
They feature three preschool-aged girls: one blonde, one who appears to be Hispanic, and one Asian. The description of the channel says that their names are Hailey, Bailey, and Jazz, although only the website
specifies that they are respectively the Asian, Hispanic and blonde.
The girls sing pop-style songs about things relevant to preschool children, such as see-saws, juice boxes, and training wheels.
Preschool Popstars provides examples of
- Animate Inanimate Object: "Before I Go to Sleep" features some talking stars.
- Anthropomorphic Food:
- "I Didn't Mean to Burp" features a sentient box of French fries, soda bottle, and ice cream.
- "Wait Until I Cook It" features a talking sweetcorn.
- In "Juice Box", there's some sentient fruit.
- Bizarre Beverage Use: In the music video for "Juice Box", the girls are seen swimming in juice.
- Cowboy Episode: "Hair Cut Strut" is in country style and the girls are wearing cowgirl hats.
- The Dinnermobile: "Juice Box" has some cars with fruit-shaped wheels.
- Disease-Prevention Aesop: "Wash Your Hands" is a song about how you should wash your hands after using the bathroom and (if you've touched something that might be contaminated) before eating.
- Disney Acid Sequence:
- The chorus to "Wash Your Hands" features surreal things like giant bars of soap and orange sky.
- "I Didn't Mean to Burp" has multicoloured backgrounds and Hailey shrinking and running around in the food.
- "Juice Box" has multicoloured backgrounds and the girls swimming in juice.
- "Bounce" also has multicoloured backgrounds.
- Filthy Fun: In "Wash Your Hands", Jazz is seen jumping into a muddy puddle.
- Gassy Gastronomy: Zigzagged in "I Didn't Mean to Burp" — the girls are burping and drinking soda, but they also blame their burping on having had too much food in general.
- "Getting Ready for Bed" Plot: "Before I Go to Sleep" is about Bailey and Hailey going to bed.
- Grub Tub: In "Juice Box", some of the surreal visuals include the girls swimming in juice.
- Incredible Shrinking Man: Or girl, rather. In "I Didn't Mean to Burp", Hailey shrinks and runs around some ice cream cones, eats one, and grows back to normal size, then drinks something and shrinks again. She's back to normal for the chorus, though.
- Kids Hate Vegetables: The song "Wait Until I Cook It" features Jazz saying that she's so hungry that she'd "even" eat vegetables, implying that she usually wouldn't.
- Little Professor Dialogue: In "See Saw", Jazz says "fulcrum".
- Living Toys: "Daycare Dance Party" has a dancing toy robot, toy dinosaur, and teddy bear.
- Monstrous Germs: In "Wash Your Hands", germs have faces.
- Nearly Normal Animal: The cat in "I Didn't Mean to Burp" is pretty much a regular cat but eats pizza.
- Odd Name Out: The girls are named Hailey, Bailey, and Jazz.
- Ode to Food:
- Technically, it's an Ode to Drink, but "Juice Box" is a song about how the girls want a really impressive juice box.
- "Wait Until I Cook It" is about the girls waiting for Jazz's mother to cook dinner and being very hungry.
- "I Didn't Mean to Burp" is about the girls (and Hailey's cat) eating a lot of food and it making them burp.
- Smart Ball: Although she's normally just a normal preschooler, Bailey is seen with a chemistry set in "Wash Your Hands".
- Solid Clouds:
- In "Before I Go to Sleep", Hailey is seen sleeping on a cloud.
- In "Bounce", Bailey bounces on clouds.
- Space Is Sleepy: The song about bedtime shows the girls sleeping on the moon.
- Stock "Yuck!": In "Wait Until I Cook It", Jazz mentions that she could even eat vegetables.
- Toilet Humour: At the end of "I Didn't Mean to Burp", the girls mention that at least they burped and didn't fart.
- Unnamed Parent: Bailey and Hailey mention their mothers in "Before I Go to Sleep", Bailey's father is very briefly mentioned and her mother is seen in "Hair Cut Strut", Hailey's mother is seen in "Divas in Training Wheels", and Jazz's mother is seen in "Wait Until I Cook It", but they aren't named.
- Weird Moon: In "Before I Go to Sleep", Bailey climbs up a ladder and falls asleep on the crescent moon.
