This was later remade as an Animated Adaptation before the hiatus of the Homestar Runner Franchise.
Tropes featured in this "book" include:
- Big Damn Heroes: Homestar finds his hat just in time to score the winning run.
- Darkest Hour: The Homestar Runner is depressed that he still hasn't found his hat.
- Drowning My Sorrows: The Homestar Runner decides to mourn the seeming loss of his hat with a cold one. This is how he finds his hat; specifically, it's between the milk and the cold ones.
- Early Installment Weirdness: The book is written in a pseudo-British style (in contrast with the pseudo-Japanese style of the Original Book). The most notable change is that Coach Z is spelled "Coach Zee"—because the normal spelling would have been pronounced "Coach Zed" in Britain.
- Getting Crap Past the Radar: This book, which is aimed at children, has the first mention of cold ones which are later implied to be alcoholic beverages.
- Intentional Engrish for Funny
- Questioning Title?
- Viewers Are Goldfish: The title is repeated multiple times throughout the book.
Tropes featured in the Animated Adaptation include:
- Big Damn Heroes: Subverted. By the time Homestar finds his hat, his team is down 94 points and it's only the second inning. Homestar's insistence on sticking to the book's script gets him suspended for the season. He plays this straight, however, by saving Strong Sad from a drowning death by accident.
- Call-Back: Homestar kicking a soup can is a reference to his 1936 self.
- Catapult to Glory: An unintentional variant:Homestar: Without my hat, I won't be allowed to play in the big game!Marzipan: (angrily; on the couch) Well good! Then you can start mowing the lawn andHomestar: Let's look under the couch! (lifts up the chair forcefully enough to launch Marzipan)
- Fake Brit: Parodying the pseudo British nature of the original book, Homestar slips in and out of various accents.
- Metaphorgotten:Coach Z: A man's uniform is like a temple, wherein he keeps his uniform when he's not using it.Homestar: Are you suggesting my hat is inside my hat?
- Last Place You Look: Homestar accidentally left his hat in the fridge while he was busy leaving his hat in the fridge.
- Not His Sled: In the original book, Homestar returns in time to score the winning run. Here, his team isn't even close to winning, nor is the game close to over, and Reality Ensues as his running onto the field is declared illegal.
- Reality Ensues: As has been made clear already by now, the adaptation is not favorable towards the ending.
- Title Drop: Enforced. Homestar refuses to understand Marzipan's question about where Homestar's hat is until she rephrases it into the title.