CAKE (yes, capitalized) is an American Alternative Rock band from Sacramento, California. They currently consist of John McCrea on vocals, Vince DiFiore on trumpet, Xan McCurdy on guitar, Daniel McCallum on bass, and Todd Roper on drums.
They are well-known for their heavily distinctive style, caused primarily by John McCrea's detached vocal style and their use of brass. Also, their every single song is about 1) a Girl, 2) a Car, 3) the Devil, or more likely 4) two or more of those subjects at the same time (e.g. "Satan is My Motor" which is about all three).
They have a famously large geekdom fanbase, and their hit "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" was the appropriately chosen theme song to cult TV show Chuck, which is where a lot of their more recent fans will have become familiar with them. Their other first hit, "The Distance", boosted the sales for their album Fashion Nugget.
Their discography consists of the following:
- Motorcade of Generosity (1994)
- Fashion Nugget (1996)
- Prolonging The Magic (1998)
- Comfort Eagle (2001)
- Pressure Chief (2004)
- B-Sides And Rarities (A compilation of covers and live versions of existing songs) (2007)
- Showroom of Compassion (2011)
They provide examples of:
- Badass Boast: "I am an opera singer/I will sing when you're all dead/I sing the mountains crumbling apart/I sing what can't be said."
- Badass Longcoat: "Short Skirt/Long Jacket".
- Break-Up Song: "Wheels" and "Never There".
- Cluster F-Bomb: The chorus of "Nugget".
- Compensating for Something: "Race Car Ya Yas"The land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear view mirrors
- Cover Version: A staple of them. "The Guitar Man" is Covered Up for quite a few people.
- Death Row: The protagonist of the music video for "Long Time" is sentenced to this, along with his monkey friend. They spend the entire video trying to escape the van taking them to the site of execution.
- Determinator: Taking a literal interpretation, "The Distance" is about a race car driver trying to finish a race he lost long ago.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: "Italian Guy" is about, well, an Italian guy.
- Fluffy Cloud Heaven: The video for "Sheep Go to Heaven".
- There's also a Fire and Brimstone Hell in the same video.
- "I Want" Song: Again, "Short Skirt/Long Jacket".
- Long Runner Lineup: Type 2 between 2004 and 2015, which marked Paulo Baldi's stint as the drummer.
- Lyrical Cold Open: "Reluctantly crouched at the starting line/Engines pumping and thumping in time..."
- Most Writers Are Writers: "Shadow Stabbing" is often applied to writing-themed media (such as the crossword documentary "Wordplay"). If anything, any writer can sympathize with the narrator's nervous attempt to finish his writing.
- Music Is Politics: "Comfort Eagle" can be interpreted as this, complete with comparing the music business to a Corrupt Church.
- Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly: CAKE goes all over the place.
- Nice Hat: John McCrea in the "Sheep Go To Heaven" video gains one, as the band ascends to heaven (literally). A bird flies by and drops a trendy chapeau onto his head.
- Ordinary People's Music Video:
- Perishing Alt-Rock Voice: John's voice is noted for being oft droll and monotone delivery, which combined with the lyrical content also makes him a Deadpan Snarker.
- Precision F-Strike: Their "ironic" cover of "I Will Survive" changes "...that stupid lock..." to "...that fucking lock...". Gloria Gaynor, who is a devout Christian, said that this is why their cover was her least favorite.
- Real Song Theme Tune: As mentioned above, "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" was the theme song to Chuck. A sped-up instrumental version of "Italian Leather Sofa" was also used as the theme to Mission Hill, and is one of the few pieces of licensed music left in tact for the DVD.
- Resistance Is Futile: Comfort Eagle. "To resist it is useless. It is useless to resist it."
- Running Gag: OHHH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT! In about three songs on every album (Including B-Sides and Rarities).
- Self-Deprecation: "Sheep Go to Heaven" makes a reference to "bold marquees with stupid band names". Coming from a band called CAKE, it's either this or Hypocritical Humor.
- Single Stanza Song: "Race Car Ya-Yas".
- Spoken Word in Music: "Mr. Mastodon Farm".
- Stop and Go: "Short Skirt / Long Jacket".
- War Is Hell: "I Bombed Korea".I'm not a hero, I'm not a movie star / I've got my beer, I've got my stories to tell / But they won't tell you what it's like in Hell.
- Word Salad Lyrics: Their lyrics are frequently vague, non-sequitur-y, and/or full of strange imagery. "Nugget" is pretty much the epitome of this trope.
- Word Salad Title: All albums but Prolonging the Magic.