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Every night in a different place
I'll meet you tender lady
You're my no tell lover.
Chicago, "No Tell Lover"

Also called a "fleabag hotel" or more euphemistically as a "day-use hotel", it's the sleazy motel that rents rooms by the hour. The clerk doesn't ask what for and doesn't want to know.

The No Tell Motel is where philandering affairs and criminal deals take place. Human nature being what it is, that also makes it the site of gruesome unsolved murders. Long story short, if you have something you can drink, smoke, snort, shoot, fuck a member of The Oldest Profession, or have a Back-Alley Doctor take out a bullet, but don't have a convenient/affordable and discreet place to carry out the activity in question at, you go here to do it.

Low-lifes on the run, hitmen, con artists, prostitutes turning tricks, and the detectives who want to talk to them, will all end up here sooner or later.

See also Smithical Marriage, and Love Hotels for Japan's more glamorous (or cleaner, at least) equivalent. Detectives usually end up here by Going by the Matchbook. May also be a Hell Hotel.


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    Fan Works 
  • The entirety of the first issue of Project Riribirth takes place in a crumbling, disgusting motel room where a broken, destitute, and ailing Tony Stark waits to die.
  • White Sheep (RWBY): When discussing mixed-gender teams, Winter tells her sister Weiss that sex in the school is illegal in Atlas Academy, but there are "private rooms" in the city where students can go. However, Weiss thinks Winter is just talking about the difficulty of changing clothes in a mixed-gender team and points out that it doesn't sound very efficient. Winter blushes and says people make do. Weiss is left with the impression that Atlas is a lot more prudish than she thought, and Winter is left with the impression that Weiss is a lot more experienced than she ever wanted to know.

    Films — Animation 
  • Early Russian Stop Motion animated classic The Cameraman's Revenge features Mr. Beetle, a married man (married beetle?) taking his girlfriend out for a tryst at the "Hotel Amour".

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Seen in 12 Monkeys, where Bruce Willis and his psychiatrist visit one to work out just what the hell is going on with their lives in privacy.
  • In Apartment Zero Jack picks a man up at the airport, takes him to a seedy hotel, has sex with him, and then murders him for his passport.
  • In Freebie and the Bean, Bean spots his wife's car outside a motel at night, but can't bring himself to go in to confront her. Freebie moves a "No parking at any time" sign by her car so it'll get towed, and he can check the records at the DMV to see who she was with. It turns out she lent the car to the neighbor, who took it to the motel. She was at a parent-teacher conference that night.
  • La Habitacion Azul (The Blue Room), a Mexican film, has this in its title, where the manager of the hotel especially rents the eponymous blue room for lovers and their escapades.
  • In Highlander, the motel that The Kurgan stays at in New York apparently has at least one door-to-door hooker (Candy). It's neither shown nor explained exactly what he does there. (For anyone else it would be obvious, but this is The Kurgan we're talking about.)
  • Apparently in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, the motel the McCallisters are staying in Florida, according to the condition and their shocking gasps.
    Uncle Frank: It didn't look this bad on our honeymoon...
  • In Hot Bot, Benny takes Bardot to one called the Colonial Motel to hide her from the authorities. Limus pays for the room with his emergency credit card. Apparently the Colonial has this reputation because when the charges show up on his statement, Limus' father goes ballistic and wants to know if his wife has been going there behind his back.
  • The Hypnotized: When Seok-won hopes to have sex with Ji-soo after dinner, he takes her to a motel that advertises "rooms by the hour." She isn't impressed but she does go in with him, although in the end he doesn't get the sex.
    Ji-soo: Not very subtle!
  • In a Laurel and Hardy movie they are running from their awful, and armed, wives. As the two men run behind a hotel, the wife raises the shotgun and fires. At the sound of the shot, men jump out of every window, in their underwear with their pants in their hand and run down the alley.
  • The Motel is about a 13-year-old kid whose parents run a sleazy hotel. He often has to clean condoms out of rooms, interact with hookers, and all kinds of age-inappropriate activities.
  • Mystery Road: While the local hotel itself (and its proprietor) seem respectable enough, itís mentioned that Pete sometimes rents a room there and brings girls and drugs.
  • When he is released in Psycho II, Norman Bates is shocked to find that this is how the Bates Motel is being run. He promptly sacks the manager, the hilariously sleazy Warren Toomey (Dennis Franz).
  • Ready Player One (2018): The opening montage introducing the OASIS makes a brief pass over one of those (complete with a neon sign showing a pair of shushing lips).
    Wade (voiceover): You can get married, you can get divorced, you can... you can go in there.
  • The Silence of Adultery has the Hillcrest Motel, the site of all Rachel and Michael's trysts after the first, where they rent for three hours at a time.
  • Tangerine: Dinah is a prostitute in a ring that operates out of a seedy motel room.
  • Umberto D: Apparently the boarding house is gradually becoming this. Umberto comes home to find that Antonia is renting out his room at 1,000 lira per hour to people who want a place for sex.
  • Yuki, the bar girl prostitute in The Warped Ones, takes people to hotels like this for 30-minute stays.
  • In The Wolverine, Logan needs a safe place to lay low (no pun intended) when he and Mariko get to Tokyo. The only place available is a "love hotel," an establishment with "themed rooms" used for short hook-ups between "married persons" (although no one actually checks). He tries to rent two rooms, but only one is available so he stands watch outside on the balcony while she sleeps in the room.

  • Played with in 11/22/63: Deke is quick to reassure Jake that a nearby hotel a few towns over isn't this, but it's still as good a place as anywhere he and his new girlfriend can make love outside of the prying eyes of the town. He mentions that he and Ms. Mimi had used the place as well.
  • In the Arly Hanks mystery novels, Ruby Bee absolutely refuses to acknowledge that the motel she owns is used primarily for one-night-stands, even though it's an open secret that's what all the passing truckers rent rooms for. The only one who doesn't use it for his trysts is Mayor Jim Bob, who takes his girlfriends to Farberville's No-Tell Motel to be farther from his wife.
  • In The Fourth Bear, there's the Hotel Bastardos (described as deliberately cultivating its reputation as the seediest in all of Reading by the Epigraph that starts the chapter) where Agatha calls Jack over in an attempt to seduce him under the pretense of being an informant in the Goldilocks case. The place gives him flashbacks from a time he apparently had to arrest a heavily-armed Easter Bunny.
  • L.A. Confidential has two examples - one is El Serrano motel, where Buzz Meeks waits to be snuck out of the USA, he doesn't make it, and Victory Motel, headquarters of Mobster Squad run by the resident Magnificent Bastard Dudley Smith, where out-of-town gangsters arriving in L. A. are hauled over and persuaded to leave and never come back (usually through applying cut rubber hose).
  • In Nevada, David rents a room at a sleazy motel in San Francisco's Tenderloin district to make it easier to buy the two things he's interested in: heroin and hookers.
  • In Off To Be The Wizard: Agents Murphy and Miller stay in one of these because their bosses, the Treasury Department, are extremely cheap. They mention that drunks and gamblers from the casino across the street keep peeking in through their window, wondering why professional-looking men are hanging out in there.
  • Vlad Taltos and Kiera both find one of these immensely useful in Orca. Which fits the trope quite well, considering they are, respectively, an assassin on the run from an organized crime syndicate and the best thief in the entire Empire.

    Live-Action TV 
  • The eponymous establishment of American Horror Story: Hotel is a lot fancier and more expensive than this trope usually suggests, but described as a "no-tell motel" by Liz in one episode.
  • With more hotel-like places, appears in The Bill, such as with the Chandler-McAllister relationship. The one that ended with him raping her on their wedding night and then shooting himself during a Hostage Situation as she was in labour (with him in the room).
  • On Boy Meets World, Shawn's father dumps him at one of these when he leaves to chase after Shawn's mom, though it's not seen on screen.
  • In an episode of Breaking Bad, Jesse stays at one of these, where he smokes some meth and has sex with a prostitute.
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer: These were Faith's digs during her time in Season 3, which was rather dangerous, seeing as vampires weren't warded off from the place like an actual home was. Something that The Scoobies had no problem with. When she joins The Mayor, he upgrades her to a studio apartment but advises her to maintain her old place as a cover.
    Mayor Wilkins: No Slayer of mine is going to live in a fleabag motel. There are immoral liasons going on there.
    Faith: Yeah, plus all the screwin'.
  • CSI's Las Vegas has lots of these, generally complete with dead body.
    • In one episode, Brass even (kinda sorta, but not really) jokingly says that when people die in motels like these, it's generally not reported for quite a while, because the owners keep renting out the room until the smell of the corpse has gotten bad enough that it can no longer be ignored.
    • Another episode sees three homicides in the same room over a period of a few weeks. The owner has put hallucinogenic drugs in the air freshener, which results in Hodges going crazy and almost killing someone.
  • A pre-motel version occurs in Danger: UXB in World War 2 Britain. In "A Quiet Weekend", Lieutenant Ash is having an affair with married scientist Susan Mount and goes to a country hotel recommended by The Casanova of their team. Ash hesitates on seeing the somewhat rundown hotel, but Susan instantly says that it's suitable as she's more interested in discretion than appearance.
  • Doctor Who. While in 1955 Montgomery, Alabama, Team Tardis have to stay in one because the Villain of the Week is staking out the TARDIS. Even though it's a low rent motel they still have to sneak in Ryan and Yaz through the bathroom window because it's Whites Only.
  • The F.B.I.: In "Pound of Flesh", Erskine and Jim track a pair of suspects to a low-rent motel. They just miss them and the proprietor tells them that "the Smith brothers" checked out that morning. When Jim asks "Smith?", she replies:
    "Face it, honey. If it weren't for the Smiths of this world, I wouldn't have any business at all"
  • In the Full House episode "On the Road Again," Jesse and his family (along with Joey) check into a hotel that Jesse used to stay at, but has gotten rather sleazy over the years. The room is quite small, there's a blinking neon sign right outside their window, there's a coin-operated TV, vibrating beds and toilet (and the wires in their room are crossed, so putting a coin into the TV activates the vibrating beds.)
  • The Golden Girls:
    • Blanche is frequently referred to as making regular use of these, especially renting them by the hour. In one instance, she unknowingly books the girls into a hotel full of prostitutes and gets them all arrested.
    • An episode of the follow-up series, Golden Palace, details Rose's efforts to keep their hotel from becoming one of these.
  • In an episode of Happy Days, Joanie and Chachi had to stay in one when they took a trip to a Beach Boys concert without permission. The episode is even titled "No-Tell Motel".
  • Shown perfectly in the "Full Moon" episode of Homicide: Life on the Street.
  • In one episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Alan is hypnotized into thinking he's talking to Ursula Andress. He immediately offers to take her to a little hotel just outside of London where the "very discreet" staff all know him.
  • In the well-known Law & Order episode "Empire," Detective Curtis takes a witness played by Julia Roberts to a motel to keep her safe over a weekend. The defense attorney later accuses Curtis of cheating on his wife that weekend and uses the phrase "no-tell motel"; it's clear by this point that the witness was manipulating Curtis in an effort to help the accused murderer get away with it.
    • Averted in another episode, "Melting Pot." The detectives initially suspect this when it's discovered the victim's husband was seen in such an establishment with a younger woman, but it turns out she's his sister and was staying there whilst visiting for the holidays.
  • All over the place in Law & Order: SVU. The detectives are always frequenting these places to pick up suspects (and witnesses of the shady variety.)
  • The motel where Earl lives in My Name Is Earl.
  • The Starlight Motel, Cabot Cove in several episodes of Murder, She Wrote. If an out-of-towner was staying at the Starlight, it meant they were up to no good one way or another.

  • Night Court: Dan Fielding, the womanizing assistant district attorney, occasionally mentions local by-the-hour hotels in the New York City Area that he use for his sexual trysts. Mostly we only hear about such hotels but never see them except for one episode where he takes a women he is at the time completely unaware is psychotic. She proceeds to hold him hostage there but he is later rescued by his workmates who figure out where he is by going to all the local fleabag by-the-hour motels near the courthouse one by one till they find him.

  • Discussed in the Sketch Comedy No Soap, Radio when Roger is trying to convince a telephone caller that the Hotel Pelican is a suitable venue for a Shriners' Convention:
    "No, sir, no wild women here— What do you mean, 'why not'?"
  • Stranger Things: Billy invites Mrs. Wheeler to one of these using the euphemism "private swim practice". He is driving to it when he gets captured and possessed by The Mindflayer.
  • Sam and Dean Winchester of Supernatural check into No Tell Motels together fairly frequently. This does not help their reputation at all. However they are cheap and discreet, both useful attributes for a Hunter.
  • Titans (2018)
    • In Season One, Dick Grayson has the other Titans hide from the Nuclear Family in a rundown motel owned by a divorcée who admits she has no idea how to run it profitably after her husband left. She makes an unsubtle pass at her handsome guest, which he pretends not to notice.
    • When visiting Gotham in the Season One finale, Dick Grayson stays at a former luxury hotel that has become this trope, a sign of how the entire city has gone From Bad to Worse. The elderly concierge straightens up and adopts a respectful attitude when Dick says he wants to pay for the entire night instead of a few hours, though he still has to pay extra for fresh sheets.
  • In the pilot of White Collar, Peter Burke checks Neal Caffrey into one of these on the grounds that it's one of the few places a person can live for $700 a month in New York City. Neal improvises.
  • In an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, Arthur Carlsen tries to spice up his marriage by taking his wife back to the hotel they stayed at when they eloped, but since then its aspirations have declined a bit...
    Carmen: Arthur, there's a machine in the bathroom that sells... things
  • Yellowjackets: In "Friends, Romans, Countrymen" Misty is investigating Natalie's disappearance. The surly desk clerk at the motel Natalie has been staying describes the place as having bad water pressure, no cable or Wi-Fi and an ambiance that is "a heady mix of imminent tragedy and broken dreams." Its only selling point is discretion; if you stay there, nobody will know. Even if law enforcement inquires, the clerk has a lousy memory and bad handwriting.

  • Fefe Dobson's video for her song "Stuttering" centers around the shenanigans that occur at one of these facilities.
  • Foghat's song "Boogie Motel" is about a place that "may be sleazy, but it's cheap and it's easy"—complete with mirrors above the beds and a desk clerk who gives you a nudge and a wink as you sign in.
  • One features in the Heart song All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You, where the singer has a one-night stand.
  • After escaping their abusive home at the circus, The Neville sisters find jobs at one of these. It's not the best job but is better than their previous ones.
  • The Panic! at the Disco song "Build God, Then We'll Talk" is about one.
  • In Poison's "Look What the Cat Dragged In" song, the second verse starts off in a No-Tell Motel.
  • Jerry Reed had a minor Country Music hit in 1980 with "The Friendly Family Inn", about a standard small town motel that turned into one of these after a freeway was built that drew tourist business away.
  • The Conor Oberst song Gossamer Thin features the lines: "She likes the new pope / she's not scared of Hell / they meet once a week at a secret motel"

    Video Games 
  • Featured, in all places, in the explorable landscape of the game Bully. You can't take girls there, of course, being fifteen (and rated T) but... well, other people do.
  • The cinematic trailer for Cyberpunk 2077 takes place in a fleabag actually named this. In addition to being the place where you can bang Meredith Stout if you finish The Pickup mission in her favor, it is also the place where Dexter DeShawn betrays you and shoots you in the head at the end of Act 1 after the Heist at Konpeki Plaza goes straight to hell.
  • The hotel that Death Trips takes place at is described as very cheap, and it's the location of Lady Death's most recent murder.
  • Fallout 3
    • The Homestead Motel in the Point Lookout DLC wasn't much to look at in the first place, but 200 years after a nuclear war it's in even worse shape and is the site of a gruesome serial killer crime scene and the hideout of a long-dead Chinese spy.
  • Fallout: New Vegas
    • There's the Bison Steve hotel, where you can find pre-war ransom notes and a murder/suicide. It's also where a group of criminals are currently holed up. Interestingly, it's mentioned that it was run as a hotel a few years back before the start of the game, but apparently nobody bothered to clean up some of the crime scenes.
    • The El Rey motel in the outskirts of Vegas is a run-down den for lowlives, squatters, and drug addicts. One of the junkies was indebted to some drug dealer who eventually released Bark Scorpions in the poor bastard's room as punishment.
  • Galerians features one of these, complete with drug pushers, a sketchy maintenance man, pedophilic priests, men making nuclear weapons, and a whore.
  • Referenced in Grand Theft Auto V, after Michael catches his wife cheating on him in their house.
    Michael: If I have to use a motel, she has to use a motel!
  • King Arthur & the Knights of Justice (SNES Action-RPG game) had a motel called literally "No Tell Motel".
  • Lupino's hotel from the first Max Payne game, which you have to blast through twice, was of this type.
  • No More Heroes: No More Heroes Motel is the residence of one Travis Touchdown. While it does seem bright and cheery, it is still in Santa Destroy.
  • Silent Hill has two:
    • Norman's Motel from the first game was used by Michael Kaufmann as the base of operation of his low level drug trafficking. He was aided by the motel's owner Norman Young until he wanted out due to the risks being too high.
    • The Riverside Motel from Silent Hill: Origins is where Travis' father committed suicide after his wife was institutionalized at Cedar Grove Sanitarium. It's also the place where Kaufmann is taking Lisa Garland and blackmailing her for sex holding her addiction to PVT as leverage.
  • One of these appears in Sonic Dreams Collection. It's the third scene, right after prom night. O.C. the Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat, and Shadow the Hedgehog have a threesome while Tails is left to sit out in the drawing room, apparently drunk out of his gourd.
  • Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines has the Luckee Star Motel in Hollywood. After witnessing some brutal stuff there, you can ask the manager if he was aware of a dead body in one of his rooms. His response? "That early in the evening? Well, I guess I'll have to call the cops then."
  • Partway into The Wolf Among Us, you pay a visit to such a motel in search of information about one of the murder victims. It comes complete with busted appliances, frequent prostitution, drugs, fake names in the guestbook, and general vibe of sleaze. Oh, and it's where the victim was murdered.

    Web Animation 
  • Helluva Boss: The episode Harvest Moon Festival ends with Striker taking refuge in the rundown Hideaway Motel after his assassination attempt of Stolas is foiled. The sign in front of the hotel hangs a lampshade on what sort of place this is.
  • Homestar Runner: The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Decemberween special is called "Cactus Coffee and the No-Tell Motel". There is, of course, neither a No-Tell Motel or cactus coffee involved, but Eh! Steve's mouth does explode the universe, and Ready For Primetime does a tiny, tiny dance. Even Strong Bad is stumped and he created the show.

    Western Animation 
  • Parodied in the American Dad! episode "A Smith in the Hand", has Stan pleasing his urge to masturbate at the 'Bates Motel (note the apostrophe).
  • The Ocean View Hotel that Arthur and his family go to in "Arthur's Family Vacation" (which always has a vacancy) is like this; there's no view of the ocean, the room has pictures coming off the hinges, lousy mattresses on the bed that sink under weight, leaky ceilings, and an abnormally small pool (to which D.W. comments "Our bathtub is bigger than this!"). But, being a kids' show, there are no sexual references.
  • This trope was referenced in Chowder, where a hotel is called the No-Tell Motel. We don't actually see this trope in action, though.
  • The Family Guy episode "Screwed The Pooch" hits all the notes in this tune: prostitutes, sleazy proprietors, crime, roaches, non-working switches, Murphy beds, insane residents, people on the run, America's Most Wanted, police raids.
  • Rick and Morty features two of those: the one where Jerry moves following his divorce with Beth during season 3, and the one where Summer checks in with her newly found dating app match Danny (and where the tenants have too many problems of their own to care about others' like assault or rape).
  • Rocko's Modern Life, king of the Parental Bonus and demographically inappropriate humour of The '90s, has a Deleted Scene with one named the No-Tell Motel. The cut version of the episode just shows the exterior of the hotel. What they didn't cut just makes it even worse once you know what this trope is about!
  • The motels frequented by Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons. In particular, the "SLeEp-eAZY" Motel that Marge and the kids stay at during the episode "The Cartridge Family", complete with prostitutes at the entrance, coin-operated TV, vibrating beds and a Bible, and a corpse in the pool. Not to mention that whoever runs the place spies on the customers using video cameras. Homer, Marge (and Mayor Quimby) go to one closer to a Japanese style Love Hotel in "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy" too.

    Real Life 
  • There is a hotel shamelessly called the No-Tel Motel in the sleazy part of Tucson, Arizona. According to the Tucson Weekly, it lives up to its name.
  • Overlapping with Love Hotels, No-Tell Motels are so common in Latin America that the word motel lost its original meaning of "roadside hotel" to exclusively meaning "sex-encounter hotel" there. They range through all sorts of quality, from dubious to luxurious.