Percy Jackson and the Olympians
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The Lightning Thief When Poseidon rises out of the ocean and the fisherman sees him, he just looks to the side. Cue audience chuckling. The part where Ms. Dodds (aka Alecto) says Where is it?! and her subsequent roar at Percy should garner even a light chuckle from the sternest man alive. Capture the Flag, where attempted murder is put above the actual goal. Also, lets have Luke yell GO! all of the sudden and Percy trip while running. Only God knows if the latter was meant to be there. When Medusa says, I used to date your daddy! Make of that what you will. Weve been expecting you, Mr. Jackson. Threatening? You must be kidding. "Do you think Im an idiot? Im HADES! Now give me the bolt, or say goodbye to your mother!" Lets break stuff while were at it too! Sea of Monsters
When Thalia is tossed backward by the Cyclops, it looks so fake and stiff, one might have an aneurysm from stifling their laughter. During the climbing wall sequence, we clearly see one demigod get pushed off, and another one simply jumps off. CLARISSE!!! Tysons eye. Thats all you need. When the Oracle is talking to Percy, her mouth isnt synced up. This is Narm to those who hadnt read the books. The way Annabeth cry talks when trying to reason with Luke is a major case of Failed Attempt at Drama (played straight, not for laughs). The way Percy kills Kronos is not only anticlimactic, but also hilarious at how Kronos screams as he breaks apart again. As Grover falls to the ground, an obvious goat sound effect is thrown in. The opening and closing monologues, mostly due to how bored Logan Lerman sounds.