A character or a collection of characters decide, ill-advisedly, to enter a song contest or talent show (in a Britcom, usually the Eurovision Song Contest or a ripoff thereof) despite the fact that Alice can't sing, Bob can't write songs and Charlie can't play the ukulele. He, she, or they will either:
- Fail to win, in the most excruciating and humiliating way imaginable or
- Appear to fail to win in the most excruciating and humiliating way imaginable, and then come in first place.
Please stick to in-universe examples for this page.
- Previously named for comedy The High Life, where the characters perform a song called "Pif Paf Pof".
- Father Ted did this with Ted and Dougal entering Eurovision with "My Lovely Horse". Notably, they entered specifically to lose the contest for Ireland, which was tired of hosting it.
- Monty Python's Flying Circus: the winning entry from Monaco in the Eurovision Song Contest is a nonsensical ditty called "Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bong".
- The All-England Summarize Proust competition yielded no worthy contestants, so the award was given to the girl with the biggest tits.
- In Scrubs, the Janitor told Elliot he was part of an a capella band, and that it was the best employee band in the hospital. This angered Ted's band who challenged him to a showdown. The result was that Elliot said they were both really good.
- In the "Hype Pressure" episode of The Goodies, Graeme and Bill form a folk duo called 'the Twofolk'. They appear on Tim's cruel talent show 'New Faeces' and perform a hideous song called "The World Is Full of Women and Men". Despite being booed by the audience, they are a hit with the supposedly unscrupulous panelists, who admire the song's naïveté and purity. Tim's "theatre of cruelty" series is cancelled as a result.
- Carol Burnett, as her "Eunice" character, has a spot on The Gong Show and is so convinced that her singing talent will be her ticket away from her family that she does a lot of bridge-burning before the show. Bad idea.
- The entire premise of The Gong Show.
- Utopia (2014): Every single entrant in 'NBA's Got Talent' in "Blue Sky Thinking". Highlights include a dance act whose smoke machine sets of the fire alarm, a white accountant attempting to do gangsta rap, and Ash's truly inept magic act, where he fails to guess Tony's card multiple times.
- In the episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Puppet Show" the Scooby gang is coerced into performing in the school talent show. The original airing featured them on stage stiffly reciting their scene over the closing credits. This was replaced in syndication by standard credits and theme music but restored for the DVD release.
- WWE will occasionally have "talent competitions" that specifically play to a babyface's strengths. Always, the heel will wind up fitting this trope.
- John Cena vs. the Big Show in a rap battle.
- Stacy Keibler vs. Molly Holly in a dance-off.
- R-Truth & Eve Torres vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. & Maryse in a "song and dance" competition.
- Tracey De Santa in Grand Theft Auto V, whose "audition" for Fame or Shame is essentially a striptease, which causes her father, Michael, to have a Brain Bleach moment before attacking Lazlow, the show's host. Subverted in that Lazlow is a fan of her (mainly because he's sleeping with her) and manages to get her through to the finals.
- Remember "Elektronik Supersonik", one of the Internet's first Viral Videos from the pre-YouTube era? What you might not know is that it was a tie-in with an entire Borat-esque mythos about the fictional Ruritanian nation of Molvanîa, and was, In-Universe, the country's entry in the 2004 Eurovision Song Contest. Or that they also made a follow-up entry in 2005, "I Am the Anti-Pope".
- The Beetlejuice episode "Stage Fright" has Claire Brewster sabotaging Lydia's tryout in a school production of "Romeo and Juliet". Claire gets the Juliet role, which Beetlejuice uses to take over her body and make a ruckus of the play. Miss Shannon, the school's teacher, is aghast but the school's headmaster loved it.
- Done in an episode of The Fairly Oddparents, where Timmy's homemade, crappy film is recognized as a great comedy (though it wasn't intended as such).
- In Family Guy, Peter and Lois formed a hippie-esque folk duo, A Handful of Peter, when they were younger and decide to revive it for a talent show. The problem being that that they get stoned out of their minds because they don't think they're creative without it. At the talent show they perform a song called "In God's Eyes We Are All Hot", but afterward we learn that they lost, and we see that their actual performance was nothing but atonal screaming.
- Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible's talent show episode showcases a lot of unusual if not low quality talents, especially compared to Bonnie's amazing ballet but somehow wins.
- The Warner Bros. cartoon "Hamateur Night" (1939) presents a series of talent acts that are judged off stage—bad acts are discharged with the judge striking a boxing ring bell. Egghead keeps interrupting the proceedings with an ear-bleeding rendition of "She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain." When it's time to judge the winner, Egghead wins. That's because the audience was filled with Egghead lookalikes.
- In the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode "Show Stoppers", the Cutie Mark Crusaders enter a talent show hoping to find their cutie marks. Their performance is a complete disaster, to the point that the set literally collapses around them. They end up winning first prize... for best comedy act. They take absolutely no insult and are delighted that they won.
- In Rex the Runt, the gang enter Stinky Basil's "Search for a Star" contest. Predictably, most of acts are dire, from an Elvis Impersonator making fart noises with his armpit, to a bespectacled dog singing "Kumbayah" while bashing his partner on the head with a tin tray.
- In The Simpsons one of Homer's lifelong dreams was to be on The Gong Show, which he did with Barney in 1977. Their act was so bad that they got more gongs than "the breakdancing robot that caught on fire".