There's so many Non Sequiturs in this series that it needs it's own page.
- From the first episodeNecky(without actually speaking): "Eskimo"
- From the second episodeNerv: "I gotta check the website."Nerv: "Pffft. Liberals."Nerv: "But a book is broken!"
- From the third episodeNerv: "Pffft, that guy's getting fired from the olympics!"Necky: "Um, Why don't you kick a fish?"Billy Bass: "My name is Billy Bass."
- From the fourth episodeVoiceover: "Did you know you can get a popcorn and drink for only 65 cents?"Random voice: "Hey, get out of my theater."
- From the Mario Minestrone commercialNerv: "I don't like paparazzis."
- From the tenth episodeNerv (after being asked where to stay in a hotel): "I'll have the chicken."Nerv: "I gotta watch The Jetsons."