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- Chell, Goddess of Portal Travel (Subject Name Here, Test Subject 1498) as a Lesser Goddess in the Hall of Teleporting (House of Travel)
- GLaDOS, Goddess of Lying About Cake (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, Caroline) as an Intermediate Goddess in the Hall of Trickery (House of Mentalism)
- Cave Johnson, God of the Pursuit of Pointless Knowledge note as an Intermediate God in the Hall of Fields of Science (House of Science)
- Sentry Turrets, Collective Deities of Fragile Turrets and Shooting the Entire Bullet as Demideities in the Halls of Machinery (House of Machinery and Technology) and Projectiles (House of Weapons)