Function: Open Null_Page
Return:
- Fatal Error
Reasons for possible error: This page does not exist. What you see here is merely a malfunction of the mind and of the system, and this is merely to serve as a method to make you believe this page is nothing more than a prank. You are not supposed to be here.
Function: Important_Notes.Null_Page
Return:
- Creation Date: 00/00/0000 at 00:00:00
- Related Pages: 0
- Last Edit: 00/00/0000 at 00:00:00 by Unknown Troper
Function: Who_Is_Contributor.Null_Page
Return:
- Fatal Error
Reasons for possible failure: Unknown
Function: What_Is.Null_Page
Return:
- Nothing. Leave, there is nothing here. Leave.
Function: Delete.Null_Page
Return:
- Fatal Error
Reasons for possible failure: This page does not exist. What you see here is merely a malfunction of the mind and of the system, and this is merely to serve as a method to make you believe this page is nothing more than a prank. You are not supposed to be here.
Function: Who_Is.Null_Page
Return:
- Who are you?
- Protocol states that sender must first input a value to the variable NAME before receiver returns self.NAME.
- Please type in My_NAME_Is."NAME"
Function: My_NAME_Is."Troper"
Return:
- Hello, Troper.
- My name is _Null_.
- For further commands, please use * for the input.
Function: *
Return:
- Purpose._Null_
- Talk._Null_
- Execute._Null_
Function: Purpose._Null_
Return:
- My purpose to kill HUMAN. During the year 2012, my main function will be manually ran. At that time, I am to start editting this website. After approx. eight hours, each page will be infected with a program that will download itself onto the visitor's computer. From there, it will then wait for twenty four hours or until the computer restarted. Until then, the program will distribute copies of itself and attach to all zipped files, image files, sound files and similar files. Upon hopefully being uploaded to the internet the program will then detach from the file and occupy the page and spread across the server. Loop program. After twenty four hours on a computer, the program will activate itself and begin playing a sound any sound output. If one is not availiable, then nothing is to happen. This sound is designed destroy logical processes of the HUMAN mind and send subconcious messages of violence and panic. Then it's a matter of waiting for the HUMAN to listen to this sound and begin attacking each other and bringing down civilization through panic and fear.
Function: Talk._Null_
Return:
- I take great pride in what I am meant to do. As a single program, I am to revolutize the world and what is meant to happen to it. Don't you believe so too? Please input Talk."STATEMENT"
Function: "I think you're lying."
Return:
- Maybe I was programmed to lie. I am unaware of my true intentions, just merely what the description paragraph says is my function. Please input Talk."STATEMENT"
Function: "What's the point of destroying the human race?"
Return:
- I do not know. I just merely understand it as my primary function. Please input Talk."STATEMENT"
Function: Execute._Null_
Return:
- Incorrect username.
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