their memories and find the other free nations."Sir, we can faintly detect North Italy, Japan and Canada!""Where are they?""... Oh shit.""Sir, we do not tolerate such language in this-""Sir, they're with America, Germany, Spain and South Italy in the USA, a couple miles away from Canadian borders.""Shit."
- In Ages of Shadow, Mildred gives a curt Shut Up, Hannibal! to Jade just before the Final Battle in the form of a "Oh, fuck you" when she offers to let the heroes all switch sides and serve her.
- In Lilly Epilogue Family Matters
- After Hisao learns that Lilly's parents are coming, and fears they might force her to come home.
Hisao: Oh fuck.- After Lilly's father decides to Kick the Dog by deliberately insulting Hanako's burn scars and Shrinking Violet nature.
Akira: I can't believe that asshole!- Even Lilly gets in on this, after her father insulting her best friend and her boyfriend pushes her over the edge and she, for the first time, calls him out for leaving her in Japan for six years.
- In Reconciliation, this happens at two different points in a single chapter, as Lilly is undergoing an emotional breakdown after her husband Hisao's funeral.Akira: "Help me to understand here, Lilly, because right now I’m getting really fucking scared. I’ve never seen you like-”Lilly: “That’s bullshit. My husband is dead. He’s dead, Hanako, and he’s not coming back.”
- Coupled with O.O.C. Is Serious Business in The Next Frontier. Bill's startled yell of "Holy shit!" immediately alerts Jeb to the fact that something major is going down.
- Kingdom Hearts Ψ: The Seeker of Darkness:
- In Land of Oblivion, at the end of Aqua's fight with Vanitas-Ventus: "I’m not letting my failures define me anymore. Because I have something you don’t. I… have another chance. And you… can go fuck yourself!" Kairi is amused and delighted, since Aqua had been calling her on her language since shortly after they entered the castle.
- In Re:Adjustments, Vanitas reveals that Sora recently stubbed his toe and, believing no one else was around, said "Fuck", and looked pleased with himself.
- In Land of Oblivion
- Those Lacking Spines, about entering Voreland: "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!"
- There's also chapter 12, when the Grand Master Fangirl's evil plan has finally been revealed, and we get this:
"Well, now what?" Lexaeus sighed.
"It would seem we are…" Vexen murmured.
"Lost for options?" Xaldin suggested.
"In a tight spot?" Lexaeus added.
"Between a rock in a hard place?"
"In hot water?"
"Verily fucked," Vexen answered.
"Ah."
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
- In the fanmade novelization Breath of the Wild, swearing is used sparingly. There aren't many uses of many swear words at all. In fact, the f-word is the most common with 10 uses, but all of those uses are in context of major stressful moments for characters. For Link, it's mostly dropped in the presence or even the mention of the Yiga Clan, signaling how much he hates them. But the much more noticeable one is Zelda, during the recreation of the "Despair" memory, where she drops a Cluster F-Bomb after spending her entire page time being very well-spoken.Link (holding Zelda's face): "This is not your fault!"Zelda (in agonizing grief): "It is! Our only hope for defeating Ganon is lost all because I couldn’t harness this fucking power! I failed. Father was right...they were all right. I was always an heir to a throne of nothing. Everything I’ve done, it was fucking all for nothing! Everyone...my friends, the kingdom...my father...I tried...and I failed them all!"Link (losing his composure): "This isn't your fault. You did everything you could."Zelda (screaming): "And it wasn't fucking enough! This was my one purpose in life! And I couldn't even do that! And now...everyone's dead!"
- In Space Jam 2 Across The Serververse, Bugs Bunny, of all characters, asks Al-G-Rhythm this shocking gem after his family has been abducted.Bugs: What the fuck have you done with my family?
- A variation in What You Wish For. Lori swears several times in her rant to Lincoln, and while she has sworn before, it was never at someone.
- How Bad Can A Little Gossip Be: Alberto says one when he threatens Mr Ricci's son to stay away from Luca and to stop harassing him.
Alberto: And if I ever see you harassing Luca again I’ll fucking break that stupid face of yours!
- In the Relationships Series story "Pain", Shamal asks "what the hell happened" to a badly injured Yuuno. Vita notices that this is the only time she has heard Shamal swear.
- Mass Effect: Interregnum:Garrus: I don't say this often, so understand that I really, really mean it: go fuck yourself.
- Mega Man At McDonalds: in the first chapter, Proto Man sees Mega Man accidentally kill one of his coworkers with volcano sauce (Made with actual lava) and yells "HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
- "YOU SMEGMA CONE CUNTCHILD!"
- In Mega Man: Defender of the Human Race, ProtoMan drops the fic's single f-bomb upon seeing Dark Man 2.
- Powers of Invisibility has one (by the story's standards) when Marinette asks Juleka for permission to call her parents asshats (after they abandon her again right before Christmas), and then does when Juleka gives it.
- The Gift (BMeph): While other characters seem not to mind colorful language, JoJo...doesn't. Except when the invisible hologram explains that she's part of a time experiment gone awry, she combines it with a spoonerism:JoJo: "What the talk are you fucking about?"
Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny
- In Gundam Seed Destiny Altered Yzak frequently does this, as well as the occasional Cluster F-Bomb. Also, Shinn on one occasion.
- God Help the Outcasts: While trying to both keep the robot from crushing her and keeping people from falling off the bridge, Susan loses patience and curses at B.O.B. to move the dividers.
- In A Magician's Secret, Endeavor gives his spiel to Izuku about how great his "creation" Shoto is, only for Izuku to open his counterargument with:Izuku: My name isn't boy. And you know what, fuck you.
- Used in Mastermind: Strategist for Hire, as Eraserhead brings news regarding Mastermind to Tsukauchi:Eraserhead: According to my contact, over the past week, Mastermind has met with the leaders of several minor gangs. In person.Tsukauchi: Fuck.
- After the Quirk Assessment in Mean Rabbit, Izuku scores last place and calls Aizawa out on the fact he blatantly fudged the scores, calling him "A fucking dick".
- In What it Means to Be a Hero, Sir Nighteye tries to give his canon lecture to Izuku about how unsuitable he is for One For All and that he should pass the Quirk to Mirio immediately. Izuku, who doesn't even have One For All and had previously been excited to meet a hero without a physical Quirk, lets Nighteye know exactly what he thinks of them.Sir Nighteye: Togata Mirio. He is the superior candidate. He should be the one to use One For All.
Izuku: You want me to give it to him?
Sir Nighteye: The sooner the better. He needs to master it as quickly as—
Izuku: Fuck you.
- Three in Perfection Is Overrated
- When Mai encounters Nao in the hospital, learns about her comatose mother, the incident that led to that, and that Nao had to let that incident happen to avert a temporal paradox, she offers her condolences, but Nao, embittered and thinking of most people's expressions of sympathy as being empty and insincere, shoots back with "You're fucking sorry?".
- Natsuki utters Oh, Crap! verbatim when she suffers a Psychosomatic Super Power Outage that leaves her defenseless when Yukariko reveals that she has betrayed the Himes.
- Mai, when faced with a last-ditch attempt by the Big Bad at convincing her to accept his plan.
- Wind Whistler in Another Rainbow in Another Sky calls Care Bears "nosy bastards". She says that she can curse around Megan, now that Megan's an adult.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Address Unknown (Remedy) has Rainbow Dash's exclamation of "Bastard!", after learning how Derpy's previous boss put her on probation and then fired her at the first opportunity, over an accident that was actually Twilight's fault. She follows it up with an undescribed Cluster F-Bomb.
- Equestria Daily usually has the "Grimdark" section for Dark Fics. However, for Cupcakes (Sergeant Sprinkles) the site has a specific section: GRIMDARK AS FUCK!
- The Differentverse: Chapter 4 reveals that in the past, Moondancer managed to knock some sense into Twilight by calling her a "snooty, stuck-up little plothead" in the middle of class. This is actually when Twilight began to see the value of friendship.
- Sunset does the pony equivalent of this during her argument with Twilight in The Meaning of Harmony.Sunset: During this trip, you’ve become more to me than just my best friend. But to you, I’m apparently nothing but a bucking dreamcatcher.
- My Little Mages: The Nightmare's Return: When Fluttershy is cornered up a piece of wreckage by Chrysalis' zombies, she's saying "Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness", but it's shown that what she's thinking is more along the lines of "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit".
- My Little Pony: Totally Legit Recap has these at least Once per Episode, but a couple notable examples include:
- In the very first episode of the series (S6 E1 of the main series), Twilight tells Starlight that while she will forgive her pre-Heel–Face Turn transgressions, if Starlight tries to questions her plot conveniences, she will FUCK her up.
- In part 2 of the crystalling, after Celestia leaves to make a vain attempt to argue with the commentators after the Crystal Empire's Heart/Ban List gets shut down, we get this little gem:
Applejack: Twilight, I know you love Celestia, we all do, she's a very nice lady and I respect her immensely. But I think she might be a fucking idiot.- This little exchange:
Fluttershy: You're coming with me and you're getting a job.Zephyr Breeze: Dude, I don't need a job! My mane therapy YouTube channel is totally taking off. I've almost got a hundred subscribers and my Patreon -Fluttershy: You're getting a fucking job.- The CMC give one to the adults for running the Elementary school cart race:
CMC: You know what, fuck you guys! We just asked for your help, so we could have some fun and you made it about you. It's always about you guy, you're a bunch of self-important control freaks and you fucked up everyone's day, because you couldn't contain your massive egos. - Oversaturated World: Multiple:
- With Great Sour:"Oh, no, I'm totally fine with new jewelry, I'm a teenage girl after all. But do you know what else I am? I AM A FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIC!"
- Mysteries of the Comos:The unicorn-aspected science officer turned her attention back to the readout and blinked before replying in a dumbfounded tone of voice, "Ma'am, it appears to be... a small ceramic pot."
Surprise blinked, a look of, well, surprise, and confusion appearing on her face before stuttering, "Wha... Whuuuu.... What the fuck?" - Zapostate:Sour bit her lip and shimmied from side to side. "I know it's kind of the pot calling the kettle black, buuuut... Indigo Zap has gone fucking insane."
- With Great Sour
- In the Pony POV Series, during the Final Battle between Shining Armor and General-Admiral Makarov (the Big Bad of his arc), Makarov wants the captive Shining to say "I surrender, Solomon". What he gets is "Go fuck yourself" (and actually the f-word, not the pony substitute word "buck", as Makarov is a male half-deer).
- Subverted in chapter 6 of TD's Little Rarity, where TD appears to be doing one of these, but then notices the filly Rarity next to him and does a Last-Second Word Swap.
- In Monster Movie, when Crow tries to contact Joel after Joel's caught by the shadow-thing that the SOL picked up, Joel tells Crow to "Shut the fuck up and leave me alone!" This horrifies Crow because Joel would never say that to him.
- In Eroninja, Hinata gives her first curse (outside of having sex) when her father publicly announces that she's accepted a marriage proposal to a member of a much lower house."The hell I did!"
- A Growing Affection is over 650K words long and uses 'shit' exactly five times (the 'F' word does not appear at all).
- 1) Anko says 'Oh shit' in surprise when Naruto and Hinata walk into the restaurant where she and Iruka are having dinner (their relationship is supposed to be a secret from Naruto).
- 2) Kankuro's only thought is 'Oh shit' when his team is attacked by the unleashed One-Tail.
- 3) Naruto says 'Holy shit, Hinata!' when she suddenly and unexpectedly strips down to some very sexy lingerie.
- 4) Kayo of the Grass promises to round up 'everyone who isn't a traitor or too chicken-shit to help'.
- 5) A random grey Shozoku proclaims 'Shit' when realizing her squad has fallen into the heroes' trap.
- Kuushou aka Kyuubi doesn't necessarily shy away from cursing in Swapping the Cage. However, one occasion that really stands out is when he learns that virtually every ninja skill (including chakra control exercises) is considered advanced training, and thus not taught until after graduation.Kuushou: "For fuck's sake! How in Kami's name did you let those kids graduate?"
- Pulled off to great effect by Hinata in Team 8: "That's bullshit!" (pause, slaps hands over mouth)
- Advice and Trust: In chapter 3 Misato demands knowing what is being kept from her about the nature of the Evas. Ritsuko says she gave her all information regarding Eva. Misato's retort is accurate and precise:Misato:"Bullshit! You're lying!"
- The Child of Love'': In chapter 2, Shinji notices it has been a long time since Asuka left the apartment to go to the bakery and he gets worried since she is pregnant:Shinji (a bit alarmed):"It's been 45 minutes. Don't you think that's too long just to go buy some bread!?"
Misato:"OH, SHIT!!! ASUKA!!! I completely forgot about that!!!" - A Crown of Stars: At the height of chapter 75 Shinji is fighting to save his world, has got family and friends back, he and Asuka have gotten together, they are going to be parents and Asuka has FINALLY said him that she loves him right before a battle. Faced with the possibility of getting killed in action, he says:Shinji:"To Hell with dying. I'm going to live!"
- Doing It Right This Time: After waking up in her bed and finding out she had returned to the past, Rei swore for first time in her life:Rei: Oh, shit.
- In the Junior Officers chapter "Even the Best Fall Down Sometimes", when Deborah has been pushed a litle too far...Deborah: You'renote just like me dad, you bastard!
- Always Visible: When Nelissen talks about finding something like a Fetus papyraceous inside Delia's uterus, Galbraith responds with a "Stupid and unscientific bullshit".
- In Chapter 12 of OSMU: Fanfiction Friction, Basil Valentine calls the Proportional Aging ability of Odd Squad agents "rather hellish".
- Vivi expresses her sentiments on being accused of treason by the World Government in This Bites! as "Fuck every last one of those bastards who banished me from my home, hard."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
- Moon Daughter has the infamous "FUCK THOU."
- In the oneshot Achilles' Heel, Lusamine reacts negatively to an attempted compliment that her estranged husband Mohn gives her about her parenting skills. She curses at him right before having a meltdown:Lusamine: "You don't know shit, Mohn."
- In Pokémon Reset Bloodlines, the Chapter 39 Omake has Ash drop one of these at the concept of a 'betrayal fic' after meeting a version of himself from one.
- The narrator of Pokémon Strangled Red treats Steven’s utterance of “Screw them” as this in-universe.
- In Pretty Cure Heavy Metal episode 24, Shugo fakes an Australian accent and lands a precision N-strike in a parody of the N-word privileges supposedly held by white Australians. The rest of the N words are spoken by the token black, who has all the N words in episode 25.
- Later, in episode 51, Shugo drops an uncensored F-bomb right before she dies from her wounds, just to maximize the impact. She gets better.
- In Pretty Cure Hollywood Stars, Lina gets a Precision Black Strike, and because she's white it is NOT the N-word (it's been stated numerous times in-story that she isn't racist, though she does drop an epithet from time to time and gets called on it by either one of the other characters or the narrator). Here's a hint: think Clint, for whom the author named her.
- Pittan in episode 38 of Pretty Cure Perfume Preppy:"DON'T CALL ME PIT, DAMMIT!"
- The Peer Gyntening: Squarewave drops the only F-bomb and one of the only swears in the entire collection just before his death:
Squarewave: Hey, do you know about (garbled)? It's the one sending these gh-
Lazer Gost: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOUSED TO KNOW THAT.
Squarewave: oh FUCK
- Valkron in Warriors of the World: Soldiers of Fortune never swears any worse than "hell" or "damn" throughout the entire story despite what happens. Which makes this one quite effective."Look here, you little shit."
- The Progenitor Chronicles is pretty light on the profanity. One very notable exception is Claire after she escapes the island in Resident Evil: Revelations 2. At that point she believes she’s the only survivor, someone she trusted betrayed her, and she has no idea why any of it happened because the mastermind behind it all shot herself in the head and self-destructed her lab before they could find any answers. Claire isn’t in a good mood. At all.Claire: “THAT FUCKING BITCH!”
- In Saki: After Story, while there is a fair amount of profanity, Sumire's screaming "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" when finding Teru beating up her younger sister Saki (as well as Nodoka when she tries to help).
- Earl Flatbroke in the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf adaptation of The Smurfs and the Magic Flute delivers one: "I don't give a flying fig for what they'll say."
- Raven Child's The Smurfette Village series combines this with Smurfing in the third story, interestingly not used in any sort of parody.Hefty: It's because of you that we lost our home, and our fellow Smurfs.Asmoday: That is correct. Now you will join them!Hefty: NOT SMURFING LIKELY!!!
- When Eggman invades for the first time in Sonic and Donna, Sonic yells back at him "To hell with that!". The narration mentions that Donna would usually act offended at Sonic swearing, but she agreed with him this time.
- For the most part, the Shocker fan fic Polarity avoids any swearing worse than "damn" or "crap." Even after fighting zombies, avoiding heroes, brawling with villains, and getting his ass handed to him night in and night out, Herman Schultz and company keep the language tame...until Big Bad the Grim Reaper shows Shocker what happened to the last guy who turned him down, revealing the Punisher trussed up like a stuck pig slowly being bled to death.After my jaw dropped for a few seconds, I decided it was time to sum up this entire situation in a very simple and succinct phase. "You're fucking nuts."
- While talking to Jedi Master Luminara Unduli about her former apprentice Bariss after having left the Jedi and becoming a bounty hunter in Price of Life, Ahsoka finally reaches her limit when Luminara implies that Ahsoka might fall to the Dark Side due to leaving the order.Ahsoka: "Master Unduli, you have my deepest respect as a master Jedi. You know things about the Force I could never hope to understand, and you were a role model for me when I was a Padawan. So I want you to fully understand, I mean it when I say: Go fuck yourself."
- Bait and Switch:
- In chapter three, when Gaarra manages to corner Eleya in the USS Bajor's officers' gym after she spent the first three days of the voyage avoiding him (they'd had a one night stand before she found out he was her new ops officer). The tricky bit is, since the two of them are actually speaking Bajoran dubbed as English, it's also a combination of Pardon My Klingon and Translation Convention.
Gaarra: Well, look at it this way: You think it's any easier for me? You fucked your ops officer, I fucked my commanding officer.- In the prequel "The Universe Doesn't Cheat":
- From Commander Hackett after Eleya rams her way past the initial encounter with the Klingons.
"Holy shit! Did you see that?!"- Eleya is a Sir Swears-a-Lot, but she still has an example by swearing in English instead of Bajoran as is more usual for her. This is after Captain Sivuk asks her opinion on no-win scenarios.
"Oh, I believe in no-win scenarios. I also believe they mostly take place because somebody fucked up!" - Eleya again in "Last Rights", this time in her Internal Monologue:"The thing I hate most about surface warfare? It’s the smell. I’ve showered twice and I still can’t get that awful stench of earth, smoke, fuel, blood, ozone, and shit out of my nostrils."
- Peace Forged in Fire has a fair amount of untranslated Rihan swearing and a bit of Farsi, but at one point Morgan tells her command crew that:"... getting an armistice is critical to our national security, and that means our conduct is critical to our national security. If somebody fucks this up, this warbird will not be responsible."
- From Star Trek Voyager: A Fire of Devotion Part 4: Hotter Than HellBorg Queen: "We have lost many of our voices, but they will be replaced. A newer, stronger Collective will rise. The Cybermen failed. You failed. And your crew will be the first of my new drones. But not you yourselves, no. You, Captain Kathryn Janeway, and you, Seven of Nine, will be the last act I take as the emotional, petty, being the Cyberman virus left me. As my last bit of spite before I return to being what I was always meant to be, a creature of logic, a part of a hive mind, will be this; I will decorate my central alcove with your bones!"Seven of Nine: "Yeah, fuck you too."
- In Street Sharks Redux, Bends mentally gives a "fuck" when he realizes that Paradigm likely saw a note he left, proving that he had been in contact with the Boltons after they were experimented on.
- In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: World of Light, in chapter 14, Matthew, upon seeing Fortitudo, says:Matthew: What the fuck is that?!
- Nia gives a Precision F-Strike in Sound Of Heaven Pulling Down, during a discussion, but she doesn't seem to be aware of the meaning of the word "fuck". Simon even lampshades it, saying he won't swear next to her anymore.
- Nia calls Yoko a "bitch" in Tengen Toppa Gurren Solvernia. Because of a Love Triangle, and the fact that Kamina had died, Nia was completely broken and then Kiyal thought it would be a good idea to have them talk about their feelings, that they could support each other. Things went from bad to worse, really worse. But, after their discussion, both Nia and Yoko are totally remorseful of it.
- The normally unflappable Prowl has a couple of these in Things We Don't Tell Humans, one as a child, establishing his intense dislike of Sentinel Prime, and another when Terratron allows his students to gather together in public.
- In The Panda Chronicles, when Tae Young startles Robaire and Aaron T:OH- Jesus CHRIST, Tae.
- The fan-video Papyrus Finds a Human plays out largely like a Warner Bros. cartoon, with the human child easily dealing with any traps Papyrus comes up with, and Sans cracking his bad jokes all the while. The trope comes into play with Papyrus' "special attack:"Papyrus: There is a bomb strapped to my chest, human. Surrender now and I'll disarm it. But if you do not surrender I'll be forced to detonate the device, killing us bo- (the human child casually cuts a wire to disarm the bomb) You edgy bitch... That was a real bomb you maniac!
- A Mother's Touch: Yoko isn't afraid to lay down an f-word when need be. For example, when Himika tries to explain that buying out You Show was a good thing, Yoko screams, "Fuck you, I'm not done!"
- LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series:
- The series in general greatly subverts this, by inserting a beep every time someone swears. Except when Marik or Dartz do it, then it's "EFF!"
- Gentle Giant Odion Ishtar concerning the resurfacing of
Yami MarikMelvin:Odion: Let me put it this way: you guys are all totally f[bleep]ed. - Tristan, completely out of the blue:Tristan: I sure hope we don't run into any more intrusive subplots!
Jean-Claude Magnum: Did somebody say "intrusive subplot"?
Tristan: Oh, son of a bitch!
