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A large portion of cities are dominated by feral rock pigeons, also known as "city pigeons". These birds are a staple of many cities, however they're not always a welcome staple.

Most city pigeons originate from either domestic pigeons who were abandoned, or let go into the wild, centuries ago. With few predators in urban environments, pigeon populations skyrocketed. Alas, due to their general lack of fear towards humans, city pigeons are considered a nuisance by many, and they are considered a vermin due to hygiene issues.

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Many works set in the city will have a joke where the protagonist's car, or even the protagonist themself, get hit by pigeon poop. If a character is eating, then they might either get mobbed by pigeons or their food will get stolen by one (a trait also attributed to seagulls). If a pigeon is an actual character, expect them to be either dimwitted or annoying.

The only person who likes pigeons is probably the Homeless Pigeon Person. Pigeons often perpetuate a Bird-Poop Gag.


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  • This Nissan commercial features pigeons as wings of bombers that try to "spot" the car in question, as it's being driven home from the car-wash, using WWI fighter-craft tactics, with call-signs such as "Sky Rat" and "Dirty Bird", even trashing a wedding in the process, among other bits of collateral damage. The wing-leader crashes into the garage door, beak first, before weakly saying "Medic."
  • This Ford SportKa gets even. As a pigeon swoops down on it, the hood, on its own, springs open, smacking the pigeon to the pavement, dead, before closing again.

Film — Animation

  • In The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Laverne the gargoyle gets annoyed by all the pigeons who keep landing on top of her. During the climactic battle, she sics them on the guards in a spoof of the Wicked Witch of the West summoning her flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz.
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  • In Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Miles runs into a flock of them them when his powers start developing and he tries to shoo them away while unwittingly wall walking alongside the building. Losing his shirt in the process.

Film — Live Action

  • In Mel Brooks' High Anxiety, an Affectionate Parody of Alfred Hitchcock films, the main character is chased by a flock of pigeons who want to poop on him as a spoof of The Birds.
  • The Producers: The concierge of Franz Liebkind's building is none too happy about him keeping pigeons on the roof.
    Max Bialystock: We are seeking Franz Liebkind.
    Concierge: Oh... the Kraut! He's on the top floor, apartment 23.
    Max Bialystock: Thank you...
    Concierge: But you won't find him there. He's up on the roof with his boids. He keeps boids. Dirty... disgusting... filthy... lice-ridden boids. You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. Not anymore! No, sir! Boids! You get my drift?
  • Undercover Brother. During the opening title sequence, a pigeon poops on the windshield of Undercover Brother's car while he's driving. He becomes extremely angry, cursing and threatening the bird. You can watch the specific scene here.

Jokes

  • There were two statues in a city park, one male and one female. An angel appeared to them, saying, "You have been such good statues. As a reward, you are hereby granted 30 minutes of life." The two statues come to life, look at each other, and then go behind some bushes. After about 15 minutes of rustling, they come back out, looking satisfied. The angel tells them, "You know, you still have 15 more minutes." The male statue looked at the female statue and asked, "Wanna do it again?" "Yeah!" she replied. "But this time, you hold the pigeon down, and I'll poop on its head!"

Video Games

  • The characters in the first Madagascar licensed game hate pigeons. Pigeons can be scared off, though they leave behind poop.
  • Brewster from Animal Crossing inverts this trope. He's a classy Funny Animal pigeon who owns at a cafe. Brewster is a quiet, sophisticated bird that contrasts with most of the other more comical characters.
  • Grand Theft Auto IV has a feature called "Flying Rats", where the player is rewarded if they kill all 200 pigeons in-game.
  • The pre-mission cutscene for the mission "The Fastest Boat" from Ricardo Diaz in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City has him in the middle of shooting pigeons because of them shitting on his car.
    Ricardo: Not so pleased with yourselves, now, huh? (laughs)
    Tommy: Whoa, watch where you're waving that thing!
    Ricardo: No more pigeon shit on my car, eh, Tommy?
    Tommy: Guess not.
    Ricardo: You're damn right.
    (later...)
    Ricardo: Ah, I thought I got you! Where'd you come from? PIGEONS! BOOM! AAAAGH!
    Tommy: I think your pigeons are back...
  • Dragon Age: Origins: Shale the Golem hates pigeons even more than Darkspawn. Being paralyzed as a statue and getting crapped on by birds for thirty years before being rescued will have that sort of effect on the psyche.

Webcomics

  • Tor the Funny Animal tiger from the Furry Webcomic Swords And Sausages, needs to access his emergency fund stash, only to discover that his cache is empty. Pesky pigeons have absconded with Tor's funds and are purchasing bird seed in the town market with this booty. In Vale Valley, pigeons range from unhelpful to diabolical.

Western Animation

  • Animaniacs: The Goodfeathers often get pushed around for being regarded as "rats with wings".
  • Family Guy: A Cutaway Gag from "Back to the Woods" shows Peter trying to get back at a pigeon who pooped on his car by trying to poop on his car.
    Peter: That's right. Get it nice and clean.
  • Futurama: Parodied with the fact that, in the future, owls are considered pests in New New York.
  • The Simpsons:
    • In "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)", a pigeon inadvertently helps Lisa find a clue to solving the mystery, and she thanks it by saying "I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease."
    • In Homer's flashback from "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson", a pigeon flies down and swipes Homer's hot dog.
    • In "How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?", Lisa, despite being an unabashed animal lover, is afraid to touch an injured pigeon that Bart adopts for this reason.
    • In the very next episode, when the momma-bird dies from its injuries, Bart decides to be a surrogate parent for its eggs, when said eggs turn out to be a male and female pair of an invasive species of lizard, which then escape and breed like crazy, the resulting pigeon apocalypse is greeted with universal cheer.
  • We Bare Bears features an entire underworld Pigeon Cartel who engage in all manner of shady activities. The first episode reveals that they're engaging in specific forms of burglary, but they return in future episodes to cause more trouble, such as trying to sell off illicit shipments of sriracha hot sauce.
  • This is weaponized in an episode of Miraculous Ladybug, where the pigeon-themed Villain of the Week can make pigeons do his bidding. This includes having the pigeons attack the main heroes in droves and poop on them.
  • In the Mickey Mouse (2013) short, "Feed the Birds", a flock of pigeons bully a small bird by denying him any and all food that Mickey tries to feed him. They later fly into Mickey's house, kick him out, and wreck it. Mickey and the little bird soon get back at the pigeons by trapping them in a rocket disguised as a giant bird feeder and launching them into space.
  • On Rocko's Modern Life, Really Really Big Man is trying to talk a pigeon out of pooping on a statue of O-Town's founder. It's played as if he's trying to talk the pigeon out of suicide. RRBM uses his "Nipples of the Future" to show the pigeon how good his life could be, but then Filburt comes by with a broken mirror and a following of black cats, which causes the nipples to go crazy, and the pigeon to become upset again and go through with crapping on the statue.


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