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Nobody ever wants to be the keynote speaker at the annual convention of the Society for Sufferers of Chronic Freudian Slip Syndrome. I wonder why?

"Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed. Um — in the history of my bed — of art, of art, I'm sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart — call-girl — I'm sorry, I'll start again. (Beat) Bum — oh, what a giveaway!"
An Art Critic, as played by Michael Palin, Monty Python's Flying Circus — "Full-Frontal Nudity"

Sometimes a character in a book or show — or even the author of the work — has a lot on their mind. And try their best, they just can't stop blurting it out in a Freudian Slip, at all. And of course, That Came Out Wrong and any attempt to stop the flow just results in more vulgarities. If they're trying to impress someone, they're just plain out of luck. Of course, those with a Hair-Trigger Temper will always interpret the error as intentional. If you're discussing matters with a stranger, you'll be mistaken for a pervert.

Similar to Digging Yourself Deeper and Ignore the Disability, which it tends to be used in conjunction with. However, in Ignore the Disability, the humor comes from an uptight member of society inadvertently mentioning an embarrassing or nude peculiarity they had taken pains to avoid, and in Digging Yourself Deeper it comes from the words used being poorly-chosen, rather than slipping out of the subconscious.

Compare Accidental Innuendo, when a person has control over what they say but doesn't realize any Double Entendres that they just spouted.

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    Anime & Manga 
  • In Kiniro Mosaic, Shinobu first calls Yoko, then her teacher, mom.

    Comic Books 
  • In chapter nine of Don Rosa's The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck, "The Billionaire of Dismal Downs", Scrooge's sisters find the lock of Goldie's hair and start teasing him about it while he tries to talk about his property in America:
    Matilda and Hortense: Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl! Scroogey's got a gir-ruhl!
    Scrooge: The girl — I mean, the land — is in the state of Goldiesota — I mean Calisota — in a small settlement called Goldieburg — I mean Duckburg! Drat!

    Fan Works 
  • This Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic is an egregious example of this. Repeatedly.
  • Fever Dreams has poor drunk Matsuda...
    Matsuda: It was so horrible. I—I feel like I've violated Misa-Misa just by listening to those lies being told to her... I don't want to have sex with two men and Misa-Misa at the same time... (*everyone stares*) No, no, I'm not with this guy, he's just my friend who has sex with my other male friend. I really like women a lot and any women who want to be with me, I'll respect them incredibly hard and skillfully with all the right respectful lines that I'm going to learn.
    Light: I don't think you should return to this bar anytime soon.
  • In Turnabout Storm, Phoenix can't help but to mention eyes when talking with Derpy Hooves. It gets to the point that he just starts saying "me" instead of "eye"—EYE MEAN "I"!
  • In Concentration (Ratt9) Matsuda asks Light a question while he's busy working on the Kira case:
    Matsuda {wearing an ugly suit): Hey, Light-kun.
    Light: What is it?
    Matsuda: Uhh, you're good with girls, right?
    Light: (thinking: Hell yeah, I have!) Well, I have had quite a few girlfriends over the years. So, I guess you could say that.
    Matsuda: Well, you see... I'm going on a date with someone in an hour, and, uh, I was sort of wondering if you could give me some advice...
    Light: (thinking: Well, that explains the ugly suit.) Oh, sure. Do you want to learn how to make her like you, or how to make her want to knock you over and fuck you into a mattress? Because I'm fairly good at both.
    The reality that he had quite possibly just said the most awkward thing in his life hit Light when the sound of chairs scraping against the floor reverberated all through the room as everyone in the task force turned to stare at him.
  • Empath speaking to Smurfette in the Empath: The Luckiest Smurf story "I Dream Of Smurfette".
    Smurfette: Empath, what's the matter? You seem to smurf rather nervous about talking of that night.
    Empath: Oh...well, it's just a little something that rises...I mean, raises this smurf's interest in you, Smurfette. Frankly, this smurf was also thinking of you last night, that you were part of this smurf's dreams.
    Smurfette: Really? I hope it's not the same kind of dream that every Smurf says they have about me.
    Empath: Uh, of course not, Smurfette. This smurf would never insert myself into you...I mean, insert you into this smurf's dreams like that to...uh, do anything to you...that is, uh, of that kind of nature.
    Smurfette: You are the new Smurf around here, so I guess if you even smurfed that kind of dream, I would just think it would be natural for you to smurf it. I'm sorry for bothering you about it, Empath. I should have known that such things wouldn't be what you would smurf during your time in Psychelia.
    Empath: That's how it is in Psychelia, Smurfette. We're trained to have our thoughts free of anything that would be distracting. This smurf was very sex full...I mean, successful at it before returning home for you...uh, for good.
  • In the Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic, "Farce Contact", Captain Archer is making First Contact with a Living Aphrodisiac.
    "I am Captain Lecher of Starfuck...Starfleet! I come all over your face ARRGH! I come in peace and umm, look forward to an exchange of bodily fluids...err ideas and culture."

    Films — Animated 
  • A Bug's Life, after Flik discovers the "warrior bugs" are circus performers:
    Flik: Your highness! The warriors have called a secret meeting to make plans for circus — circumventing the oncoming horde so that we can trapeze — trap them with ease!
  • Ralph Breaks the Internet: Ralph falls into this when he meets with Double Dan and tries (and fails) not to bring up Dan's "little brother", a deformed second face on Dan's neck.
    Ralph: The reason I came to your neck in the face... I mean there's a face in your neck... I mean woods, neck of the woods! I heard a tumor-— rumor that you had a virus that can help us.
  • Treasure Planet: Dr. Doppler has a habit of this, switching "adorable" for "deplorable" "Fellow" for "Felon", and, most amusingly, "astronomically" for "anatomically" when talking to the lovely Captain Amelia.

    Films — Live-Action 
  • Wild Wild West (1999). Jim West and Artemus Gordon are discussing Rita Escobar.
    Artemus: She's a breath of fresh ass.
    Jim: Pardon me?
    Artemus: What?
    Jim: You said "ass."
    Artemus: No, I didn't. I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."
    Jim: Let's just get some shut ass.
    Though note that Jim's is implied to be intentional.
  • American Graffiti:
    Debbie: Is that tuck and roll?
    Terry: Yeah!
    Debbie: Bitchin! I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
    Terry: Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.
  • Broken out in the interrogation scene in Austin Powers in Goldmember, where the spy is accused of being obsessed with daddy issues.
    "Nothing could be my father from the truth."
    "No I dadn't!"
    • Then, far worse, is Austin struggling to avoid saying "Mole" every time he talks to the agent with a massive mole on his face. Austin keeps slipping "Mole" into vaguely similar words and eventually just devolves into saying "Mole" outright repeatedly.
  • Used frequently in Liar Liar, the slips being so direct that they barely even count as slips anymore.
  • In Fierce Creatures, John Cleese has a brilliant monologue about lemurs wherein he is unable to go five words without mentioning Jamie Lee Curtis' breasts. After thoroughly making a fool of himself, he apologizes for his "Freudian slit... er, slut... slot!".
  • In Baseketball, upon encountering the apparently very well-endowed heroes naked in a gym shower, the hero's (rather sexually repressed and simultaneously sexually frustrated) girlfriend finds herself struggling to remain on topic with the furious rant she has prepared for them.
    Jenna: You're just two selfish men with huge ... egos arguing over which of you is the bigger penis! I mean, child. (pauses for composure) Long wanger. (another pause) Throbbing cock! Oh God, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore!
  • In National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold is shopping at a department store and tries to make small talk with a buxom female sales clerk at the lingerie counter. The trope is duly employed.
    "I was just smelling... smiling! I was just blouse... browsing!"
    "It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than... hotter than they are!"
    "It's a bit nipply out... I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?"
    "There are plenty of shopping days until adultery... adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did."
  • In In & Out, Howard attempts to introduce Peter (who has just passionately kissed him) to his parents: "This is my Peter—uh, my *friend* Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!"
  • The play within a movie, Noises Off, has the actors perform in a comedy/sex farce. A lawyer with his office girl attempts to explain to the housekeeper what he's doing at the otherwise empty house owned by his firm:
    "I've come to go into a few things... er, to check some of the measurements... uhm, do one or two odd jobs!"
  • Bruce Almighty when Jennifer Aniston's character notices her breasts are bigger.
    Bruce: Listen I uh have to go. This has been the breast break... breast... thank you.
  • Down Periscope. The Captain when talking to the crew about a woman (Lt. Lake) joining the crew, whose Heh Heh, You Said "X" reaction is not helping.
    Dodge: All right, look, gentlemen. I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake here to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us...
    Crew: [laughter]
    Dodge: Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things difficult on all of us as well. But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves...
    Crew: [laughter]
    Dodge: Comport ourselves as professionals. That is all.

  • The whole extended scene in Michael Moorcock's Elric Saga, in which the eponymous albino hero first finds the dread hellsword Stormbringer, a fearsome weapon that often acts according to an agenda of its own, without input from the person wielding it, which often over-rides the conscious will of its owner. To win this three-foot length of hard unyielding steel, Elric has to physically enter the Pulsating Cavern, a vertical slit-like aperture almost wholly concealed by a wild growth of gorse and thorn bushes. The Pulsating Cavern is body-warm, drips with glutinous viscous salty liquid, and its walls pulsate rhythmically and are suffused with unearthly pink-red light. A one-way membrane at the end must be broken through, and leads to a large round chamber, in which two swords hang in the air, in potentio. Elric then fights his nemesis, Yyrkoon. The losing sword in the fight, Stormbringer's twin Mournblade, howls with anguish and transforms into the scabbard for Stormbringer. Once plunged into and encased in the scabbard, Stormbringer becomes quiescent, and Elric may then leave the Cavern, his potency restored. Not sure if this subtle metaphor is all that obvious, Mike. Can you dumb it down a little?
  • 2013's Boneland by Alan Garner is the continuation of his 1960 and 1963 novels The Weirdstone of Brisingamen and The Moon of Gomrath. The last book is a psychodrama that plays with the idea the events of the first two books might be complete fantasy created inside the head of Colin Whisterfield to deal with a series of shattering traumas in early adolescence. For instance, that the memory of being abducted by a black-magic witch straight out of the pages of a not-very-good fantasy story, and by her evil dwarf servant, masks a more "mundane" case of childhood sexual assault. The Dwarf did threaten him with penetration by a long rigid sword, and was even called Pelis The False—one letter away from... and the witch did greet him with "Welcome. Long have our teeth rusted seeking your flesh." He recalls being tied down, soiling himself and lying in immobile terror...

    Live Action TV 
  • In the MST3K episode "Cave Dwellers", when the hero is standing there captured and shirtless...
    Crow: Well, tit's all over — I mean, it's all over for you, Ator! I know we've been breast — best friends...damn it.
    • Tom Servo, in a later episode: "Ma'am, may I pour you a buttock?—I mean a nip?drink?"
  • This happens a lot in Coupling:
    • Jane comes out with a beauty when trying to explain an earlier Freudian Slip. Suffice it to say, she ends up saying penis a lot.
      Jane: I do not say "penis" when I mean penis! I mean, penis! Penis, car, penis, car...
    • Patrick does one in an earlier episode
      Have a look at my penis, it just won't start. (followed by) You're the one who started talking about traitors in the first place. Penises. not traitors, penises.
    • Jeff has an irrational fear of this (although, since he's Jeff, his fear may not be so irrational) while preparing for a job interview. His friends' efforts to help him only make things worse.
      Jeff: I'm going to be sitting there trying to convince them I'm a safe choice for senior accountant, and suddenly I'm a naked man saying "vulva".
  • Frasier. Martin is reading a sex ad paper.
    Martin: Would you stop moping, it'll all work ass.
    • And later, still reading the paper:
      Martin: Listen, your job's to give him the party he wants. Everything else is between them. It's absolutely none of your boobs!
    • In another episode Daphne worries that if Martin gets married his girlfriend will make him fire her. Niles, who's secretly in love with Daphne, attempts to console her but quickly starts tripping over himself.
      Niles: I could always use you... I mean that I- I would know of a position you could take... Services that you could perform... I would know of an opening...
    • Parodied in-universe in "Head Games", where Frasier recounts the opening line of his speech at a conference held at a ski resort: 'My fellow psychiatrists: As I watched you on the slopes today, I realized I'd never seen so many Freudians slip.'
  • The Star Trek: Enterprise episode "A Night in Sickbay" had Archer doing this in front of T'Pol since it was implied he had feelings for her.
  • One The Kids in the Hall skit, involving a businessman asking his secretary to write a letter for him, takes this to the point of complete incoherence. He is unable to speak five words without mentioning breasts in some way and eventually forms a sentence made almost entirely of words for breasts.
  • Peep Show has an example of this when Mark is in therapy. During the Word Association Test, what Mark really thinks of is said in voiceover before he speaks.
    Therapist: Just say the first thing that comes to mind. Money.
    Mark: (Everything.) ...not everything.
    Therapist: Children.
    Mark: (Blind.) Uh, short.
    Therapist: Father.
    Mark: (Führer.) Football.
    Therapist: Mother.
    Mark: (Sophie.) Fuck! — No, not fuck!
  • Pretty much the entire shtick of Hugh Dennis' Tongue Twister Minister from The Imaginatively Titled Punt And Dennis Show.
  • The Fawlty Towers episode "The Germans" combines this with Ignore the Disability: Basil implores Polly not to "mention the war" to a group of German guests, then proceeds to invoke the trope while talking with them himself.
    Basil: Do you wish to eat now? Or would you like to have a drink before the war...-NING! That trespassers will be tied up with piano wire — sorry, Sorry!
  • This sketch from Ihmebantu (in Finnish, sorry.) Could also work as an example for Hollywood Tourette's.
  • Monty Python's Flying Circus used it frequently. Very, very frequently. (Not to mention variedly. It could range from everything from the common Freudian Slip (such as in the page quote) to unwelcome thoughts about gigantic teeth.)
    Interviewer: From the world of the theatre we turn to the world of dental hygiene. No, no, no, no. From the world of the theatre we turn to the silver screen. We honour one of the silver screen's outstanding writer-dentists... writer-directors, Martin Curry who is visiting London to have a tooth out, for the pre-molar, er... premiere of his filling, film next Toothday—Tuesday, at the Dental Theatre... Film Theatre. Martin Curry talking to Matthew Palate—Padget!
  • In the Two and a Half Men episode "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover", Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of Barbara, a girl in his class that has large breasts. When his father, Alan goes to speak to the principal, he meets a busty woman, and says: "Oh, you must be Boober's mom! I mean, Barbara's mams. Hi!"
  • On an episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun Dick seems to notice his office assistant is attractive for the first time. It causes him to drop a potted plant.
    Dick: I'm sorry, I dropped your firm buttocks. Uh, fern buttocks. FERN! ... ... buttocks.
  • In this clip, the news anchor is apparently embracing her shadow slut when she goofs when talking about an upcoming sausage competition that she'll be judging.
  • In How I Met Your Mother, Barney employs a robo-call system to cold-call various phone numbers claiming to have seen the person on the subway and having the feeling he was supposed to be on th—with them. He did this a second time in the same recording.
    Robin: Why didn't you just re-record it?
    Barney: I did like a hundred takes. It kept happening.
  • In the short-lived sitcom Back to You, Kelsey Grammer plays a newscaster who's returned to his old job. He goes on air to give a little speech about how he's glad to be back in Pittsburgh; but the camera starts rolling about five seconds after he learns that he's the father of his co-anchor's daughter. His speech starts with "...that I've become a parent — uh, it's become apparent...", and goes on like that until he says he feels like "a proud Allegheny warrior riding...bareback and unprotected..."

  • In Don't Touch That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers, The Firesign Theatre troupe stages a parody of Archie and Jughead serials, in which the entire high-school building vanishes and the panicked principal tries to reassure the students over a loudspeaker:
    Principal Poop: I must make my dirty—I mean, duty, clean—CLEAR!

  • In She Loves Me, Amalia is writing her "Vanilla Ice Cream" letter:
    Amalia: I sat there waiting in that cafe, and never guessing that you were fat— (She crosses this out) That you were near. You were outside looking bald...

    Video Games 

    Visual Novels 
  • The protagonist of Daughter for Dessert has one of these. Bonus points for its occurrence in a “therapeutic” conversation with an actual psychologist, and more for the protagonist still trying to hold the conversation with the impetus for the first slip still in effect. While a psychologist customer tries to analyze the protagonist from in front of the bar, Kathy gives him a blowjob from under the bar. As a result, he blurts out a lot of things in succession. The psychologist doesn’t even pick up on anything unusual going on, and instead gives a bizarre interpretation of what he tells her. She then declines to charge him for her “services,” as he is such an “interesting case.”

  • "Booker Grimble gives his keynote speech at the annual meeting of the Society for Sufferers of Chronic Freudian Slip Syndrome."
  • PvP:
    Brent: Hello, I'm looking for a rack of mine named juggs.
  • Davan's new girl Vanessa in Something*Positive seems to be prone to this. The author even lampshades it.
  • In Homestuck, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde suddenly find themselves on a platform with a teenage parallel universe version of their mother and a similarly aged version of John's mother from the same parallel universe. Dave has a great deal of trouble processing this.
    ROSE: Dave, even I'm having less trouble referring to Roxy by her name consistently, and I was the one who grew up knowing her as my literal mother.
    DAVE: see rose yall worrying about nothing as usual
    DAVE: moms fine with it
    DAVE: moxy
    ROXY: snort
    DAVE: lets reboot all trains of thought starting now
    DAVE: how much longer til his hot moms awake
    DAVE: mom
    DAVE: i mean his
    DAVE: not mine
    DAVE: his mom not my hot mom
    DAVE: my mom i mean
    DAVE: fucking hell
    DAVE: not my mom his
    DAVE: johns hot mom
  • A non-sexual variant comes up in Vexxarr, when the Diaphanos are revealed to be... rather toothy.
    Vexxarr: I need to monster the reactor reboot. Monitor the raptor reboot. I need to innumerable fangs and claws.

    Web Original 
  • Zero Punctuation:
    • The end of the video on Tomb Raider has Yahtzee, who has promised to make no breast jokes throughout the video, coming up with a series of video game ideas with more and more words being substituted by the word "bosoms". He then breaks down into a Hurricane of Euphemisms for bosoms.
    • Also, in his review of Bayonetta, he maintains that the fetishization going on with the character doesn't affect him at all. A minute later he says "the gameplay is adequate at breast. Best." Then he continues doing them on set intervals during the rest of the review.
    • It reaches its peak when he amends a slip with the exact same word: "...And at some points, the game seems to pull death sequences out of its ass—I mean, ass..."
  • More or less the same thing happens to Spoony when he tries to discuss the part of Final Fantasy X where Lulu is introduced.
    Tits jugs Lu—I mean it's just Lulu, the Boob Mage—Black Mage. Sorry, I'm just pretty funbags—FLUSTERED!
    • It culminates in a long rant about how physically impossible her figure is.
      She must have learned magic just to deal with lower back pain!
    • And an in-character, non-sexual example as Dr. Harburg in his Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh LP.
      Oh, gee. Look at the freak-TIME, time, I mean! Uh, I really have a psycho-I mean, I really have to go! I'm uh, maniac another killer for murder-I mean, meeting another client for dinner! Dammit!
  • From Kid Farm.
    If you date someone and don't wind up marrying that person, it could lead to a lot of pain. You could still secretly be in love with that person and regret not doing the right thing and marrying Jean. I mean Jean. I mean Jean Engvall. I mean that person. Jean.
  • The Nostalgia Critic's starts his review of Barb Wire (starring the famously well-endowed Pamela Anderson) by messing up his catchphrase:
    Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it, so you don't boobies! I mean, boobies, in the boobies boobies...uh...
  • In Channel Awesome fourth anniversary, To Boldly Flee, Film Brain is sent to get Linkara and Nostalgia Chick, but he catches them having sex (or so he believes). When he comes back to report to Nostalgia Critic, this exchange happens:
    Critic: Well, are they coming?
    Film Brain: Well, that's a loaded question...
    Critic: What?
    Film Brain: OH, nothing. They're getting busy—KEEPING busy with heterosexual—EXTRACURRICULAR asstivities—Activities!
  • SF Debris can't get through a scene with Harry Kim and Tom Paris without doing this. Though he tries. Oh God does he try. ("Parturition")
    "Tom's impressed, quickly taking hold of Harry's instrument—er, I mean, complimenting Harry on his...showing his appreciation of...Tom has a clarinet. Harry's a little hesitant, but Tom insists that Harry slip that instrument between his lips— (beat) ...Use proper tongue technique— (beat)... supplemented by careful finger manipulation along the long shaft of hard wood— (beat) make beautiful music— (beat) ...I give up. I award this scene the Congressional Medal of Gay".
    • And a Call-Back in "Non Sequitur. Sure, Harry's left his hot horny fiancée behind to go grab a stick and play with Tom, but dammit there's nothing gay about it!
      "Harry's just trying to convince Tom to come back with him to San Francisc--! (beat) ...Harry wants Tom in the pilot's sea—! (beat) Harry knows that Tom is good with his hands—! shit."
    • "Catherine Tit—Tate!" "Donna Nipple— Noble!" "Substantial shift in boobies!—dynamic."
  • From Death Note: The Abridged Series (kpts4tv):
    Light: But I'm a boy!
    Ryuk: Riiight.
  • This Cracked article goes from Werner von Siemens to Wiener von Semen to Dong von Jizz.
  • Some pranksters set a person's phone to autocorrect a common word to a vulgar one, leading to the prankee repeating the word in text messages to increasingly panicky justification that they're not doing it on purpose.

    Western Animation 
  • Dragons: The Nine Realms: In the episode "Hearts of Heroes", when Jun's older brother Eugene demands Tom just admits he loves Jun, Tom begins denying this by saying they have known each other for so long, it would be weird. Unfortunately, he stumbles over every second word making it a barely coherent mess of words that goes on for so long that it makes the situation very awkward. Even worse, Jun ends up misunderstanding him thinking he thinks she is weird and storms off very angry. After his subsequent attempts to explain himself to her only make things worse, he asks her what she would have said, causing her to behave the exact same way he did.
  • Family Guy:
    • In "Death Has A Shadow", regarding Peter losing his job and his reluctance to tell Lois:
      Peter: Not a word to your mother about my getting canned.
      Lois: What?
      Peter: Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great!
      Lois: Excuse me?
      Peter: Uh, Meg, honey, could you please pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?
      Lois: Peter, are you feeling okay?
      Peter: What are you talking about, Lois? I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world!
    • In "Road To Rhode Island" Lois insisted Peter watch some marriage counseling tapes with her. They turned out to be pornos that sent the woman out of the room, did some dirty things, and then demanded the viewer buy the next tape to see what happened next. Each progressive tape was more expensive, though...
      Lois: Peter, $49.95 for a counselin' tape?
      Peter: Now Lois, our marriage can't be measured in nipples and dimes. I mean nickels and boobs.
    • In "From Method To Madness", Meg calls her parents out for being prejudiced against their nudist neighbors.
    Lois: Now, Meg, don't get testes—er, testy! Nuts, I mean "crap".
  • Futurama, "The Deep South": trapped underwater, Hermes seems a little too eager to resort to eating Zoidberg, as he suggests a lunch of "lobster Zoidberg... I mean, Lobster Newberg... I mean, Doctor Zoidberg."
  • Home Movies with a scene around the dinner table (well, between Brendan and his Mom), where Brendan is trying to avoid talking about acting class, which he's been kicked out of, and his mother is trying not to think about the guy in her adult writing class that she's been passionately making out with for no reason. You know what? Watch the first minute of this. Now *that's* a Freudian Slippery Slope.
  • The Simpsons:
    • In "The Last Temptation Of Homer", Homer is trapped in an elevator with his co-worker Mindy: "Looks like we'll be going down together—oop—I mean... getting off togethe—I mean... I'll just push the button for the stimulator—I mean elevator!"
    • In the "Rear Window" Homage episode "Bart of Darkness", Bart breaks his leg. He wants his friends to sign his cast, but no one does because they are too distracted by the Simpson family's new swimming pool. Bart talks Milhouse into signing, but he signs his name as "Milpool". He then hurries away to look for his glasses ... which are on his face.
    • In "The Sweetest Apu", when Homer and Marge are playing badminton with Apu and Manjula, and Apu is cheating on her:
      Homer: The score is dirty love... I mean, thirty, love! I mean, anyone for penis?!... I'll just get the cock... shuttlecock!
    • In "Sky Police", Chief Wiggum is mistakenly delivered a jetpack intended for Brigadier General Clancy Wiggins. He signs his name as "Chief Clancy Jetpack".
    • In the third segment of "Treehouse of Horror XXVIII", Homer becomes obsessed with eating himself and we get this exchange when Flanders invites him over for a barbecue.
    Homer: Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan. Do you have any spaghetti with my balls—uh, meatballs?