Laconic / The Rock

The film: A Marine general goes renegade and takes over Alcatraz Island. Both Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery try to stop him.

The wrestler: Not into wrestling? He's the one you've heard of. No, not Hulk Hogan, the one in action movies.

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Your besht? Loshers alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen!

Where's the unabridged version? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE THE UNABRIDGED VERSION IS!!!

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