Memes / Hetalia: Axis Powers

aka: Axis Powers Hetalia

ZIS IS VUNDERBAR, JAPAN!

Here are the meme pages for Bloodbath 2010 and Bloodbath 2011 respectively.

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Japanese version:

• HE CRUSHED MY VITAL REGIONS!!
• PAAAAASTAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • This Is Pasta!
    • Tonight we dine at Olive Garden!
  • DOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSUDOITSU. (Doitsu = Germany)
  • VeVeVeVe.
• VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Enough is enough!!! I have had with these mother fucking vodka bottles on this mother fucking plane!!
  • This is Vodka!
• Prussia has occupied my vital regions!
  • Seize his vital regions... seize his vital regions... CRUSH PRUSSIA! CRUSH PRUSSIA!
  • "Hello. My name is Elizabeta Hedervary. You stole Austria's "vital regions". Prepare to Die."
• Austria x His Piano OTP!
  • "My anger is Chopin."
• Canada, WHY SO MOE?
  • Who?
• Buono tomato, buono tomato, buono, buono, oh! Tomato!
  • Setting The Delicious Tomato Song to pictures or scenes of Ulquiorra from Bleach, as the Italies and Ulquiorra share the same voice actor.
    • There's one with Vongola Primo from Reborn! (2004) as well because he also shares the same voice actor as the Italies.
  • The song then went on to become a giant animation meme divorced from its original context on Nico Nico Douga, in which a character from a given franchise of choice tries to feed tomatoes (or occasionally other food items) to other characters before proceeding to pelt them with the stuff. As a result, the song has pretty much ascended from the confines of the Hetalia fandom and cemented itself in the wider Japanese nerd space.
  • EEEEEEIIIIIIINSAAAAAAAMMMMMKEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIT!!!
• Ne, ne,(other language for "father"),(insert cultural drink here) chodai! Ne, ne, (other language for "mother")! Mukashi ni tabeta (insert cultural food here), ano aji ga wasurerarenainda~~!
  • It's been done in almost every language.
  • Or just “NE NE PAPA” in itself is a meme in it of itself.
• All will become one with Russia, y/y?
  • Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.....
  • BIG SCARY RAPE TRUCK
  • ^J^ or (^し^): emoticon for Russia
• Nd m' wif!
  • Sp't 'n m' b'tt F'nl'nd!
• "CIAO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
• Alfred "FUCK YEAH!" Jones!
• Looping phrases that the characters say for ten minutes has gotten pretty popular. You tearing your hair out yet?
  • The length limit was increased to 15 minutes. Did you know that?
• CAN YOU HANDRE IT?!
  • ENGLAND WANTS OWLS!
• After episode 48 aired, England's "orgasmic" face when sick has brought more than one shoop or icon. Here, have a bunch
• Like, you know, total Valley Girl talk is, like, totally associated with Poland, like, ohmigod. (And Polish fans have caught on with saying "Totalnie".)
  • This video captures Poland spot on.
    • Now even with a 10 minute version.
• Zeus says it's ME.
• Prussia's "CONVERT THE NON-BELIEVERRR"!
• "Tsk!"
• RUSSIA PIIIIIINK
• Spain wants◊ you◊ to◊ buy◊ volume◊ 3.◊
• Hey, guys!! Check out this awesome video!! RICK-ROMED, BITCH.
• Yuumei of deviantART fame started this meme: The Dance Dance (insert country's name here) Revolution. Original here. As well as some others.
• Anything to do with Spain's ass DAT ASS.
• The "Badtouch Trio" - consisting of Prussia, France, and Spain. Those three are so bro and apparently now hang out all the time doing bro things...
• OBVIOUS THINGS ARE OBVIOUS.
  • You found underwear!
    • *stroke stroke stroke*
• It's the Greek Army!
• BUHYOOO~ SO CUTE~
• KESESESESESESESESE~
• "dome uh beso". Dammit Deen!
• Belarus: "Let's get married, married, married, married...."
• "It's Okey, I'm American!!" "I just thought, 'It's a lettuce!' I was wrong. It's my daddy."
  • Oh god... WTF
  • This gay's conceited.
  • The mochi strips are a Fountain of Memes. "CANADA is greatest country" "Where is my tea? Rubbish" "OK. OK. I am jolly happy."
  • "Holy Bitch"
  • "You are sad sad nerd."
  • "Gracias! Me gusta mucho el tomato ^o^"
• Fusososososo.
• Japan and Switzerland singing and dancing.
• What on earth is New Zealand?
• Alpacas, Alpacas everywhere.
• As a crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist - Edward and Alphonse Elric dressed up as Switzerland and Liechtenstein
• FINLAND IS WATCHING YOU SLEEP
• He is a British. And he is gay.
  • It's okay, I am American. Kiss my asshole.
• Japan saying pasta.
• Mochimerica as something creepy. Seriously, we've seen him as a zombie, as worth 5million experience points to kill, and erasing someone from existence for trying to judo chop him.
• Ukraine's "huge tracts of land". Even people who have never heard of the series would probably get the euphemism.
• Conceal that garbage.
• Shine bright like a Doitsu
  • Which seems to have led/be related to the new fan religion called Doitsuism.
• Italy's Demon Dance.

English version:

The dub makes a radical decision to apply stereotypical, pretty offensive accents for each respective country, something that ADR directors usually try to avoid. This, along with the changes made by the translators that introduced new jokes, insults, and odd voices, resulted in some new memes, such as:

• "ZIS IS VUNDERBAR, JAPAN!"
  • "TECHNOROGY".
  • "BUT PREAZE DO NOT WORRY."
  • "NO VAY!"
• "FLYING MINT BUNNY!"
  • NUTBURGERS
• HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON~ Really, the dub is just a Fountain of Memes.
• "MAKE PASTA, NOT WAR"— No truer words have ever been spoken.
• "Okay so I've like designed a really sweet attack plan which I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like Alpha Dog. WOOF!"
  • Someone already made the 10-minute clip if it!
• "Naughty Captain Hook! Tinkerbell's not big enough!" O . O
• CHAR IS WATCHING US.
  • ERIC IS KING
• MAN UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE
• I ADDED A PIZZA!
• DO YOU HAVE A MINIATURE DETACHABLE HEAD?
• HERR SHTICK, MEIN SHTICKY FRIEND!
  • Related, GERMANYxHERR STICK OTP!
    • Wesurely believe you mean FLYING MINT BUNNYxHERR STICK OTP!
• Romano in the English dub. The man is a memetic hurricane of insults. And all from one 2-minute video.
  • THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A 99% CHANCE OF SHITSTORM, AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!
    • The video containing this line was out for less than a day before people started using it in case of the backlash that came from that clip.
  • MOOSTACHE!!!
    • I'M SO UGLAAAY!
    • Aahhh, it's hug time.
  • I HATE-A YOU SOOO MUCH-A!!
  • Germany is David Hasselhoff.
  • Suck my balls you damn potato eater!
• "THIS IS PASTAAA!!!"
  • TONIGHT WE DINE AT OLIVE GARDEN!
  • CHECK IT COOL!
  • Isn't he Shizzy?
    • The line is "This is my brother Romano! Isn't he cheesy?" It's a sort of a pun on "romano cheese".
• WANKER.
• La La La La La La La La
• "And that is not a euphemism for anything!" (Oh, oh Sealand!)
  • The general response to the whole Sealand dub preview: "Hnnng, Shotacon levels... rising..."
• "It takes a whole lot more than a good attitude and sailor outfit to become a country."
• "Stoopid faces."
• What is your inner cheeseburger?
  • We should all learn to... touch our inner cheeseburger.
• "Dumbledora the explora..."
  • This comes from England's magic spell chanting. It's actually choc-full of Shout Outs.
    • ...and it might have become◊ an Ascended Meme!
• SUCK MEIN BALLS!
• SILENCE UND ANSWER MEIN QUESTION!
• WHAT IZ THIS VEIRDO?!
• "China! I CHOOSE YOU!"
  • Which is actually an ascended joke from the fansubs.
• "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" "Things are turbulent!" "I'm lashing out at you!" ... fades into background as another character talks.
• America: Winter can suck on my jingle bells.
• Drunk!England: Am I Catholic or Protestant? God, I don't know.
  • "You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held (hold) my locker (liquor) better than anyone!"
• GERMANY RECOGNIZES HIS FRIEND ITALY!
• Prussia. On a T-shirt. That says, "I am awesome." That is all.
  • As of Fall 2011, it's official.
• Soldier looking at Holy Rome's picture of Chibitalia: "Oh ho! Is this the painting of your little girlfriend, or boyfriend, or gender-neutral chibi-thing?" Awesome.
• CUTE-ITFUL!
• DUDE, BRO CAN PARTY!
• I HAVE A FISH!
• Oh Crap a talking muffin!
• They kept "little shit cleaning" from the Gratuitous English!
• HEY, WHO TOOKA' MA SHORTS?
• *slurp slurp* AXIS *slurp slurp* BAD GUYS *slurp slurp* THE ALLIES *slurp slurp* GOOD GUYS *slurp slurp* ... AND THE HERO IS ME!
• DUDE, I EVEN SMELL LIKE A HERO! CHECK IT!
• OOH NO! I SUCK! Silly me!
• THOSE STUPID HOSERS!
• YOU STUPID WINE LOVING TOOL!
• YOU ARE AN ASS (Said by Austria nevertheless)
• To a lesser extent :YOU AN ASS. (Said by China)
• I'm Canadia! T_T
• Germany, upon finding Italy in his bed: "How in ze holy fuhrer did he get into my bed?!?"
• New sneak peeks into the third season gives us France's "I vont to LEEK eet!" in reference to Austria's beauty, and Hungary says "OMG"!
• SUCK IT, LOSERS!
• "Touch My Inner Cheeseburger..."
• M NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
• "I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE."
• "CHINA! YOU'RE A CHICK?!"
• "WHAT DID YOU DO TO PANDA?!"
• America: Your grandma sounds hot!
• Germany: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape.

Fanon:

• Sexually Oblivious Spain
• Canada is dating Lady Gaga! No, really
• Prussia is 5 METERS LONG!
• ... Eh?
  • Who?
• Russia can see Sarah Palin from his house.
  • In Soviet Russia, Ivan Braginski can see Alaska from his house.◊
  • Courtesy of deviantART: In Soviet Russia, Tentacle Monster gets raped...by you.
• "Nice * insert Freud Was Right item here* ". Consisting of a song from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and a character in a stripper pose wearing undies with a country flag on it, it goes from there. And it started with..."Nice Florida." Funny how America starts a lot of memes...
• Fukkireta
• Thanks to this infamous fic: Iceland x Fridge OTP!
• EGYPT FLIPS TABLES.◊
• ENGLAND HAS CULTURE◊
• THERE'S A PARTY IN SWEDEN'S PANTS AND YOU'RE INVITED
• Bloodbath 2010 got its own page.
• Allen◊, who is apparently England's and America's child.
• Flying Nyan Bunny!
• Spain's THE BOSS
• I'M DAMAGED GOODS, FELIKS!!! ^ExplanationFrom the fanfic "Some scars are easy to hide" where Lithuania is a weepy and whiny uke, Russia is a Fetishized Abuser, and Poland is an uber-perfect boyfriend with the typical "healing cock".
• "England looks DEAD SEXY in a miniskirt!", which is an actual quote from Eric Vale. The retorts of "America looks dead sexy in a miniskirt" (also an actual quote), and "IT'S A KILT, YOU WANKER!" are obvious tagalongs.
  • The voice actors often get asked to say "[Nation] looks dead sexy in a miniskirt!" at cons because of this.
    (Patrick Seitz made a comment about frequently having fans ask him to say he loves Italy in his Germany voice.)
    Scott Freeman: "Have you had to tell anyone that Italy looks good in a miniskirt?"
    Fans: *cheer loudly*
    Scott Freeman: "I think a few of us have gotten that one."
  • This meme actually started as a throwaway joke in the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom, after someone got Ed's VA to say the "sexy" line, sans the "miniskirt" bit (he added on his own).
• Any reference to Denmark now must immediately be followed be the phrase 'suck my dick'.
• Disco Pogo.
• Hussieruya. ^ExplanationCrack shipping of Himaruya and the creator of Homestuck, Andrew Hussie. Popularized by artists Tannanana and Sclez on Tumblr. After another Tumblr user, himapapaftw, informed Hussie of the crack pairing by providing a link to the Hussieruya blog, many fans rushed to Himaruya's inbox to send him the same link. He has yet to respond.
• Grandmano. ^ExplanationMeme stemming from this picture◊ of Romano in a grandma costume for Halloween.
• Couchtalia. ^ExplanationIn the 2011 Bloodbath, Austria gets tired of walking and Germany offers him his back to sit on. This branched out into fans pasting pictures of the characters onto the names of objects that sound like their name (example: "brussia", "cubacle", "austreea", etc.) and has become a meme in almost no time flat.
• Twisted, shit-spewing CUMDONUT. ^ExplanationA minor meme on Tumblr, it came from a comment left by a member of the series's detractors on an anti-Hetalia stamp on deviantART. The comment found its way onto dumbdeviantart, a popular blog that's Exactly What It Says on the Tin, and became a bit of a joke among fans on Tumblr.
• ENGLAND'S PENSI SPERM WILL TURN YOU BRITIS. ^ExplanationRefers to a fanfiction full of horrendous grammar and spelling where England turns America "britis" by raping him.
• Communism is HOT! ^ExplanationA common response to any fanart of Russia/China.
• Uncomfortabletalia ^Explanation"Hetalia AU where everything is the same except..." followed by a random difference like "...England's eyebrows are normal" or "...everyone's eyes are always shut except for Italy" and usually accompanied by a photoshopped image.
• Malaysia is a Catboy^ExplanationMalaysia's Animal Motif of tigers, along with his cat ear-shaped hair leads to fanworks where he is usually drawn with either a cat smile and/or cat ears. Some even go as far as calling him a 'catboy'.
• Man Boob supremacy!^ExplanationA common reaction from seeing fanservice-y fanarts of Russia and Indonesia, which are commonly drawn with larger chests than in canon.

Paint it White

• General pre-sub consensus: 'I have no idea WTF just happened.....BUT THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!'
  • It is now the duty of every Hetalia fan to learn the dance at the end of the movie.
• Condom suits = WIN
• WHAT THE CRAPOLA HAPPENED HERE!?!?
• It's Raining Men!
• In the English dub, France's Doctor Who reference was slipped in especially as a tribute for J. Michael Tatum, who voices him. It's very popular with the English fans.
• DOUBLE O NINJA
• I RUN INTO BATTER
• "It tastes like sandwich."

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"Hasta la pasta!"

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