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Gil's All Fright Diner is a 2005 comedic Urban Fantasy novel by A. Lee Martinez.

A werewolf named Duke and a vampire named Earl run out of gas in the creepy desert town of Rockwood. Taking a break at a Greasy Spoon named Gil's All Night Diner, they discover that the place has become an inexplicable magnet for zombie attacks, and the owner Loretta is at her wits end to deal with them. After the two amicable monsters help repel the latest attack, she offers them a job tracking down the source of the problem (and doing a few other chores around the place as well).

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This leads to a veritable Monster Mash of events, as in addition to the vampire, werewolf, and zombies, a witch, some ghouls, a couple of ghosts, The Old Gods, and a herd of undead cattle are all involved. But what is it about this diner that attracts such weirdness?


Gil's All Fright Diner contains the following tropes:

  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When Earl's asleep, he's basically dead, but terrible events of significant enough psychic power can briefly rouse him. Things like deadly earthquakes, the Nazis invading Poland, and The Green Hornet being cancelled.
  • Bait-and-Switch: Tammy needs to contact a spirit, so she goes to her closet where her Ouija Board is kept - then swats it aside to consult a Magic 8-Ball instead.
  • Batter Up!: One of Cathy's fondest memories is of playing baseball with her father. It's strong enough that as a ghost she discovers she can summon a bat to her hand, making her far less defenseless.
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  • Big Beautiful Woman: Loretta is overweight, but appealing enough that Duke knows that a couple of beers would be enough to make him sleep with her. He vows to avoid beer while in Rockwood but eventually gives in.
  • Blessed with Suck / Cursed with Awesome: Being any sort of supernatural being in this world seems to be a combination of these tropes. You get all the cool powers you'd expect, but they usually come with drawbacks, are difficult to master, and make you a natural Weirdness Magnet.
  • Casts No Shadow / Living Shadow: Earl sometimes has a normal shadow, sometimes has a shadow that has a mind of its own, and sometimes has no shadow because it has wandered off somewhere.
  • Clown-Car Grave: One of the early signs that there is more going on than it seems is that the nearby graveyard has produced more zombies than there are bodies buried there.
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  • Dumb Jock: Chad. Tammy would never choose someone like him to be her follower, but since he's the only one she's got, she makes due.
  • Eldritch Location: Turns out Gil built the diner on top of just such a place, to focus and intensify its powers. A side effect is that the surrounding area is ground zero for all sorts of paranormal activity.
  • Elite Zombie: the Ghouls Tammy creates from some pilfered bodies, which are far more deadly than regular zombies.
  • Fire Keeps It Dead: Loretta is smart enough to have the zombies she kills burned, to prevent them from rising again. Also a good way to permanently deal with vampires and werewolves.
  • Friendly Neighborhood Vampire and Werewolf: Both Duke and Earl can be dangerous and violent when necessary, but neither is really a bad person.
  • Fur Against Fang: They bicker constantly, but are still best friends.
  • Ghostly Chill: Cathy's touch feels cold even to Earl's undead flesh.
  • Greasy Spoon: The diner wouldn't exactly be a five-star establishment even if it weren't for the frequent zombie attacks.
  • Hero of Another Story: Sheriff Kopp has been dealing with the town's weirdness for decades by the time of the story. A vampire and werewolf showing up to help fight off the zombies plaguing the diner barely registers to him, and as the book ends he drives off to respond to another radioed in supernatural event.
  • Holy Burns Evil: Averted for Earl, although he's met other vampires who play it straight. He assumes it's because he's an atheist.
  • Hot Witch: Tammy is very attractive (but underage).
  • I Have Boobs, You Must Obey!: How Tammy keeps Chad in line. He's not 100% sold on her plans, but All Men Are Perverts.
  • Interspecies Romance: Vampire and Ghost.
  • Jerkass Woobie: Earl can be an ass when he wants to be, and plenty still when he doesn't. It mostly stems from the fact that he genuinely believes that only four people in his life have ever liked him as a person, and one of them was his pet turtle. He's genuinely surprised when Duke says that he considers him his best friend.
  • Missing Reflection: Earl has none, but he can still see his clothes in a mirror. Not his hair though, which explains the terrible combover.
  • Ms. Fanservice: Tammy.
  • Mundane Utility: If Tammy's plan doesn't come to fruition, she threatens to simply move to California and become an actress. She can do it too, her eldritch grimoire of arcane spells includes rituals especially for this. Apparently a three-picture deal with a major studio requires Human Sacrifice, but a simple incantation can land you a sitcom.
  • Never Gets Drunk: Being undead, Earl is immune to the effects of alcohol. Much to his regret; he keeps trying in the hope that somewhere there is a brand of beer that can affect vampires.
  • Nice Job Breaking It, Hero!: The ritual to summon the The Old Gods requires a sacrifice to be performed by someone who doesn't know what they are doing. At first it seems Tammy is setting up Chad to perform it, with him not really understanding the consequences. Instead Chad is the sacrifice; she had him preparing to kill Duke while he was regenerating, fully aware that the blade she gave him isn't silver, and when the werewolf wakes up he's gonna be pissed.
  • Noodle Implements: A magic user with three yards of duct tape, a PEZ dispenser, a CD player, and a pair of clown shoes was responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire. Don't ask how they managed that before any of those objects existed.
  • Our Ghosts Are Different: Every cemetery has one, usually the last person buried there who must stay behind as a guardian. Sucks if the cemetery has been out of use for a long time, and you've got no one to talk to.
  • Our Ghouls Are Creepier: They are green-skinned monstrosities created from normal bodies who aren't entirely solid in darkness, making them very hard to dispatch.
  • Our Vampires Are Different: Earl has most of the classic traits, but averts Cannot Cross Running Water, Must Be Invited, and Holy Burns Evil, isn't very good at shapeshifting, and only occasionally follows Casts No Shadow.
  • Our Werewolves Are Different: Duke can transform at any time (though the full moon makes him stronger), has a Healing Factor, and when he changes shape the monstrous form bursts out of his skin. He also wasn't bitten, but inherited the curse by accidentally killing a werewolf.
  • Our Zombies Are Different: They combine traits of voodoo zombies and Romero zombies, being mindless flesh-hungry corpses, but they follow orders and aren't infectious.
  • Precision F-Strike: Tammy's Magic 8-Ball telling her "Go fuck yourself."
  • Punch-Clock Villain: The ghouls seem to be this. As their bodies dissolve in the sun, they chat amiably amongst themselves, complimenting each other for their performance, and wondering where they'll be summoned next.
  • Punny Name: Sheriff Marshall Kopp. Also, Duke & Earl.
  • Raising the Steaks: A herd of cattle appear to be ill. When Duke examines them, he diagnoses their condition as undead instead. Unfortunately, while he's explaining this to the cows' owner, the herd manage to surround them, and even a werewolf's Healing Factor would have problems recovering from being eaten.
  • Removing the Head or Destroying the Brain: Good way to deal with zombies. Even cow zombies.
  • Sliding Scale of Vampire Friendliness: Earl's a decent guy, but can be obnoxious.
  • Small Town Boredom: Rockwood doesn't even have a movie theater or swimming pool. The only form of entertainment for miles is a crummy mini-golf course, and even that suffers from the town's Weirdness Magnet tendencies.
  • Timey-Wimey Ball: Tammy gets her witchcraft gear from a catalog that can send you the items before you've finished ordering them (if you spring for the rush delivery, that is).
    • Also, whatever happened to the Roman Empire.
  • Transformation Horror: Duke's transformation features his werewolf self bursting out of his human skin.
  • Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Rockwood's populace is rather blasé about the supernatural, with most people just accepting it as an annoying part of life. It's explained that humans have a natural Weirdness Censor, and things have been getting increasingly weird in Rockwood for so long that everyone's used to it.
  • Vampire Dance: Earl is a terrible dancer.
  • Vampires Are Sex Gods: Less convenient than it sounds. Earl can't control who it affects and doesn't, wants to avoid trouble with jailbait like Tammy, and has encountered his share of angry boyfriends and husbands (including one who was handy with a chainsaw).
  • Vampires Hate Garlic: Getting stabbed with a spoon is barely even annoying to Earl, but the fact that the chili it was in contained garlic makes the wound itch something awful.
  • Vegetarian Vampire: Earl can live off animal blood, but it's hardly his preference.
  • Voluntary Shapeshifting: Duke can transform whenever he likes, but during the day when it's a New Moon his powers are much weaker. Earl can become a wolf, a bat, or mist, but finds it difficult and inconvenient.
  • Voodoo Zombie: Played straight in that the zombies are intentionally summoned and commanded, but averted in that Duke and Earl acknowledge that Voodoo is a real religion that doesn't actually get up to this sort of thing, and that anyone can study Black Magic.
  • Weirdness Magnet: Being any sort of supernatural being seems to make you into one. The whole town of Rockwood is one as well.
  • Who Wants to Live Forever?: Earl muses that while the undead may claim they will live forever, deep down they all know that they won't, and don't really want to anyway.
  • Wolf Man: Duke's transformed shape. Ironically, he hates that movie. He prefers Young Frankenstein.
  • You Kill It, You Bought It: How werewolves are made; kill one and you become one. In Duke's case one ran in front of his 18-wheeler (possibly intentionally) and got its head crushed.
  • Zombify the Living: One sign that things in Rockwood are getting bad is that a herd of cattle become zombies without dying first.
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