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At the start of the Turn of the Millennium, Doug Duba of Churchill Cabinetnote  noticed an interesting phenomenon — their consumer customers, many of whom collected vintage Pinball machines, were asking about the feasibility of making an original pinball game inexpensively priced for the home market. His interest piqued, Duba contacted his industry sources about creating an arcade-caliber pinball table that could be sold for substantially less than a commercial machine, yet hold it's own in quality and player appeal.

The result of this effort was Vacation America, a Physical Pinball Table released in 2003 by Duba's Chicago Gaming. Designed by arcade veterans John Trudeau and Steve Kordek, and illustrated by Paul Faris, this is a game about a family traveling across the United States. Pile everyone into the station wagon, then drive through the Super Loop to go from the Florida Everglades and Washington D.C. to Mount Rushmore, San Antonio, the Grand Canyon, and Hollywood. Consult the Map to increase the score multiplier, complete the routes to start multiball, then spell VACATION for a chance at an extra ball.

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As a home-use game, Vacation America features several technical innovations to reduce costs and improve reliability. The playfield hardware is mounted on three large circuit boards to reduce wiring and labor, conventional rollover switches are replaced with maintenance-free infrared optical switches, and most components can be replaced by removing not more than four screws and a plug. Servicing requires no more skill than installing a sound card into a personal computer, settings are accessible without opening the game, and the narrow cabinet easily fits through doorways.

Unfortunately, the only thing easier than maintaining Vacation America is actually playing it. Although the playfield has some moderately challenging shots, the extremely simple rules and basic layout quickly bored most players. The game only supports one player and doesn't keep track of high scores, removing any sense of competition, and it's far too easy to repeatedly earn extra balls and keep playing indefinitely.

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Among pinheads, Vacation America has become a game of legendary awfulness and derision, and has the ignoble distinction of being the lowest-rated game on the Internet Pinball Database. With a retail price of $3,000, only around five hundred machines were sold.


Vacation America demonstrates the following tropes:

  • Bears Are Bad News: The family panics when a grizzly bear approaches them in the middle of taking a picture.
  • Captain Crash/Drives Like Crazy: The backglass shows the family wagon flying offroad and crashing through a "Road Closed" barricade.
  • Eiffel Tower Effect: Landmarks featured include the Statue of Liberty, the U.S. Capitol Building, a Space Shuttle launch, and Mount Rushmore.
  • Outside Ride: One of the boys is riding on the roof of the car, with the rest of the luggage. The sides of the cabinet shows him desperately clutching a rope to hang on as the family wagon drives off.
  • Road Trip Plot: The places the player must visit are New York, Philadelphia, Cape Canaveral, the Florida Everglades, Myrtle Beach, Washington D.C., Niagra Falls, Fort Knox, Detroit, Indianapolis, Atlanta, New Orleans, St. Louis, Chicago, the Hot Springs, San Antonio, Roswell, Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone, Estes Park, the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, Yosemite National Park, and Hollywood.
  • Skill Shot: Launch the ball into the flashing rollover lane to double all scores.
  • Spelling Bonus: M-A-P increases the playfield multiplier, D-R-I-V-E goes to the next city, and V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N enables the extra ball.
  • Spiritual Licensee: Deliberately invoked with some very strong parallels to National Lampoon's Vacation.
  • World Tour: The game limits its destinations to the continental United States, but otherwise plays this trope straight.


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