In a future society where citizens' lives are monitored by a vast computer network, Thornberg, feeling rebellious because of his nephew's arrest and upcoming sanctions on an already oppressed populace, decides to create a fictitious rebel named after a drinking song. Sam Hall, as he's known, quickly becomes a bogeyman to the government, who expend an increasing amount of effort trying and failing to find him. Thornberg's private rebellion soon grows and gains supporters, and soon the collapse of the dystopian society is imminent—all because of one man's effort.
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This story contains examples of:
- Big Brother Is Watching: The government keeps tabs on where its citizens are from day to day, which drives them crazy when they can't locate Sam Hall.
- Dystopia: The story is set in a dystopian society where everything about everyone is recorded in a massive national database.
- Dystopia Is Hard: The dystopian government collapses because of all the resources they expend trying to track down the titular malcontent who managed to get cross-referenced with a police report. The effort they expend to track him down increases as every effort they expend to find him fails, and the reason they can't find him is because he doesn't actually exist.
- I Call It "Vera": The central computer monitoring everyone is named Matilda.
- Invented Individual: Sam Hall is completely fictitious, which is why the government can't track him down.
- Room 101: The story opens with the protagonist's nephew being arrested and sent to a Room 101; the protagonist must hide that they were related.
- Shout-Out: The story is named after an old song of the same name. Four verses are sung throughout the novelette.