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Tabletop role-playing gamers are also fond of creating their own memes, because that's just how they roll.


Please add entries in the following format:
  • The name of the tabletop game (if it belongs in the "Other" folder).
    • The meme. [[labelnote:Explanation]]The explanation behind the meme, if necessary.[[/labelnote]] Explanation 
    • Further mutations and successor memes, if any.

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    Exalted 
  • WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN DEMETHEMANIA RUNS WILD OVER YOU!?!?!?! Explanation 
  • Is the Exaltation of the Dragons, or from the Dragons? Explanation 
    • WRONG!!!!
  • Chejop Kejak looks a bit like Sean Connery.
  • 2E MASK OF WINTERS IS ILLITERATE LOLOLOL Explanation 
  • The Gods are World of Warcraft addicts. Explanation 
  • The city of Gem is always doomed. ALWAYS. Explanation 
  • There is no such thing as the White Veil Society. It does not exist. It is not an absolutely awesome club, with the most fascinating of members, and unlimited sources of the most sweet, delicious, euphoric tea and ice cream that they use to control the Scarlet Empire. Because that would be incredibly stupid. Nope.
  • MAGICAL. FUCKING. MOONPUPPIES.
  • It's a daiklave MADE OF CATS!!!! Explanation 
  • Lyta X Peleps Deled, OTP. Explanation 
  • In Soviet Autochthonia, Exalted serve you!! Explanation 
  • Magma Kraken. It's the answer to everything. Explanation 
  • Keychain of Creation: "Dodge Charms. DODGE CHARMS."
  • Heroin-pissing dinosaurs. Explanation 
  • What the Christ are you talking about?! Explanation 
  • The Lunar ate 54 cakes. She ate 54 cakes. That's as many as six nines. And That's Terrible. Explanation 
  • Chicanery-No. Explanation 
  • Meerkat Steals the Spotlight Prana. Explanation 
  • Sidereal'd (/Getimian'd/Night'd/etc.) Explanation 
  • Malfean Stealth. Explanation 
  • Avoidance Kata! Explanation 

    Magic The Gathering 
  • Needs more Goyf. Explanation 
    • Really, almost every Standard environment has a card like this. When Tarmogoyf rotated out, it became Needs more Blossom. Explanation 
    • On a similar topic, "Tarmogoyf is the best Blue creature in the history of Magic." Explanation 
  • "Ach! Hans, run!" Explanation 
  • "Protection from [X]" and/or "Circle of Protection: [X]" (as in, "Protection from Editors" or "Circle of Protection: Tropers"). Explanation 
  • "Pithy fire related quotation!" — Jaya Ballard, Task Mage Explanation 
  • Uncle Istvan. Explanation 
    • Brushwagg has achieved similar popularity, with the extra benefit of actually retaining its ridiculous creature type.
  • ... But how's it play against faeries? Explanation 
  • It dies to removal! Explanation 
    • "Dies to Doom Blade" / "Dies to Murder" are more specific variants popular in the comments on Gatherer, the official WotC card listing site.
  • "Harrow." "Harrow, to you to." Explanation 
  • "Why are you mana weaving?"
    • "No, no, I'm randomizing my deck now, so it's perfectly legal..."
      • "SO WHY DID YOU MANA WEAVE?" Explanation 
  • Storm Crow, a rather average card, and Chimney Imp, a ridiculously underpowered one for its cost, are memetically popular on Gatherer as two of the best cards ever.
    • Relatedly: BAN HOVERMYR!
    • Similarly, Scornful Egotist, a card whose entire thing is being underpowered and useless but with a ridiculous cost, has spawned an Interrupting Meme wher- ALL HAIL THE GREAT LORD EGOTIST.
  • After Nicol Bolas turned out to be the villain in two consecutive sets, there are a number of players who assume everything is his fault now. This has even been referenced on an official Wizards column.
    • In the third, it's a minor variation: The Phyrexians do control Mirrodin, but they don't have a planeswalker.
    • Also stated as "BOLAS ALWAYS WINS!"
  • Bolas did nothing wrong. Explanation 
  • I know a great combo: Humility and Opalescence. Explanation 
  • We've always been at war with Pokémon, I mean Yu-Gi-Oh!. Explanation 
  • "Rosewater confirms X!" Explanation 
  • Don't fuck with horseshoe crabs. Explanation 
    • In a similar vein, Philosophers in Magic are hardened badasses who can go toe-to-toe with bears.
  • Fblthp, as seen on the art for Totally Lost, gained massive popularity fast, was the feature of a story on the site, and Wizards sold Fblthp plushies for a brief while.
  • Platinum Angel: You can't lose The Game. Explanation 
  • Everything about Siege Rhino has become Memetic Mutation, mostly due to its place dominating the meta.
  • "Hit 'em with your Crossbow, Steve!" Explanation 
  • The Jacetice League Explanation 
  • "Meanwhile on Innistrad, Sorin Markov is still stuck in a rock." Explanation 
  • Jace The Mind Sculptor, Better Than All! Explanation 
  • Queen Marchesa (long may she reign) Explanation 
  • Belzenlok did that. Explanation 

    Warhammer Fantasy 
  • Remove X, replace with Skinks. Explanation 
    • Remove Skinks, replace with Skinks
  • DOOMWHEELS! Explanation 
  • Malekith: ageless, undisputed witch-king of Naggaroth. Supreme commander over the Dark Elven hordes. Still lives with his mom.
  • Death Metal Vikings. Explanation 
  • Beardy. Explanation 
  • HULKING OUT! Explanation 
  • Sigmar is the patron deity of shouting and hammers. Explanation 

    Others 
  • "You sank my Battleship!" Explanation 
  • Call of Cthulhu:
    • SAN check. Explanation 
    • All the dice.
      • No, not all your dice. All the dice.
    • Cthulhu: 1d6 investigators per round Explanation 
      • Get some Cubans
    • Old Man Henderson, the man who "won" Call of Cthulhu Explanation 
  • Rifts: Giga-Damage - set everything right.
  • Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG
    • And the related "Things Runs-Like-Hell is no longer allowed to do in the Garou Nation"
  • Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies. Explanation 
  • Dogs in the Vineyard: "Go go Power Rangers, you Mighty Mormon Power Rangeeeeers!"
  • Paranoia
    • Trust The Computer. The Computer Is Your Friend.
    • Questioning the Computer is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
    • Only a Communist Mutant Traitor would question the Computer.
    • You do not have clearance for this article, citizen. Please report immediately for termination.
    • Please report immediately for termination. Failure to report for termination is grounds for termination.
  • New Settlers of Catan players will quickly become acquainted with "Wood for Sheep".
  • Busen Memo. Explanation 
  • The standard response to meeting anybody or anything in an RPG? Kill them and take their stuff!
  • FATAL
    • Roll for Anal Circumference. Explanation 
      • Negative Anal Circumference. Explanation 
    • REALISTIC! Explanation 
      • BELL CURVE!! Explanation 
    • It's Cloaca Time! Explanation 
    • RANDY GAY OGRES! Explanation 
    • The most historically accurate game ever! Explanation 
    • "Experience an accumulation of gas in their rectum." Explanation 
  • "-4STR" Explanation 
    • Nowadays, anytime someone posts this, they're attempting to get people to post pictures of female bodybuilders, amazons, etc.
  • Trenchcoat and katana.Explanation 
  • The famed Lesbian Stripper Ninja. For an explanation on that one, see here.
  • Which is also badwrongfun.
  • RPG.net brings us Snake Gandhi and Killfuck Soulshitter.
  • The most common Famous Last Words of an RPG are "We're going in there."
    • Followed by "We're not going in there."
  • The GURPS 4th edition dildo gun.
  • Unknown Armies: COSMIC BUMFIGHTS Explanation 
  • It's a common joke that Dark Heresy and Maid RPG are perfectly compatible with each other.
  • Screw it, ninjas attack!
  • "It [always] works in the movies." (Famous Last Words)
  • Stepping barefoot on a d4. Worse than stepping barefoot on Lego.
  • BattleTech:
    • Problem, Capellan? Explanation 
    • Lyran scouting party Explanation 
    • TRUCK STRONG! Explanation 
  • Murder HobosExplanation 
  • Aberrant: Divis Mal has arms?! Explanation 
  • Demon: The Descent: Demon: the [X] Explanation 
  • Robo Rally: "BE THE SALMON!", when a player attempts to move in the opposite direction to a conveyor belt.
    • Do NOT taunt the Maelstrom! Explanation 
    • Wil E. Coyote Award Explanation 
  • Monopoly:
    • Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. Explanation 
    • Also from Monopoly, "get out of jail free" card. Explanation 
  • Clue: "It was [person], in the [place], with a [object]." Explanation 
  • Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine: There's no such thing as Russia. Explanation 
  • Diplomacy: Destroying friendships since 1959! Explanation 
  • Traveller: Dying during character creation.Explanation 
  • Legend of the Five Rings: Googly eyes on everything. Explanation 

Alternative Title(s): Tabletop Game

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