- Most stories from WEIRDEST THINGS WE'VE OVERHEARD are funny, but someone openly admitting that he commits rape to cope with the fact his grandfather molested him is the complete opposite. Especially for the poor submitter, who was stuck with this self-admitted rapist for over 40 minutes and, if Time Wanderer got the gender right, must have been in constant fear of being sexually assaulted.
- The mere concept of breaking your leg so badly the bone shatters, as described by Dolan, who suffered such an injury as a kid. The amount of pain Dolan must have been in is unimaginable unless you're Dolan or you've suffered an injury that bad yourself, especially after a Sadist Teacher exacerbated the injury by picking him up under the mistaken impression that he was pretending to be injured. After that, while the bone Came Back Strong, the Mass "Oh, Crap!" him tripping up stairs post-recovery prompted was not unexpected; you would not want a friend of yours to go through a horrible injury like that ever, let alone when the word "again" becomes appropriate.
- And while Dolan was on his way to the hospital to treat his leg, his mom threatened to break his other leg for supporting a football team she didn't like.
Nightmare Fuel / Planet Dolan