Follow TV Tropes


Ding-Dong-Ditch Distraction

Go To
Is anyone at the door? ...Not anymore!

In a funny gag, Alice knocks on Bob's door or rings Bob's doorbell. But right before he opens the door, Alice runs off! And Bob is just standing there, wondering who the hell that mysterious knocker was. A common children's prank, especially favored by The Prankster, though it's becoming more common for (childish) adults to also use this tactic.

A different, more daring variant would be to knock, hide, and when the other opens the door up, the knocker sneaks right inside; the knocking came in a form of We Need a Distraction. People who use that method aren't caught as easily as running down the road where the victim can clearly see them go.

Has many names, such as Doorbell Ditching, Chicky Melly Chickenelly, Chap Door Run (Away), Knock and Run, Knock Knock Run, Knock-a-Door-Run, Cherry Knocking, Nicky Nicky Nine Doors, Ring and Run, and Knock and Nash.


    open/close all folders 

  • An advertisement for sweets had some Cold War KGB-looking types march up to a Big Fancy House to the sound of ominous music and push the doorbell... then run off giggling.

    Anime & Manga 

    Comic Strips 
  • In Dennis the Menace (US), Dennis does this to his babysitter and her boyfriend. The latter two hilariously bonk their heads.
  • In a The Far Side strip, a cow does this to her farmer. When he gets out, she's just a typical cow crewing on cuds.

    Films — Animation 
  • Monster House: Never do this to the eponymous house; she will eat you.
  • In Toy Story, Sid's toys do this in order for Woody to get out of Sid's house.
  • In Toy Story 3, an interesting variant occurs; the toys are inside the box with Rex clutching Andy's phone, and they cause it to ring so Andy can finally open the toy box again. Andy assumes its his sister, Molly, Prank Calling him.

    Films — Live-Action 
  • In The World's End, Gary does this to three people.
  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure has a variation. After Pee-Wee's bike is stolen, he goes to Francis' house to get it back. However, Francis' butler refuses to let him in and closes the door in his face. After knocking at the door twice, we hear knocking a third time. The butler answers it to find Pee-Wee attached a robotic hand to the door to repeatedly knock on it while he snuck in another way.
  • Oresama: Averted; Miyavi does accidentally Ding-Dong-Ditch his mother in 1984, but that's because he's afraid to see her.

    Live-Action TV 
  • Inside No. 9: In "A Quiet Night In", the burglars lure the the house owner to the front door so they can sneak in through the back door.
  • In Last Man Standing, we have "Ding-Dong-Ditch". It turns out the person doing it was Eve's new boyfriend and it was a signal to let her know he was outside so they could talk.

    Web Comics 
  • One story arc of Furry Experience has Ronnie suggest "doorbell ditching" in the Tuesday 27 March 2012 update as a way to skirt the usual Mormon routine, and also help integrate the nervous Vikki with her Mormon roommates. The idea goes over well, since the girls will be leaving homemade cookies on doorsteps anonymously as a goodwill activity.

    Web Original 
  • In part one of SuperMarioLogan's "Bowser Junior's Summer School" story arc, it is revealed that the reason that Junior got a B- in attendance (compared to the rest of his report card, which consisted of Fs) was because he and Toad sometimes skipped school to play Ding Dong Ditch, including one time at Bowser's own house.

    Western Animation 
  • Pingu, who is suffering from a Potty Emergency, rings the doorbell, waits for his father to come outside, and then sneaks right into his house so that he can use the bathroom in "Pingu's Lavatory Story"
  • The Magic School Bus: Pheobe does the different variation (pictured above) in "The Magic School Bus Gets Cold Feet" in order to sneak past a guard and save Liz.
  • Beavis And Butthead do this to their neighbours (and eventually to each other) in an episode aptly titled "Ding Dong Ditch".
  • The Simpsons:
    • In one "Treehouse of Terror" episode spoofing Strangers on a Train, Bart makes a deal with Lisa to get even with their respective teachers, with Bart telling her to do a "ding-dong ditch" on Mrs. Krabappel. It turns out Bart meant that Lisa murder Mrs. Krabappel, as in "kill that ding-dong and throw her in a ditch".
      Bart: Tomorrow after school, go to her house and TP her.
      Lisa: That's it? Just TP her?
      Bart: Yeah, torture and pulverize her. Then ding-dong-ditch the body and we're even.
    • In "Burns' Heir", when Bart abandons his family to live with Mr. Burns, Homer arrives and challenges Burns to do his worst. Burns simply locks Homer out, and Homer responds by ringing the doorbell and running away.
  • On Rocko's Modern Life, Heffer and Filburt go on a ding-dong-ditch spree and rope Rocko into it. Rocko knocks on the door of the Hippo Lady, but can't go through with it and apologizes. The Hippo Lady, however, is tickled by the idea and goes on a pranking spree of her own.
  • In the Phineas and Ferb episode "Phineas And Ferb The Monster Of Phineas N Ferbenstein", Dr. Jekyllshmirtz does this.
  • Time Squad: In "Dishonest Abe", Lincoln did the normal, harmless version. The Time Squad left a flaming bag of poop for him when he answered the door.
  • Some episodes of Numberjacks do this to distract the people who live in the house so the Numberjacks can launch without getting caught.

    Real Life 
  • Some postal service companies will do this when dropping off a package in front of a house. If someone is home, they can take their goods inside before they are exposed to the elements or would-be thieves.