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The Vagineer series, otherwise known as Vagi Series, is a series of nine Team Fortress 2 GMod videos on YouTube. It stars a member of the infamous Vagineer species (known as the Gunslinger), a warped version of TF2's Engineer, with a distorted face resembling a vagina, near-demigodlike powers, and cannibalistic tendencies. It's notable for having a lot more story than a lot of Garry's Mod videos released at the time, despite every character talking backwards for the entire series.


Videos in the Vagineer series by VAGINEER:

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  • Episode 1 - Vagispy: Vagineer finds a Spy and attacks him, only to find that the Spy is as distorted as he is. He obviously finds this beautiful, as the two immediately fall in love and "kiss", to the horror of an onlooking Sniper.
  • Episode 2 - Vagipyro: An undisclosed amount of time after the events of the first episode, a blue Vagineer stumbles across a massacre in the sewers of 2fort, where he finds Vagipyro. His face (such as it is) looks completely normal to the viewer, but the Vagineer finds it utterly horrifying, and is killed very quickly.
  • Episode 3 - Vagisniper: The Red Vagineer finds the Blue one, only to find that it was actually his love, Vagispy, disguised as one. The two share an embrace before he passes away. Needless to say, Vagineer isn't too pleased about this. Elsewhere, a normal Sniper stumbles across Vagipyro, and is attacked, mutating him into a Vagisniper. After a very short encounter, Vagisniper is utterly bisected.
  • Episode 4 - Vagisoldier: Vagipyro finds another TF2 Monster, Painis Cupcake, and promptly turns him into a Vagi as well. He and Vagineer fight, with Vagineer ultimately winning.
  • Episode 5 - Vagimedic: Vagineer finds a friendly Vagimedic that he recognises from a long time ago. The two talk, before they are interrupted by a resurrected Vagisniper being controlled by Weaselcake, another powerful, floating Sniper. The two Vagis overpower the attackers, but Vagimedic is blindsided by Vagipyro's axe.
  • Episode 6 - Vagiscout: As Vagineer proceeds into the building, he is immediately attacked by Scunt, a Vagi-ised Scout. After taking a huge amount of gunshots to the face, Vagineer suddenly busts out a Megaton Punch, disables Scunt and rips him apart.
  • Episode 7 - Vagiheavy: Vagineer discovers another, hostile Vagimedic, which calls Vagiheavy to protect him. After taking a huge minigun blast to the face, he punches the two, crippling them, but the Vagiheavy eats the Vagimedic, revitalising and ubercharging him. The two fight, and Vagineer ultimately comes out on top, but passes out from exertion.
  • Episode 8 - Vagidemo: Vagipyro's final victim, the Demoman, turns out to have resisted becoming evil from his mutation, and tries to help Vagineer, but the two are attacked by Vagipyro. Vagidemo saves Vagineer by shielding him from Vagipyro's fireball.
  • Episode 9 - Vagineer: Vagineer immediately attacks Vagipyro and tears him to pieces. Later, he is seen on the bridge, reminiscing and thinking about his losses, when all of a sudden, a gigantic, mutated, resurrected Vagipyro appears, prompting him to turn into a huge version of himself and sacrifice himself to destroy Vagipyro once and for all. He is next seen in heaven, where Vagispy, Vagimedic and Vagidemo are all waiting for him. The two reunite, and all of them laugh about the situation.


This Machinima has examples of:

  • Abnormal Ammo: Being a series about Vagineers, it comes to no surprise that some characters fire their own severed limbs like projectiles.
    • Painis Cupcake spits out a shovel out of his mouth in the Re-Cut.
  • Adaptational Villainy: Weaselcake, a Sniper freak generally considered benign in his own videos, serves as a minor hostile antagonist in this series, a fair contrast to his character.
  • Adaptational Wimp: The fearsome Painis Cupcake is immediately converted by Vagipyro and fails to hinder the Gunslinger during their confrontation in any meaningful manner. Subverted in the Re-Cut, where he almost kills the Gunslinger.
  • An Arm and a Leg: The Gunslinger dismembers Scunt when he hits him with his Megaton Punch.
  • Arm Cannon: Scunt can turn his arm into a Force-a-Nature at will, and it can fire very fast.
  • Artificial Limbs: The protagonist Vagineer is always seen with the Gunslinger robot-arm visible, making him stand out among other Vagineers. He's named the Gunslinger because he uses the Gunslinger.
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  • Ax-Crazy: Vagipyro. Literally when he kills the BLU Vagimedic via a fire axe to the skull.
  • Back from the Dead: Vagisniper is brought back to life by Weaselcake to take revenge on the Gunslinger.
  • Bait-and-Switch Boss: The Gunslinger scoffs at the RED Vagimedic, only for Vagiheavy to drop down and let out a Mighty Roar.
  • Bald of Awesome: While all Vagineers are bald, the Gunslinger is one of the only ones who spends most of his time not wearing his hardhat, leaving his bald head exposed.
  • Barehanded Blade Block: In the Re-Cut, the Gunslinger throws Vagisniper's Bushwacka at Vagipyro, only for it to stop it with only two fingers.
  • Big Bad: Vagipyro.
  • Bittersweet Ending: Everyone dies, but the Gunslinger, Vagispy, the BLU Vagimedic and Vagidemo are all united in heaven.
  • Black Speech: In the Re-Cut, Vagipyro has times where it speaks out in unintelligible demonic speech.
  • Blown Across the Room: Happens to a lot of characters, especially after the Gunslinger starts using his Megaton Punch.
  • Body Horror: Any of the Vagineer characters qualify, given they have mouths resembling vaginas or at very least warped into shapes not possible for normal humans.
  • Brainwashed and Crazy: Vagipyro's Vagi-fied victims, except for Vagidemo who is Good All Along.
  • Breath Weapon: Vagiheavy's power is breathing out minigun gunfire.
  • The Cameo: Numerous other TF2 Freaks make small appearances as Funny Background Events. They're particularly numerous in the Re-Cut.
    • The original series has Paintraingineer and Snyphurr.
    • The Re-Cut has the G-Man, Sewer Medic, Paintraingineer, Medizard, Ninjineer, Christian Brutal Sniper, Gentlespy, Skinny Spy, Scuttlebucket and the God Cow.
  • Creepy Circus Music: Vagipyro's introduction has this in the background.
  • Curb-Stomp Battle: Vagisniper's first encounter with the Gunslinger doesn't end well for the former.
  • Determinator: Nothing can stop the Gunslinger from getting his revenge, not even the likes of Weaselcake and Painis Cupcake.
  • Earth-Shattering Kaboom: How the Gunslinger destroys Vagipyro, by just straight up exploding the whole world.
  • Eating the Enemy: Scunt tries this on the Gunslinger, though he throws him off before he gets the chance.
  • Evil Counterpart: The Vagispy and Vagimedic both have RED counterparts which attack the Gunslinger. These are notably absent from the Re-Cut in order to avoid any possible confusion of them being the same characters.
  • Evil Laugh: Done by Vagipyro very often, whenever he hinders the Gunslinger.
  • Flipping the Bird: Vagidemo does this to Vagipyro to show he's having none of it.
    • Scunt also does it to the Gunslinger once he knocks him down.
  • Gas Mask Mooks: Vagipyro looks identical to a normal Pyro and has a completely normal gas mask as it's expected of the class... to the viewer, at least. Vagispy reacts with terror at the sight of it, implying it's not quite what it looks.
  • Good All Along: Vagidemo is friendly to the Gunslinger from the get-go and helps him straight away, much to the latter's surprise.
  • Heroic Sacrifice: Vagidemo shields the Gunslinger from Vagipyro's fireball, allowing him to corner it.
    • The Gunslinger finally destroys Vagipyro by turning himself into a Fantastic Nuke and exploding the whole planet into smithereens.
  • Improvised Weapon: The Gunslinger takes out Painis Cupcake's Super Mode by slamming him with his Dispenser.
  • Killed Off for Real: Both the Gunslinger and Vagipyro by the end.
  • Made of Iron: The Gunslinger is remarkably resilient, even for a Vagineer. He kills half of the RED team and it takes a full barrage of Scunt's arm-mounted Force-a-Nature to finally force him to make a Dispenser to heal himself, and even then he was still going.
    • Vagipyro survives having its head exploded by the Gunslinger.
  • Megaton Punch: The Gunslinger starts using these once Scunt attacks him. It sends both his foes and himself flying back from the force and is strong enough to leave both Scunt and Vagiheavy at the brink of death.
  • More Dakka: Scunt's Force-a-Nature fires so many bullets at once that the Gunslinger is pinned into the spawn room's far wall until he stops shooting.
  • My Species Doth Protest Too Much: RED Vagineers are typically considered Always Chaotic Evil. The Gunslinger however is far more relaxed, so long as you don't piss him off.
  • One-Winged Angel: In the final confrontation, Vagipyro turns itself into an Übercharged giant with small Combat Tentacles growing out of its back.
  • One-Word Title: All episodes are named after the main 'Vagi' character featured in them, except for the last one, which is named after Vagineer himself.
  • Our Demons Are Different: Vagipyro is explicitly demonic, unlike other 'Vagi' characters. This is more noticeable in the Re-Cut where it actually grows devil wings.
  • Playing with Fire: Vagipyro has fire powers (unsurprising given it is a Pyro) and can throw fireballs from its hands. In the Re-Cut, it is engulfed in fire when it starts growing demon features.
  • Power-Up Food: Vagiheavy activates an ÜberCharge by eating the RED Vagimedic.
  • Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: The Gunslinger is the receiving end of these from both the revived Vagisniper and the Übered Vagiheavy.
  • Roaring Rampage of Revenge: The series' plot revolves around the Gunslinger slaughtering his way through 2Fort to kill Vagipyro and avenge Vagispy's death.
  • Running Gag: While difficult to tell due to the Sdrawkcab Speech, reversing the (usually) first lines of any newly arrived character reveals they're all using their class's equivalent of the "need a dispenser here" line and "that Engineer is a Spy" lines.
  • Sdrawkcab Speech: Most of the cast, being Vagineers. Reversing their lines doesn't make any of them anymore intelligible.
  • Super Mode: Painis Cupcake can enter his super form as is typical of the character, rendering him Immune to Bullets and, in the Re-Cut, more than a match for the Gunslinger.
    • Vagiheavy gains one when he eats the RED Vagimedic.
  • Taken for Granite: The Gunslinger turns Painis Cupcake into solid gold when he strikes him with his Golden Wrench. He manages to break himself free by activating his Super Mode however.
  • The Unintelligible: Almost everyone, given the cast is made mostly of Vagineer derivatives. The only intelligible characters in the whole series are Painis Cupcake and Vagisniper before being infected, Weaselcake, and the Re-Cut exclusive Seeldier.
  • The Virus: Vagipyro can infect other characters with the Vagineer virus, which is what turns the whole RED team into hostile Vagi-derivatives. It's strong enough to infect even Painis Cupcake.
  • Your Head A-Splode: The Gunslinger disposes of the RED Vagispy and Vagiheavy by grabbing their heads and crushing them on his grasp.
    • He later does this to Vagipyro when he finally corners it. It doesn't stick.


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