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What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen this trope before?

When you hear this familiar Stock Phrase, the chances are that one of the following is the case:

  • A character has been caught in some sort of embarrassing act, and, for want of a better tactic, is attempting to shrug off the embarrassment and avert the stares of onlookers by pretending that there is in fact Nothing To See Here. Sometimes a character is doing this on another character's behalf. Example from the film Splash:
    Freddie: What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?

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  • As above, something unusual is going on, but this time the character is using the line ironically, or at least knowingly. In such cases the character is evidently aware that the sight before him is well out of the ordinary, but, instead of gawping with his cohorts, greets it like The Stoic and/or Deadpan Snarker he is. Example from The Spy Who Loved Me:
    Sub Captain: What's the matter, sailor? You never seen a major taking a shower before?
    (The major is an attractive woman.)

  • A Deadpan Snarker is mocking another character's shocked reaction to something by which the former is unfazed. Example from the film The Big Sleep:
    Philip Marlowe: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a gun before? What do you want me to do, count three like they do in the movies?

  • The line is being used similarly to You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost, with no, he hasn't being implied instead of yes, he has. Example from Amazon Women on the Moon:
    Butch: What's she looking at? She acts like she's never seen a man before.
    Queen Lara: She hasn't. Have you, Alpha-Beta?
    Alpha Beta: No, My Queen.


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  • Ranma ½:
    Tsubasa: What's the matter? Never seen a real guy before?
  • Baccano!!
    Victor: Now, I want you to tell me how the fuck you encoded your plans into these shitty blueprints.
    Huey: Encoded? Please, Victor. These blueprints are exactly what they appear to be. They are the creations of a man who, while much younger than us, deserves our respect. These blueprints were all created in the nineteenth century, and several of these items have been properly patented. I'm sure even you have seen a talking clock before.

    Comic Books 

  • In Duel a newly magically-mature Gabrielle burns off Dumbledore's beard with a fireball in front of a shocked Triwizard Tournament crowd.
    Gabrielle: What's the matter? Never seen a Veela before?
  • In Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles there was a fight between Gryffindor and Slytherin students right before the Triwizard Tournament and Hannah Abbott thought "Really, hadn't these French girls seen half a school engaged in a brawl over breakfast?"
  • In the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf story "Who's That Smurfette?", when the Smurfs just stop and stare as they meet Smurfette for the first time, Hefty says this:
    "Well, what are you all smurfing at? Haven't any of you seen a female Smurf before?"
  • Universe Falls: In "Scary-oke", the Crystal Gems are surprised to see Stan helping to fight off a horde of zombies, and he quips "What are you three looking at!? Haven't you ever seen a man beat a zombie's head in before?"
  • In Time to Ascend Harry changes in a crowded Hogwarts Express corridor while his girlfriend and her friends are changing in their compartment.
    Harry: What? Never seen a guy in his underwear before?

    Films — Animated 

    Films — Live-Action 
  • 1776
    Dr. Benjamin Franklin: What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a great man before?
  • Atanarjuat
    Oki: What are you all looking at? Haven't you ever seen anyone kick a dog before?
  • Coal Miner's Daughter
    Patsy Cline: You act like you ain't never seen a glamorous country music singer before.
  • The Crush
    Darian Forrester: What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a Valiant before?
  • Emmanuelle V
    Emmanuelle: What's the matter? Why are you so shy? Have you never seen a naked woman before?
  • Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
    Sean: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
    Trevor: Not with skin on it!
  • Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
    Sing: [to ice cream vendor looking at him strangely] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before?
  • The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    Flynn Carsen: What's the matter? Haven't you guys ever seen a naked guy in a sheet before?
  • Mad Monster Party?
    Felix: Golly. What's the matter with them? Haven't they ever seen a tourist before?
  • Marvel Cinematic Universe:
    • Iron Man (variant)
      Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
    • In Avengers: Infinity War, as Peter Parker's classmates look from the schoolbus to see a giant spaceship looming over New York, the bus driver asks:
      Stan Lee: What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before?
  • Mask (1985)
    Rusty Dennis: What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?
  • Monty Python's The Meaning of Life:
    Sergeant-Major: Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!
  • Oliver! (1968)
    The Artful Dodger: [to Oliver, who has just arrived in London] Whatchu starin' at? 'Aven't you never seen a toff?
  • In Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment, after Mahoney replaces Lt. Mauser's hair conditioner with quick-acting epoxy resin while the latter takes a shower, Mauser's hands get glued to his head. Unfortunately for him, the shampoo runs into his eyes, so he's quite blind as he staggers out and rants at his men about how immature and un-funny this is. By the time he can see again, though, he's wandered out of the locker room altogether and is in the police station itself, in his birthday suit, hands stuck to his shampooed head, leading him to inquire of the stunned civilians and fellow cops:
    Mauser: "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a man washing his hair before?"
  • The Producers (2005)
    Mr. Marks: WHAT? You've never seen someone humiliated before?
  • Raising Helen
    Helen Harris: It's like they've never seen a dress before!
  • Remember the Titans
    Sunshine: [coming into the game to replace Rev because Rev's wrist was broken during the previous play] What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a football injury before, you wimps?
  • Seven Samurai
    Heihachi Hayashida: Haven't you ever seen anyone cut firewood before?
  • Shoot to Kill (AKA Deadly Pursuit) after Sidney Poiter scares off a bear.
    "Everyone else around here acts like they've never seen a black man before; why should he be any different?"
  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
    Ally: What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a pair of boobs before?
  • The Spy Who Loved Me. A submarine sailor is surprised to see Major Anya Amasova using the captain's shower. The Captain, without looking up from his desk, but knowing full well what the sailor must be looking at, asks "What's wrong, sailor? Haven't you seen a major using a shower before?"
  • Young Guns of Texas
    Martha Jane Canary: What are you gawking at? Ain't you never seen a pair of pants before?


  • An example in Night Watch when bizarre magical events have caused Ridcully to greet the Watch wearing only his hat.
    Ridcully: Haven't you lot ever seen a wizard before?
    Captain Carrot: We've...never seen so much of a wizard, sir.
  • In the bodice-ripper Whisper To Me Of Love, the hero has just discovered that the pickpocket he caught is a girl disguised as a boy. She angrily snaps, "Blimey! What are you staring at?! 'Aven't you ever seen a female 'afore!?" He sardonically replies, "Yes, but not one who disguises herself as a boy."

     Live Action TV  

  • The Andy Griffith Show
    Barney Fife: What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a man take off a dress before?
  • Due South (episode "An Invitation to Romance")
    Ray Vecchio: [while dressed as Fraser, to a passing pedestrian] What are you looking at? You never seen a Canadian before?
  • Last of the Summer Wine (episode "The Swan Man of Ilkley")
    Billy: Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.
  • Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (episode "Apocalypse Rising")
    Sisko (disguised as a Klingon): What's the matter, Dukat? Haven't you ever seen a Klingon before?
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation (episode "Up the Long Ladder")
    Brenna O'Dell: And what are you staring at? You never seen a woman before?
  • Tour of Duty:
    Private Alberto Ruiz: What's the matter? Ain't none of you niggers ever seen a spic before?
  • Will & Grace
    Karen: [to woman] What are you looking at, preggo? Haven't you ever seen herpes before?
  • The X-Files (episode "The Unnatural", after a Glamour Failure reveals his alien self)
    Josh Exley: What's the matter, Arthur? You look like you ain't never seen a black man before.
  • Jonathan Creek (episode "Time Waits for Norman")
    Maddy: Yes, all right. Haven't you ever seen a transvestite before?
  • Barney Miller (when Nick Yamana was convinced that a suspect was turning into a werewolf)
    Barney: It's called a beard! Haven't you ever seen a beard before?
    Yamana: Not in my family.
  • The Young Riders (when Kid has to remove Lou's pants to tend to a bullet wound in her leg)
    Lou: What's the matter, Kid? Ain't you ever seen a girl before?
  • Mash (when Winchester receives a package of truffles as part of a Care package from his family):
    Winchester: Haven't you ever seen truffles before?
    B.J.: Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.
  • Breaking Bad
    Vanco: What's the matter, Schraeder? You act like you've never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before!
  • Queer as Folk when Police Chief Stockwell and Brian's boss shows up at Brian's and find Brian and Justin (who also happens to be an intern at Brian's company at the time) having sex, Brian sarcastically asks if they've never seen two guys fucking before. It just so happens that the thing they're most upset about isn't the fucking, but that the floor is littered with half-finished anti-Stockwell propaganda posters of the kind that have been showing up all over the city without anyone having a clue as to who made them.
  • Horatio Hornblower, "The Duchess and the Devil": Horatio uses this phrase when he wants to prevent one of his sailors from staring at the Duchess who is coming aboard.
    Styles: Captain Pellew's coming aboard, sir. And, uh, a lady, sir. Nice dress, sir; good-looking.
    Hornblower: Don't froth at the mouth, Styles. You've seen a woman before, man.
    Styles: Not in six bloody months, I haven't.
  • The Love Boat: The captain has sent Gopher on deck to tell a nude sunbather to cover up. Although she is not seen on camera, her voice is heard. When she stands up, Gopher is noticeably awed at the sight of her.
    "Gopher, surely you've seen a female body before."
    "I thought I had, but I was wrong."


  • "Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before", the opening line to Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady", as a response to all the hoopla over the fact that he was a white guy who made it famous as a rapper.


  • Leonard Bernstein's Mass, "Fracture":
    Celebrant: What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen an accident before?
    • In context, the celebrant has just thrown down and shattered the consecrated elements, so the moment is shocking.

     Video Games  

  • Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!
    Spyro the Dragon: Hey stop staring! Haven't you ever seen a dragon before?
  • The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    Tatl: What? You don't know about the [target creature]?
    • Rather tellingly, only for enemies that also appeared in Ocarina of Time.
  • From the text intro to Chapter 5 of Caribbean Hideaway.
    Dewey: What could that be?
    Barley: 'Aven't ya ever seen a rare magical talisman before?
    Dewey: Well, if it's rare, why would ya think I'd 'ave seen—

     Web Comics  

  • DMFA 820. Since the dimension usually doesn't have humans...
    "What? Never seen a black woman before?"

     Web Original  

  • Survival of the Fittest
    Dacey 'Dawson' Ashcroft[after being revealed as a female to male crossdresser]: "You mean you've never seen a guy with boobs before?"

     Western Animation  


  • Star Tours Disneyland ride
    G2-4T: Hey! What's the matter? Haven't you people ever seen intelligent life before?
  • An old joke about a stand-up comedian taking off his clothes:
    What's the the matter? Haven't you ever seen a comic strip?

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