- "It stinks!"
- "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"
- "Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my bo—"
- *gunshot* "Sorry. It had to be done."
- (Jay lies in bed, then phone rings, which wakes him up and he answers it) "Hello?" (Insert random YouTube Poop meme here)
- "Cookiepuss, I will eat your soul!"
- "And nothing of value was lost."
- "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut." *Beat* "Oh, wait, it is a nut."note
- (Franklin goes to the cockpit, sees a penguin) "A penguin?! And he's been drinking! Wait a minute... penguins can't fly. PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!"
- "EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWL!"
- "Wait a minute. Eggs don't ripen. EGGS DON'T RIPEN!"
- Orson Welles: "Rosebud. Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Filled with country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. I quit."
- Pretty much anything Orson Welles says, as well as his Evil Laugh.
- Yes, YES! It's even better when you're dead!
- "LOOK AT SIGN!" (Points to sign that says "Driver only speaks three words of English.")
- "All hail Duke. Duke is life."
- "Make him SQUEAL!"
- "Hiiiii, guuuuuy!"
- "How'm I doin'? How'm I doin'?"
Memes / The Critic