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Animal Names
- aardvark
- Even funnier when you spell it out in song!
- "It's an aardvark! Can't you see that, Your Highness?! It's a bloody aardvark!"
- aardwolf
- albatross
- alewives
- alligator
- anemone
- ape
- armadillo
- axolotl
- badger
- badger badger badger badger badger
- Honey badgers just don't give a shit !
- banana slug.
- bandicoot
- baboon
- Beagle. According to Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz, Snoopy is a beagle because it's a funny word.
- Bear
- beaver
- bees
- "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
- Bees?
- DR. BEES!
- Bees. My god.
- COVERED IN BEES!
- I went to edit this article, but then the article was bees.
- That can only mean one thing: EVIL CONSPIRACY BEES.
- (cue reference to Barry B. Benson)
- You're after my robot bee!
- A BEE?!
- BEEEEEEEES!!
- Bee Bees!
- There are bees in the fridge now. Bees in the cupboards. Bees on the table, bees in the bathtub. Bees in breadboxes, bees driving cars. A bee wrote this.
- bird. No context, just..."bird".
- blue-footed boobies (a kind of bird)
- boll weevil
- Bubo bubo, a.k.a. Eurasian eagle-owl.
- bonobo (a species of chimpanzee)
- booby (duh)
- brochure (made especially funny by repeated mispronunciation in an episode of Keeping Up Appearances.
- buffalo
- bull
- bullshih. This is what the offspring of a Shih-Tzu and a bulldog is actually called.
- cockapoodle (Cocker Spaniel - poodle hybrid)
- Lots of designer-dog names were specifically designed to invoke this trope.
- There's also the Chiweenie, half chihuahua, half dachshund (wiener dog). Made funnier considering they are just about the most hideous, most blindingly adorable animals you will ever see.
- bumblebee
- "I'm just me, can't you see?/I'm just a silly little bumblebee..."
- ...to the boom to the bass to the bump to the BUMBLE!
- For that matter, "dumbledore" (yes, it's an actual word)
- bunnies
- bunting
- camel
- caribou nibbling on the croquet hoops
- carp
- cebu
- chachalaca
- chickadee (name for north american species of tits)
- chicken
- chihuahua
- chinch bug
- chinchilla
- clam
- cockatoo and cockatiel (both start with "cock", though "cockatoo," with the "oo" sound, is probably a bit funnier.)
- coelacanth (See-la-canth)
- Blast from the past!
- Think positive! Be a coela-CAN!
- Blast from the past!
- cow (Gary Larson said so)
- crab
- NAUGHTY CRAB!!
- Even better, if it's a Giant Enemy Crab.
- crappie
- deer
- dickcissel
- dickey-bird
- dik dik (A type of antelope. Adam Sessler once made a Catchphrase out of it).
- dingo
- dipper
, a small bird known for diving underwater
- dodo
- donkey
- duck
- Scientifically proven to be true in most languages - Duck! jokes even translate well even when they rely on language-specific puns.
- Speaking of other languages, the Spanish word for "duck" is just as funny: pato!
- "That's not a duck, it's a PELICAN!"
- "And so the duck says, 'Got any grapes?'"
- dugong
- dung beetle
- echidna. just try to say it out loud. It's weird AND funny.
- elephant
- emu
- flapling (baby pterosaur)
- flea
- frog
- Gasosaurus
- gerbil
- geoduck (A type of burrowing clam, pronounced "gooeyduck")
- gibbon
- goats
- Except in Orleans County, USA, where "goat" was officially pronounced Not Funny... by Judge Punch (no, really).
- I'm a faun you dork !
- gopher
- gnu
- don't forget, GNU's not Unix!
- goose (see also "oo" sounds, but "geese" is just as funny)
- "Boiled goose" combines the "oi" and "oo" sounds for double hilarity.
- gorilla, especially Gorilla gorilla gorilla
- Even better if it's a Cure Gorilla!
- great tit
- really, any kind of tit (it's a bird)
- hamster
- Handfish are Australian fish that walk along the ocean floor. And they're adorable
.
- hartebeest (particularly when mentioned in the Flanders and Swann song as an animal the gnu is g-not)
- herring
- hippopotamus
"Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?"
"Not nobody! Not nohow!"
"How about a hippopotamus?"
"Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!" - horned toad
- or better still, "horny toad"
- horse
- humpback whale
- humuhumunukunukuapua`a (Hawai`i's State Fish), better known as the Reef Triggerfish
- iguana
- jackelope
- jellyfish
- kangaroo
- kakapo (a flightless New Zealand parrot)
- kiwi
- koala (especialy if they come from Koala Walla Land.)
- kukaburra
- Kunekune
- labradoodle
- liger (the offspring of a lion and a tiger)
- lizard
- llama. It's got to be the double L.
- The one-L lama, he's a priest.
The two-L llama, he's a beast.
And I will bet a silk pajama: there isn't any three-L lllama! - alpaca
- guanaco
- vicuna
- The one-L lama, he's a priest.
- lobster
- lumba-lumba (Malaysian for dolphin)
- manatee, the reason for the former trope name.
- seacow
- both got nothin' on Dugong
- seacow
- man-bear-pig
- mandrill (a kind of old-world monkey; separate the two words with a hyphen for full effect)
- ...mand-rill?
- "Mandrill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!!!" ... ...sorry, couldn't resist.
- "I am able! Just ask Bantor
! He was all mandrill before I... put a tiger in his tank!"
- marmot
- marmoset (optimal for craunching)
- mongoose
- monkey
- Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
- So, what about "duck-monkey"?
- It's also useable as a handy verb. Or an expletive. Especially as an expletive.
- There's a type of flower called the Sticky Monkey Flower, apparently because its sticky and it looks like the face of a monkey. Try thinking about sticky monkeys without laughing.
- Monkey!
- Purple monkey dishwasher
- Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
- Mola mola, or the ocean sunfish.
- moose (...once bit my sister...)
- AAAHHH! MY WIFE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE!
- "A room... WITH A MOOOOSSEE!!"
- This has led to something of a fundamental difference in the perception of the animal in the US and Europe; it's hard to remember sometimes that the "majestic elk" in folklore isn't the larger animal in the Pacific Northwest, but the goofy animal that Americans, and increasingly the rest of the Anglophone world, know as the "moose."
- narwhal
- ocelot, according to Greg Proops
- Proops is quite the funny name too.
- Octopus, especially when you consider the fact that its grammatically correct plural is 'octopuses.'
- orangutan
- ostrich
- otter. Try inserting it into an average sentence.
- An otterly good time to be had!
- Oyster. Oy!
- pangolin
- passable (Depending on your locality, it can sound like "possible" said in a peculiar accent).
- peacock
- penguin
- pig
- pigeon
- pipis
- platypus
- polliwog
- pony
- porpoise
- Pudu. This is a real creature (look it up!), the world's smallest deer. Scientific name? Pudu pudu.
- Aww!
◊
- But what do you call it when one of those breeds with a bantha?
- Aww!
- puffin
- Puggle (the proper term for a baby platypus or echidna, and the nickname for a pug/beagle crossbreed dog)
- puma
- quagga (an extinct subspecies of the plains zebra - scientific name: Equus quagga quagga)
- quahog
- quokka.
- Rhinoceros, so much so that it may even soften the emotional blow of having your parents eaten by one.
- Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
I'll stare at something less prepoceros. - The Rhinoceros Party
, a Canadian political partynote
- Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,
- sheep (known to blow up real baaaaaad)
- sea pig (a species of sea cucumber, also a funny animal name)
- skink (a type of lizard)
- SNAAAAKE!!
- sperm whale
- SPIIIIIIDERS!
- spotted shag (actually a kind of seabird)
- squid
- squirrel
- stallion
- titmouse (which is neither a tit [breast], nor a mouse. It's a bird)
- And one variety, the tufted titmouse.
- And the Beatrix Potter character "Mrs Thomasina Tittlemouse".
- Tits! They're actually cute little birds.
- Pictures of them make surprisingly good offerings when people online ask for tits without specifying which kind.
- Tree sloth
- trout
- Or, if you prefer:
Often thinks that travel widens
"Stay at home," the trout obliges- Trout-flavored yogurt (it exists in Japan, in frozen form)
- "And your feet will smell like trout!"
- tsetse fly
- turkey
- turtle
- wallaby
- walrus
- weasel (one of Dave Barry's favorite words, the other one being "booger")
- weimaraner (a breed of dog)
- weiner dog
- wildebeest
- wiwaxia (an extinct spiky mollusk)
- wolf
- wombat (actually a very dangerous animal, but a funny name to be sure). And even their dangerousness is in a very Killer Rabbit way; since they have a similar ecological niche to rabbits and look like them, though they are rather larger than any rabbit.
- woodcock
- woodchuck
- yak
- just never knock it
, as the song advices.
- just never knock it
- yellow-bellied sapsucker
- Most if not all animal noises as well, some of which have already been listed.
Food Names
- applejohn
- applejack
- artichoke
- arugula
- asafoetida
- Its alternate name, "devil's dung", is funny for different reasons.
- aspic
- bacon
- bagel
- banana (especially for those who can spell it but don't know where to stop, like Nanny Ogg)
- BARON DA!
- "BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
- "When I go to Albertson's, I like to buy Mitchum Ice Blast. And bananas."
- Especially when combined with potato.
- BA-Ba-BA-BANANA!
- I AM A BANANA!
- I say ba-nah-na, and I say ba-nana...
- Do you like mmmmmmmmm bananas?
- "But buhnuhnuhs don't float!"
- OHHHHHHHHHHHH BANANA
- Kris Get The Banana
- Banananananananananananananananana......
- You do not banana all de time
- bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes)
- beans
- beef
- beef jerky
- bully beef
- wadded beef
- I smell like beef
- beer
- biltong
- bire noon
(to me it always sounded like something an angry Scottish person would say)
- booze
- bouillabaisse
- boysenberry
- Brussels sprouts
- bubble-and-squeak
- burger
- burrito
- butter
- butternut
- cabbage
- cake
- cantaloupe
- casaba
- capicola, whether you pronounce it "ghaba-ghoul" or otherwise.
- chalupa
- cheese
- chicken (at least Leeroy Jenkins has it)
- Chimichanga
- chip butty, which was funny-sounding enough to make the sandwich a coveted power-up in Earthworm Jim 2
- churro
- cinnamon
- "ciminiminiminiminiminon"
- "Cinnamon, no!!
"
- cock-a-leekie soup [In case you're wondering, it's made with chicken, leeks, rice, barley, and sometimes prunes].
- coffee
- cookies
- corn
- crepe
- croquembouche
- crumpet
- cucumber - funny in multiple languages. Look it up on a translator. I dare you.
- "Cucumber" in Croatian is "Krastavac", and on Google Translate it sounds like "Clusterfuck".
- It's pronounced "cruss-tuh-vatch". Still funny.
- "Cucumber" in Croatian is "Krastavac", and on Google Translate it sounds like "Clusterfuck".
- cupcakes
- Even though sometimes it has nightmarish implications.
- If you add another K...
- cumin
- cumquat
- demiglace
- dinner
- dillweed; "You said dillweed, heh-heh-heh.
- donut (especially for the British, who traditionally spell this as "doughnut")
- egg
- You better run, egg!
- Two more eggs, two more eggs!
- Why, you egg! Young fry of treachery! *kills him*
- He has killed me, Mother! Run away, I pray you!
- You will give me an egg!
- EGGS! EGGS! E-DOUBLE-G-S EGGS!
- Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
- eggnog
- eggplant
- And the British word for eggplant, aubergine
- firewater
- Fajitas
- falafel
- Especially if you're Jet Propulsion.
- farfalle
- flan
- flummery
- Fishfingers
- gabagool
- garbanzo
- gazpacho
- gherkin
- Gorditas
- gukbap
- gumbo
- haggis, Och mon!
- ham (especially the large kind)
- head cheese (it's neither head nor cheese; it's actually jellied, cured meat [1]
)
- in vitro meat
- jelly (especially in the context of brains)
- jellybean
- jerk beef
- kebab
- ketchup (and you can't because you're Too Slow)
- kimchi
- kippered herring
- kumquat
- lasagna
- As in "Ow! My lasagna!"
- lasaga
- leblebi (roasted chickpeas). Come to think of it, "chickpea" is sort of, um, funny.
- lemons
- lollipop
- macadamia
- mangosteen
- marmite
- marzipan
- meatball
- meecrob
- meringue
- muffin
- the only thing more funny than a muffin, is an Otis Spunkmeyer Muffin
- "Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?" "No thanks, Mr. Muffin!"
- mustard
- nachos
- natto
- noodle
- nuts
- onion
- orzo
- pancake
- pasta
- Peanuts!
- peepo
- Pepsi, especially when permuted into "Bepsi" and "Bepis".
- pickle
- I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!
- tickle
- motorsickle
- pie
- pot pie
- pineapples
- pistachio
- pizza
- pomegranate
- pork
- Especially pulled pork.
- Pork-barrel project
: an expensive Pointless Civic Project that only exists to bring money to a politician's own district
- porridge
- potatoes
- poutine
- pudding
- pumpkin
- pumpernickel
- quandong (a kind of fruit)
- quiche
- quinoa
- raisins
- rambutan (and it looks even funnier than it sounds)
- rhubarb
- Never rub another man's rhubarb.
- From Retsupurae's video on Dahir Insaat's "vertical farming technique":
TieTuesday: It's like building an entire city around your city, but instead of people - rhubarb lives there.
- rutabaga
- salami
- Sandwich. For added hilarity, a Sandvich.
- Or "sammich"
- sauerkraut
- sausage
- scone (at least when pronounced as "scon")
- schnitzel
- shnapps
- snickerdoodle
- soup
- spaghetti
- "pasghetti"
- SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
- FWUFFY WAN SKETTIES!!
- Spam, even before it was widely used for Internet junk mail. Whether it was funny before the Monty Python sketch is left to historians.
- OK, because we have to. *Deap Breath* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
- "♫Spam spam spam spam spam spammity spaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaam! Lovely spaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaam!♫"
- OK, because we have to. *Deap Breath* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
- spotted dick
- Sprite Cranberry
- Want a Sprite Cranberry?
- squab
- tangelo
- taco
There was aphids on the lettuce
and I...ate every one - tapioca
- toast
- tomato
- turducken
- turrón
- turnip
- waffle
- whiskey
- yam
- yoghurt
Just try saying it. YOGHURT. It's a gross food word.
- zucchini
Given Names
- Abercrombie
- Aberforth
- Abernathy
- Aiken Drum, a.k.a. The Man in the Moon who played upon a ladle
.
- Alan Smithee
- Albert
- Aldo
- Algernon
- Aloysius
- Archibald
- Archimedes
- Ash. Alternately...
- Becky
- Bartholomew
- Bernard
- Bert, or Bertram
- If your name happens to be Bertram, do not marry a woman named Gertrude, or else you will be known to all and sundry as "Bertie and Gertie". Like some bad music hall act.
- Speaking of which, "Wooster" is a very funny name.
- If your name happens to be Bertram, do not marry a woman named Gertrude, or else you will be known to all and sundry as "Bertie and Gertie". Like some bad music hall act.
- Bertha
- Bilbo Baggins. But ONLY in combination.
- Balbo Baggins.
- Bungo Baggins.
- DOMINATED, Bizmo Bittins!
- Boaty McBoatface
- The ever-classic Bob (especially if Edmund Blackadder says it. That has a lot to do with the fact that Rowan Atkinson has a stutter when he tries to pronounce the letter B)
- Brian
- I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.
- Bruno
- Carl (especially if you stretch out the "ar")
- Caboose. Actually his last name, but his full name is Michael J. Caboose. Though, Grif might be funnier.
- Chesterdrawers
- Chloe
- Chuck
- Clarence
- Cos Dashit, the original name for the equally funny-named Emperor Palpatine.
- His official name "Sheev" still counts.
- Cleatus, the NFL on Fox's animated mascot
- Cletus
- Clive
- Clowney
- Cluck was my Grandmother's maiden name. I also knew a few Gobbles growing up.
- Clyde
- Cosmo
- dado
- Dagmar
- Dagwood Bumstead, known for making super-stacked double, triple, and multiple level sandwiches.
- Desmond
- Deutch
- Dick
- Donny
- Dora, particularly when combined with allusions to 'explorer'.
- Dorcas
- Durwood
- Douglas
- Dwayne!
- Darren.
- Jerome
- Gregor (is a weird name)
- Dumas, what a unfortunate last name.
- Ed
- Egbert
- Elmer
- Engelbert Humperdinck
(a Late Romantic Classical Music composer who lived about the same time as Johannes Brahms)
- Ernest
- Ernie
- Ethel (particularly funny to organic chemistry students)
- Ethelbert
- Eugene
- Ezekiel
- Fegelein
- Fernando
- Filbert
- Fillmore
- Flaherty
- Focker, alternately spelled Fokker (it's Dutch)
- Fortescu
- Francisco, that's fun to say!
- Fred
- Garth
- Gaylord
- Also, just Gay.
- Gaynor
- Geordie
- George
- Gibby
- Gibbler
- Gladys
- Grace
- Gregory
- Any variation of those German surnames that sound like the call of a turkey.
- Gruoch, better known as Lady Macbeth
- Gus
- Hank
- Hans (especially in the context of "Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!")
- Heatholaf
- When I first saw that, it looked like Heathloaf.
- Herb
- Herschel
- Hogarth
- Hoggett
- Hortense
- Horton
- Hubert
- Huckabee
- Huey
- Iggy
- Jedediah (or Jed)
- Jeff
- Jehosephat
- Jerry
- Jethro
- Johnny
- Josh
- Juju
- Karkat
- Most of the dancestors' names, particularly Horuss and Meenah.
- Karen
- Kermit (no, the frog wasn't the first)
- Kevin
- Kranwinkle
- Lamar
- Larry
- Lester
- Lipschitz, and variations
- I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy...sensitive...a painter...But he was always trying to find himself...
- Logan
- Lloyd
- Lloydie could be used as a "pet-name"
- Louise
- Lucie Ascam
- Luigi
- Lulu
- Hey, Mac!
- Sticking "Mc-" in front of anything, too
Brad: "Hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm Chester Snapdragon McFisticuffs..." - Madanach
- Maurice
- Maynard
- McCool (an Irish surname, anglicized from Mac Cumhaill)
- Melvin (one of the most common names in MAD, from the first issue on)
- Mervin
- Mike Wazowski!
- Milhouse
- Morag
- Morbius
- Morton
- Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!
- Murgatroyd
- Neku (say it 10 times fast)
- Neji. Rhymes with both "Reggie" and "wedgie". Go on, repeat it to yourself over and over.
- Nanoha
- Ned (or Neddy)
- MRS. NESBIT.
- Nigel
- Nimrod (thank you, Bugs Bunny)
- Ninten
- Norbert
- Norman
- Olaf
- Oonagh (alternately spelled "Una")
- Is she from Altoona?
- Percy, Percival
- Patchouli
- Penelope
- CeCe Peniston which is her real name. Why she didn't go with a stage name and how record producers took her seriously, I have no idea.
- Phineas
- Pussy, especially paired with the last name "Galore"
- Ralph
- Ramsbottom (yes, it's a real surname)
- Rebecca
- Rupert
- Rutigar
- Schwarzenegger
- Scootaloo
- Seymour
- Sheldon
- Shyamalan
- Sindri
- Sneed
- Surname example: Snodgrass.
- Note on that, Chitty. And Beaglehole.
- Seckendorf
- Semprini
- "Semprini?"
- OUT!
- Stan
- Steve. Stretch it out. Steeeeve.
- Strunk
- Sven (and Ole)
- Tarquin, the metonym of pretentious child-naming.
- Ted
- Thaddeus
- Thistletwat
- "Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy are you ever rude!"
- Tiesenhausen
- Timothy or just TIMMY!
- Todd
- Trixie, Great and Powerful or otherwise
- Tunt.
- Turtletaub
- Tyrone
- Waldo, Wally (particularly when combined with allusions to "where's")
- Walter (especially when combined with Sobchak)
- Wilberforce
- Bathsheba
- Elvendork (it's unisex!)
- Wilbur
- Wilkie
- Woody
- Worf
- You really shouldn't laugh at a Klingon...
- Yogi
- Zach
- Zan
- Ziggy
- Zu-Zu
- ...And, of course, just about anything to be found at the Pophangover site Awkward Names
.
Place Names
- Abitibi-Témiscamingue, Canada
- The pronunciation is important: Ah-bee-tee-bee Teh-miss-kah-meng.
- There is a lake in Abiti-Témiscamingue called "Lake Duparquet". The biggest island on the lake is called Mouk-Mouk Island. It has reached memetic status in French-Canadian culture as a synonym for "ass-end of nowhere", but few know it really exists.
- The pronunciation is important: Ah-bee-tee-bee Teh-miss-kah-meng.
- Accident, MD
- Albuquerque, NM
- Not only Weird Al, Bugs Bunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
- It even shows up in a Halo fanfic, of all places, narrated by a Covenant Elite: "...we had landed on the UNSCDF orbital platform Albuquerque. I had no idea which was more bizarre: The platform's name, which tied my mandibles in knots..."
- Not only Weird Al, Bugs Bunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
- Aloha, Oregon (whether you pronounce it as A-lo-wa as the city's name is supposed to be pronounced or as A-low-ha as the word "aloha" is pronounced otherwise)
- Altoona, PA
- Antananarivo, Madagascar
- Antwerp, Belgium
- Attawapiskat, ON, Canada
- Assawoman, VA. Perfectly paired with Manassas, VA.
- Assawompset Pond, MA
- Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, Finland
- Azerbaijan
- Baden-Baden, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
- Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
- So it's German for "tub-tub"?
- Actually, no. "Baden" is a German verb which translates to "to have a bath" and "to bathe". The correct German word for "Baths" would be "Bäder".
- Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
- Bald Knob, AR/WV/VA
- "Knob" here is a dialect word for "hill/mountain", which explains why there are not one but three cities named after a nearby summit with exposed rock.
- Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
- Bangor, Maine-ey
- Bangkok, Thailand
- which is just down the road from Phuket
- Oh, and its ceremonial name? * deep breath* Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathon Amon Piwan Awatan Sathit Sakkathatiya Witsanukam Prasit. Longest place name in the world, people! (For those curious, it means "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous royal palace that resembles the heavenly abode where above reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm".)
- Batman, Turkey. Apparently they've tried to sue Warner Bros.
- Beaver County, PA. With two boroughs called Beaver and Big Beaver and a city called Beaver Falls...
- Belchertown, MA
- Belgium
- Bend, Oregon
- Benderloch, Argyll and Bute, Scotland
- Bendigo, Vic, Australia
- Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
- Located near the towns of Beaver Lick and Rabbit Hash...
- Heck, "Kentucky" itself becomes somewhat funny after saying it enough times.
- Bird-in-Hand, PA
- Blue Ball Lane, Surrey
- Blue Ball, PA
- Boise, Idaho
- Bong Recreation Area (I-94, Exit 340 in Wisconsin)
- Boring, OR, "The Most Exciting Place To Live". Whenever a resident makes the newspapers, the headline always reads something like: "Boring man arrested for..."
- The sister city of Dull, Scotland.
- If you're looking for something interesting in Maryland, you can check out the Boring Gas Engine Show and Flea Market.
- There's also a Boring, Tennessee in Sullivan County, southeast of Kingsport...
- One freeway sign in Clackamas says "Boring Sandy"
- Boogardie, WA, Australia
- Booger Hollow, Arkansas. Look it up.
- Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Known for Christmas trees; their marketing campaign is "Always Pick a Booger!"
- Botswana
- Bophuthatswana
- Bora Bora
- Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire, Scotland
- Same county as Backside!
- Bruce Rock, WA, Australia
- Budgewoi, Australia
- Bugtussle, the fictitious hometown of the Clampetts, before Jed struck oil and became a multimillionaire, moving out to Beverly Hills...
- There are two real-life unincorporated communities: one in Oklahoma, home of former House Speaker Carl Albert
- ....and Bugtusssle, Kentucky
- Bundaberg, QLD, Australia
- Burkina Faso
- Butt Hole Road
, Doncaster, England
- Buttzville, NJ
- Camas, Washington
- Caniapiscau, Quebec, Canada.
- Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
- Cape Horn. If you don't get it, just yell "I really like Cape Horn!" really loudly and quickly in front of all your friends.
- ... K porn? Oh dear.
Ain't the same thing as K-pop, is it?
- ... K porn? Oh dear.
- Chattahoochee River
- Chattahoochee, Florida
- Chattanooga, Tennessee
- Chappaquiddick, MA
- Cheesequake State Park, New Jersey
- Chicken, AK
- So named because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.
- Chicken Rock, Isle of Mann
- Chittagong, Bangladesh.
- Clackamas, Oregon
- Cleveland.
- Climax. One in Michigan, one in North Carolina.
- Clitheroe, Lancashire, England (the middle syllable is pronounced like "the", but still)
- Cockalofty, Hereford, England
- Cockburn Town, capital city of the Turks and Caicos Islands.
- Cockermouth
, Cumbria, England
- Cockfield
, County Durham, England
- Cockfosters (a Piccadilly Line destination)
- Cocklebiddy, WA, Australia
- Condom
, France. Where you can find the Condom Cathedral
. No, it's not made of rubber.
- Along with Pussy, France and Anus, France.
It really is the home of the city of love.
- Along with Pussy, France and Anus, France.
- Cold Christmas Lane, England
- Cooma, NSW, Australia
- Corfu
- Cox Bight, TAS, Australia
- Crackpot, North Yorkshire
- Cuba, Missouri
- Crapstone, Devon
- Cucamonga, CA (Animated characters are required by law to pronounce it "KOOK... aMUNga!")
- The full name is "Rancho Cucamonga", which might be even funnier.
- Cut and Shoot, TX. No, really
.
- Czechoslovakia
- Dahomey
- Darjeeling, India
- Deaf Smith County, Texas
- Denial Bay, SA, Australia (I have no idea why)
- Dike Access Road, Washington (if you've ever driven north on I-5 from Portland to Seattle, you couldn't have missed the sign)
- Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
- Dingle Peninsula, Kerry, Ireland
- Dingwall, Scottish Highlands
- Diss, Norfolk, England
- Djibouti (congratulations, you just laughed at thousands of starving people.)
- Sheik sheik sheik, sheik sheik sheik, sheik djibouti...oh yeah!
- Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
- Dookie, Australia.
- Dooomadgee, QLD, Australia (yes, with three o's, I checked)
- Actually, it only has two o's, but it's still funny regardless.
- Dorking, Surrey
- Dubbo, Australia
- East Taphouse, Middle Taphouse and West Taphouse, Cornwall, UK
- The same county has the village of Greenbottom
- Easter Kinkell, Ross-shire, Scotland
- Eau Claire, Wisconsin, USA. And, for that matter, Chippewa County.
- Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
- Eromanga Basin, Australia. Hope they like hentai!
- Fart, Konya, Turkey
- Fazakerley
- Fernando Poo (see entry above on "poo")
- Fingringhoe
- Finland!
- Fishkill, New York, a place that PETA actually protested ("kill" is Dutch for stream)
- Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada
- Floyds Knobs, Indiana, USA
- And in the same state, French Lick.
- Florida
- Flippin, Arkansas, USA
- Fort Gay, West Virginia
- Microsoft didn't think it was funny (that, plus they didn't know there really was such a place). An Xbox Live user from there got banned for it. The user had to fight to keep his account. Even the mayor got involved, and MS only reinstated his account when it started making national news.
- French Lick, Indiana.
- Fucking, Austria; which has problems with British tourists stealing their signs.
- I would steal that sign.
- Same country: Oberfucking, Unterfucking, and Fuckersberg.
- Great Cockup and Little Cockup
. These are the genuine names of two hills in England.
- Both are near the town of Cockermouth, which itself belongs on the list.
- Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany
- The Gliese 581 System
- Golden Balls, Oxfordshire
- Going Street and Failing Street, Portland, Oregon
- Gonzaga University, Spokane,WA
- Gosh, Armenia
- Great Snoring, Norfolk
- Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico (this is funnier to Spanish speakers than English, mind you.)
- Guam
- Guggenheim. Also fun to say.
- Gwangju, South Korea.
- Hackensack, NJ (mentioned in many Joisey jokes)
- Hahatonka State Park (in the Ozarks in Missouri)
- Ha Ha Road, London
- Hamtramck, Michigan
- Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
- Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada. So called because First Nations hunters used to chase buffalo off the cliff.
- Dave Barry: "I have called the centre, and when they answer the phone, they say, very politely—I absolutely swear this is true—'Head-Smashed-In, may I help you?'"
- Hell, Michigan
(which does tend to freeze over in the winter)
- For that matter, Hell, Norway
(which, with ISO codes, shortens to Hell NO)
- For that matter, Hell, Norway
- Hells Halfacre, Kentucky
- Helsinki, Finland
- Hialeah, Florida (Bells Are Ringing has Handel's Hialeah Chorus)
- Hoboken, NJ. "Yeah, but that's Hoboken."
- Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ
- Homosassa Springs, Florida
- Homsar, Iran
- Hooker County, Nebraska
- Hot Coffee, Mississippi
- Humptulips, WA. (Yes, it's said like you think.)
- Humpybong, QLD, Australia
- Ii, Finland
- Illibilli, Sudan (which is also the longest palindromic place name)
- Intercourse, Pennsylvania, right around Amish country.
- When the town was named it referred to a rail road crossing.
- For a while, Superintendent Gary Chalmers lived in the town of Intercourse, PA
- In case you didn't know, Intercourse is right near some other towns named Gap, Bird-in-Hand, Paradise, and Blue Ball. I'll let your dirty mind fill in the rest.
- Though, sadly, there appears to be no Foreplay.
- Don't forget Virginville, PA!
- Idaho
- Inaloo, WA, Australia
- Islamabad, Pakistan
- Jackson Hole, Wyoming
- Jalalabad, Afghanistan
- Jim Hogg County, Texas
- Kalamazoo, Michigan (that "zoo" is the crucial syllable is ably demonstrated by the song "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo")
- Ironically, there is no zoo in Kalamazoo. There is, however, an aircraft museum called the "Air Zoo".
- Kamloops, BC, Canada
- Kazakhstan
- Kapuskasing, ON Canada
- Robert Munsch even wrote a story about
a girl who just wanted to go to Kapuskasing because the name was so awesome.
- Robert Munsch even wrote a story about
- Kennebunkport, Maine
- If we're doing unusual Native American-derived town names, try this: Mooselookmeguntic, ME.
- Heck, half of Maine towns, rivers, etc.
- Or how about Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg? (Allegedly it means "I fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fish in the middle," but that's just an urban myth from the 1920s. The Other Wiki says it means "Englishmen at Manchaug at the fishing place at the boundary."
)
- That's why locals, among themselves at least, refer to it as Lake Webster.
- Keokuk, Iowa
- Kiek in de Kök, Tallinn, Estonia (The name actually means “peek in the kitchen”, which is adorable)
- Kilkenny, Ireland
- Kokomo, Indiana. Sadly, nothing like The Beach Boys song.
- Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia (which happens to be in the Murmansk Oblast)
- Koochiching County, Minnesota
- Kush (now known as the less funny but still so "Sudan")
- Lahaina, Hawaii
- Lackawanna, New York
- Lajitas, Texas (La-HE-tahs) and its neighbor Terlingua.
- Lake Merrimu
- Lake Minnetonka (where you have to purify yourself)
- Lake Okeechobee
- Lake Titicaca
- To the point where Animaniacs had an entire song about it - just because, as the Warners put it "we really like saying its name!"
- "The 'Uranus' of Lakes!"
- The best part is that it crosses many language barriers, as "caca" means the same thing in most Romance languages. So the Spanish conquistadors much have just kept the name because it was so funny. It's actually for this reason that chocolate took awhile to catch on (not great marketing when something brown comes from the cacao plant. Hey there! Try this tasty liquidy brown stuff! It comes from the poop plant!)
- Lake Winnipesaukee (What About Bob?)
- Lake Made-Of-Winnipesaukee!
- Liechtenstein
- Lizard Lick, North Carolina
- Ljubljana, capital of Slovenia
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
- Loachapoka, Alabama (another real place
, pronounced "low-cha-POKE-ah")
- Los Banos, California
- From the same place, Los Gatos. Yes, "The Cats" (probably from the local mountain lions). Spanish missionaries were creative ones.
- Lucky Slap, Angus, Scotland
- Luxembourg
- Manly, NSW, Australia, home of the Manly Sea Eagles.
- Medicine Hat, AB Canada
- Meat Camp, North Carolina
- Meeteetse, WY
- Mianus, Connecticut
- Mill Plain Boulevard, Vancouver, Washington
- Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Pascagoula, Mississippi
- Monkey Mia, WA, Australia
- Moose Factory, ON, Canada
- Similarily, Kostroma Moose Farm, Russia. Exactly what it sounds like, but still funny.
- Moose Jaw, SK, Canada
- Moose Lake, Minnesota
- Morrow, Ohio (Expect confusion if you try to order a ticket to Morrow and return tomorrow night)
- Mount Buggery, Victoria, Australia
- Mud Lick, Kentucky, home of Hillbilly Jim
- Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
- Nagorno-Karabakh,
AzerbaijanRepublic of ArtsakhIt's Complicated...- Oh, come on, it's only recognized by Russia anyway.
- Nanty Glo, PA
- Nempnett Thrubwell, England
- New Donk City
- Nicaragua
- Nizny-Novgorod, Russia
- And for that matter Novgorod.
- Ngorongoro, Tanzania
- Nob End, Lancashire, England
- Nome, Alaska
- Normal, Illinois
- Oblong, Illinois (hence the headline "Normal man marries oblong woman")
- Norway, or is that just me?
- Nothing, Arizona
- Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia
- Oktemberyan, Armenia
- Olongapo, Philippines (Known to anyone who's served in the US Navy's Pacific Fleet as the host city of U.S. Naval Base Subic Bay)
- Oman
- Oonadatta, SA, Australia
- Opa-Locka, Florida
- Orlando, Florida.
- Orly, France ("NO WAI!")
- YA RLY
- Oshkosh, Wisconsin
- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
- In fact, Burkina Faso itself is a pretty funny name.
- Pahrump, Nevada
- Relating back to funny animals, Penguin, TAS, Australia
- Peculiar, Missouri
- Allegedly named because the first two or three names submitted for the town were already in use elsewhere in the state; they were reportedly told to "choose something peculiar".
- Pee-Pee Town
- Penistone, Yorkshire, England. Not pronounced how it looks, but with a short E. Suffers from the Scunthorpe Problem nevertheless.
- Perm, Perm Kial, Russia
- Petaluma, California
- The River Piddle, England, near the towns of Puddletown, Tolpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide, Affpuddle, Briantspuddle and Turnerspuddle. How I love being British.
- And the demonym, Liverpudlian! (from Liverpool)
- Pimperne, Dorset, England. Just let that imagery simmer for a little while.
- Pismo Beach, CA.
- Plumpton, East Sussex
- Pollepel Island, New York.
- Pratts Bottom, London
- Primm, Nevada
- Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
- Gobbler's Knob
- Knob means penis in English slang, which makes it even funnier.
- Gobbler's Knob
- Puyallup, WA
- Qatar. Looks strange enough to English-speakers because it violates the q-u rule, but it's pronounced like "cutter".
- Made all the funnier by the fact that it also sounds like "catarrh".
- Qikiqtarjuaq, Nunavut, Canada.
- How the heck do you pronounce that?
- Rancho Cucamonga, California
- Ramsbottom, Lancashire, England.
- Regina, SK, Canada. Innocent enough if you don't know how to pronounce it (rhymes with 'vagina').
- Revelstoke, BC, Canada
- Ringarooma, TAS, Australia
- Romanshorn, Switzerland (recently featured in Irregular Webcomic!)
- Rooty Hill, Sydney Australia.
- Especially given that "root" is Australian slang for "having sex".
- Santa Claus, Indiana
- Saratoga Springs, NY
- Saskatchewan, Canada, but that may be because of this song
.
- Also, nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
- Not to mention its biggest city, Saskatoon.
- Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England. (Possibly even funnier when rendered as "S!!!!horpe" by internet censorware.)
- If pages related to it are not just blocked.
- Seattle, WA
- Fully a quarter of all place names (and quite a few lakes and rivers, too) throughout Washington state fall under this trope. Seriously, go look at a map.
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
PQ, Canada. Exclamation points and all.
- Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines (sadly, nerfed
)
- Sheboygan, Wisconsin
- Shitterton, Dorset, England. The village that dare not speak its name.
- Same county as Scratchy Bottom and Happy Bottom.
- Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire, England (this is honestly a real place)
- Smackover, Arkansas [2]
- Smiggin Holes, NSW, Australia
- Snohomish County, Washington
- Snoqualmie Pass, WA
- Becomes its own epithet in winter.
- South Kumminin, WA, Australia
- Sparta (or SPAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!)
- Stampersgat ("stomper's hole"), the Netherlands.
- Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England
- Tallahassee, Florida.
- Tegucigalpa, Honduras
- Termonfeckin, County Louth, Ireland. "Feck" means "fuck" in Irish slang.
- Tierp, Sweden
- Timbuktu, Mali, Africa
- Which inspired the name of the One-Hit Wonder group Timbuk 3 (of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" fame)
- Tippecanoe, Indiana
- "Tippecanoe and Tyler too"
- Tittybong, Vic, Australia
- Tlaquepaque, Mexico
- Toad Suck Ferry (near Conway), Arkansas
- Toast, North Carolina
- Togo. Formerly the European colony Togoland.
- Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
- Tuckahoe, Pennsylvania
- Truckee, California
- Tumbarumba, NSW, Australia
- Turkey Scratch, Arkansas (birthplace of The Band's Levon Helm)
- Tuscaloosa, Alabama
- Tuzigoot, Arizona (pronounced too-see-goot)
- Twatt, Shetland, Scotland
- Two Egg, Florida
- Ugley, Essex
- Upper Volta
- Ur
(not related to Ur-Example) and Uruk
- Uruguay (which is most certainly NOT pronounced "You are gay")
- Uryupinsk, Volgograd Oblast, Russia
- Useless Loop, WA, Australia
- Versailles, MO doesn't look so funny, but it's pronounced "versaylz".
- Vladivostok, Russia
- Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
- Wagga Wagga, Australia
- Wahoo, Nebraska
- Waipu, New Zealand
- Wampee, South Carolina (pronounced 'wompee')
- Walla Walla, WA.
- Wanglik (AKA Hengli,) China
- Wankdorf Stadium, Bern, Switzerland, Home of the Young Boys.
- There's also a mountain called "Mount Wank" in southern Germany, home to the Wankhaus (actually a restaurant) and the Wankbahn cable car (for which you can buy a "Wankpass" for year-round access).
- Wanker's Corner, Oregon
- Waterloo, either because of the -oo or the bathroom implications. Or both.
- Waterloo Road.
- Or the ABBA song.
- "Drip, drip, drip."
- Watersmeet, Michigan
- Wausaukee, Wisconsin
- Wawa, ON Canada
- Westward Ho!, Devon, England.
- Weed, CA. Mentioned earlier, but too briefly. They like to lampshade it, too: one of the town's mottoes is "Try legal Weed!"
- Wetumpka, Oklahoma
- Wetwang, England
- Whakapapa, New Zealand (especially given that "wh" is pronounced as "f").
- Whakatane, New Zealand
- What Cheer, Iowa.
- Wigan (pronounced Wiggin), England.
- Windpassing, Austria.
- Winnipeg, MB Canada
- Wolverhampton, England. It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny, but believe me, it is.
- Wooloomooloo, Sydney, Australia. Yep, eight O's! And it's pronounced like "Woolly Mulloo", to boot.
- Woonsocket, Rhode Island (and South Dakota)
- Wooster, Ohio
- Wonthaggi, Australia (known locally as Wonni or The Thag, often depending on your opinion of the place)
- Worms, Germany (famous in history for the Diet of Worms
– no, not that kind of diet!)
- Y, France, pronounced "ee". ("Y" means "there")
- Yazoo City, Mississippi
- Yeehaw Junction, Florida
- Former name was Jackass Junction, Florida
- Yemen
- Joey from Friends: "It almost sounds like a real place!"
- Yolo County, California
- Yonkers, New York ("What are Yonkers?")
- Yreka, California
- Zanzibar (and its fictional counterpart Zanzibar Land, home of deadly poisionous Zanzibar hamsters).
- Zucchabar
- Zilwaukee, Michigan.
- Yes, that's Zilwaukee with a Z. Apparently the town was named "Zilwaukee" in the hopes of confusing people who actually wanted to go to Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
- Zimbabwe
- Zuma Beach, Malibu, California to Yuma, Arizona.
- It'd probably be easier to list the British hamlets whose names don't qualify.
General
- Absquatulation
- accolade
- aeiou
- aglet (Don't forget it!)
- alfalfa
- ambush
- amok
- amphibole
- antidisestablishmentarianism (often used in parodies of Spelling Bees)
- antipope (it was a real job description at one point in time, when there were also two other popes)
- Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!
- If applied to a real Pope, does it explode?
- For that matter, what about pasta and
antipastaantipasto?
- Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!
- aplomb
- appendage
- argle bargle
- arsenic
- arsole and benzarsole
(both are real compounds)
- artisanal, mainly for looking like the phrase "art is anal".
- ass
- Ataxia–telangiectasia may sound like a ecstatic televangelist, but it's actually a genetic neurodegenerative disease causing severe disability; "ataxia" is a lack of coordination, "telangiectasia" refers to dilated blood vessels.
- autogyro
- avuncular
- baby
- big ol' bahoonga-da-goongas
- Bald Knobbers
. Actually, not hailing from the town of Bald Knob.
- And they were first organized to fight the funny-named menace of bushwhackers.
- ballcock
- balloon (which is a word you should never call a zeppelin)
- balls
"Hope Rob don't say balls nasty!"
- ball washer
- Balzac
- "Balloon ball", the generic term, also qualifies.
- bamboozled
- bank
- baptist
- barf
- barn
- barrels
- bassoon
- bastard
- battering ram
- bauble
- bazooka
- bebop
- beige. Say it the way Nicolas Cage would.
- bendy straw
- "bippy"note
- bicuspid, as referenced in Hancock's Half Hour.
"It's a funny word, bicuspid. Bi-CUS-pid! Bicus-PID! By Cuspid, he's a handsome fellow!"
- billion with emphasis on the "B"
- bimbo
- bitumen (especially when pronounced "bittamin", or "bitchumen")
- bladder (and gallbladder too)
- blast
- blastocyst
- blastospore
- trophoblast
- bleb
- blimp
- Zeppelin
- blog
- blotto
- bloviation
- blow
- blower
- blow-up
- blowout
- blubber
- blunderbuss
- boffo
- bog
- bogus
- bollocks
- bong
- bonk
- Sound effect or euphemism, either way.
- see also boink.
- Because Scientific Progress Goes Boink.
- boondoggle
- Boonty
- booty
- borborygmus
- bort
- bosom (appears a lot in Roald Dahl's books for children).
- bottom, especially if Rowan Atkinson says it.
- boy
- boycott
- bozack
- braaaaaaaains
- medulla oblongata
- subarachnoid space
- superchiasmatic nucleus of the anterior hypothalamus
- Brass Eye
- The title itself, and every last one of its made-up words and character names.
- brick
- brobdingnagian (started off as a fictional word from Gulliver's Travels, meaning someone from the giant island of Brobdingnag; now an actual dictionary word meaning "large")
- Brontophobia (which is not the fear of dinosaurs)
- Brouhaha
- bubble
- buckyballs
- The full name, buckminsterfullerene, is kind of funny too.
- bug
- bulbous bouffant
- Bullywug
- "I'm telling you the Bullywugs are coming!"
- Flumph
- bum
- bumf, or bumfluff (as in, "It's all a lot of bumf, anyway")
- bumming
- Bunbury
- bungalow
- bunghole, and yes, it's a real word. Generally, a bung is any hole you pour stuff out of (heh heh), but it's mostly used in reference to wine barrels. The bunghole is the hole you put the cork in.
- bungle
- bunion
- burble
- babble burble banter bicker brouhaha balderdash ballyhoo...it's all talk: Back Talk
- burgle
- burn
- bust
- butt
- Also, any of the other words used in Bulbous Bouffant
by The Vestibules (warning: link contains sound)
- Try and say the phrase "President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant" and not break into fits of laughter.
- butte (pronounced "byoot", not "butt")
- butler
- buttle
- Butt-Monkey
- Butt-pirate
- Also known as Arse-bandit
- Butthole. The word is usually abandoned in favor of the saltier-sounding "asshole" once most people enter their teens. Which is a pity, because it's a funny enough word to occasionally derail conversations when spoken by an adult.
- buttress
- buttsauce
- buttscratcher
- mmmmmmmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAAAA??
- mmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAA!!
- butt-touch
- Butt as a prefix to just about anything is hilarious. Just try going through the list at Urban Dictionary without cracking up.
- Buttfurious. Anally devastated. Rectally wrecked.
- Also, any of the other words used in Bulbous Bouffant
- buttery (this adjective can be combined with anything)
- caboose
- cactus
- cahoots
- calibrary
- Is that "ca-library" or "cali-brary"? note
- callipygian (a Sophisticated as Hell way of saying "DAT ASS")
- Cannabis
- cantankerous
- cardboard
- cattywampus (or catawampus)
- caucus
- Caucasian. It sounds like "cock Asian", which sounds silly.
- caulk
- cavorting
- chainsaw
- chav
- cheat
- chicanery
- chintzy
- chode
- chow
- chunder (a pirate euphemism for throwing up)
- chuwero (click here
for context)
- cillia
- claven
- Clavicus majorus
- Clavicle
- cloaca (Robin Williams's favorite word, according to Inside the Actors Studio)
- Lore Sjöberg likes it too.
- Judging by how often Yelling Bird talks about his, it's quite probable that Jeph Jacques feels the same way.
- Also, Clavicus Vile.
- Lore Sjöberg likes it too.
- clod
- cockamamie
- cock, as in a hill.
- cock-of-the-walk (or simply "cock"; a rooster)
- cockle
- "cockleshells"
- brockle (means either "speckled" or "malodorous")
- cockpit
- cocksure
- cockswain
- literally any word that starts with cock
- condom, when pronounced with a British accent
- Everything sounds much more sophisticated with a British accent, which is why it's funny.
- conga line, especially in serious situations like Trauma Conga Line or Conga Line of Death
- copacetic
- Cornobble note
- cosine (Dave Barry's favorite word for poking fun at math teachers)
- costermonger
- cowpoke
- Someone who pokes cows?
- cram
- crotch
- On a related note, say "crotch pox
" without giggling. I dare you.
- crunk
- On a related note, say "crotch pox
- croup
- cuckold
- Cuisinart
- dakka
- dead
- debenture
- defenestrate. Partly because of the word itself, and partly because it means "to throw someone/something out a window."
- Which is why teaching about the all-important Second Defenestration of Prague
can be so difficult. How can you take the fact that people freaked out so much that they took to throwing people out windows seriously? (It started the Thirty Years' War, so it's pretty Serious Business.)
- Which is why teaching about the all-important Second Defenestration of Prague
- demisemihemidemisemiquaver
- derp
- herpy derp
- devious
- dexterous
- diabeetus
- diaper
- diarrhea, which was ironically rated as one of the prettiest sounding words by non-English speakers.
- Although probably not so funny if you've actually suffered from it.
- dickbutt
- dickey ("They still make those?")
- dickweed
- didgeridoo
- die
- dillweed
- "...So, in the words of A. A. Milne, 'Get out of my chair, ''dillhole''.'"
- dingleberry
- dingus
- diphthong
- dipstick (what you use to measure how much oil a car has)
- discombobulated
- dongle
- donniker
- Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!
- Doom, doom, and doom.
- doppelgänger (yes, it comes from German, but in English it's another way of saying "Evil twin")
- dork
- douchebag
- Douchenozzle
- douchecanoe
- dough
- dowel
- Dracula doesn't suck! He licks!
- duodenum, jejunum
- dung (it's brown and sounds like a bell)
- dunk
- dwarf
- dysentery
- ears
- Ebola
- echolalia
- egregious, which means "outstandingly bad".
- ego
- ejaculate
- on a related note, ejecta
- ejector seat
- embezzlement
- endoplasmic reticulum
- Golgi apparatus
- epidermis - it sounds dirty to grade schoolers; "your epidermis is showing". Say it to anyone who you think won't know any better.
- epididymis - It's part of the male reproductive system, so it's even sort of dirty. And it sounds similar to "epidermis," so you can confuse people who don't know the difference.
- Any part of the male reproductive system, really.
- epiglottis
- escutcheon (a metal plate around a keyhole)
- eureka
- ewok
- face, and anything that happens to it, especially, for some reason, if it's violent. This is why comedic characters don't want to be hit there.
- fanny
- fart
- fartlek
- fatuous (as in "You fatuous nincompoop!")
- feckless
- feet
- feisty
- fickle
- fiddle
- THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
- Bum-fiddle: a violin improvised from a stick, a string, and an inflated pig's bladder or balloon.
- fiddlesticks
- filibuster
- finger
- C'mon; As a noun, it's a simple, everyday word describing in non-silly and non-vulgar language one of our most important body parts. As a verb, it means manual sex. And now, you're going to think of that the next time you hear the word.
- Unless you're in a marching band or similar, where "finger through your part" is a perfectly reasonable command from the guy on the podium. We're well aware of the irony.
- College bands tend to lose even the last bit of clarification and just say "everyone finger your parts". Expect the saxes to take this literally every time.
- The Simpsons: "They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing."
- Oh, there they go.
- Made even funnier by "fing" being the Hungarian word for "fart".
- Demetri Martin: "It's funny how 'fingerpuppets' sounds okay as a noun..."
- Combined with the above to create "Pull my finger"
- Also used to refer to "Looking over someone's stats" in MU* . As in: "Jesus + fingered you".
- All guitarists know the dangers of breaking a g-string while fingering a minor.
- C'mon; As a noun, it's a simple, everyday word describing in non-silly and non-vulgar language one of our most important body parts. As a verb, it means manual sex. And now, you're going to think of that the next time you hear the word.
- flabbergasted
- flaccid
- flagon
- flange
- flange lubricator
- flatus/flatulence
- flibbertigibbet
- floccinaucinihilipilification
- The longest nontechnical word in the English language. And it actually means nothing (sort of
).
- The longest nontechnical word in the English language. And it actually means nothing (sort of
- flop
- floss
- flotilla
- flounce
- fluffy
- foibles
- flugelhorn
- follicle
- foist
- foofaraw
- fork
- Frankenstein
- frick
- fucitol
- fuckboy
- fugue
- fulcrum
- fungus
- funny
- fustilarian
- ganja
- gargle
- gargoyle
- Gargamel
- gasoline
- gazebo
- Even funnier if pronounced "gaze beau"
- gazumping
- genuflect
- Giant Robot
- giblets
- (appropriately) giggle
- gimbal
- gimp
- glockenspiel
- GLOMP!
- Glopsnerch
- gnome
- goblin
- goggle (including Professor McGoggle)
- Gonk
- Gongaga
- gonorrhea
- Gonzo
- Even funnier in the phrase gonzo journalism.
- goobwaah
- googol (math term for 10^100)
- giggol (math term for 10^^100)
- gaggol (math term for 10^^^100)
- geegol (math term for 10^^^^100)
- gormless
- gourd
- Gorn
- Glee
- Grapist
- gravel
- gremlin
- grimace
- grommet
- groupthink
- grout
- guano
- gumption
- gun
- guts
- half-baked
- harpies/herpes
- harpoon
- the Hawley-Smoot Tariff
- heave
- higgledy-piggledy
- highfalutin
- hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of overly long words)
- hoax
- hobnob
- hogwash
- hobo, or indeed, hoboes.
- hoi polloi
- hoity-toity
- Homo erectus
- Guess what? A famous gay bar in Brussels is named like this. They had it coming.
- hornswoggled
- Horribifuckus
- Hottentot
- Hufflepuff
- Huggbees
- humbug
- hurdy-gurdy
- idiot (Pronounced IYYYY-DYOT)
- iguana
- IMBECILE!
- imbroglio
- imposter
- inexplicably (this one gets bonus points for both sounding funny and having an implicitly hilarious definition)
- inflatable
- innuendo (it's an example of itself)
- ipecac (it becomes a Tongue Twister if you say it too many times)
- iridocyclitis
- jackalope
- jalopy
- Jam (A favorite word of Eddie Izzard)
- Jarate
- jetsam
- jet sparrow
- jettison
- Jew
- jibblie
- jigaboo (a racial slur similar in severity to "nigger", but it sounds like something out of a children's book)
- jimmies
- jingo (including Jingo)
- jingoism
- jockstrap
- John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
- joint
- jousting
- kakistocracy (government where the least qualified people are in charge)
- Kalgan
- Kaputnik. (Actually "Sputnik" itself sounds sort of funny.)
- kerfuffle
- Khoikhoi
- kickboxing
- kidney
- Klopman, as in the Klopman Diamond
, which, as one beautiful lady found out to her dismay, comes with a terrible curse. (Used as a Running Gag on Garfield and Friends).
- knees
- kneebone
- knickers
- Knickerbockers
- knobby knees
- knock on (the rugby league term for a fumble)
- Knuckles (& Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles)...
- Krankor
- Krebs Cycle
- Kromer
- lagomorph
- lacquer, and by extention, lacquer thinner
- lallation (Ironically, it describes the inability to make the "L" sound. How cruel!)
- lamp
- lepton
- lesbian (Go on, try it—preferably loudly. LESBIAN!)
- As in one Boston Legal episode, where Alan gets an entire conference room to chorus "LESBIAN!" just to annoy Brad.
- What's funny about that? Wasn't Danny Thomas one?
- I'm in lesbians with you.
- lickety-split
- liginamite
- lingum (A copper necklace worn by Mesopotamian priests, in the shape of a dong.)
- Linoleum
- And linolenic acid.
- little sister
- LOL, appropriately given what it means.
- Similarly, ROFL and ROFLMAO when pronounced as actual words.
- WTF? OMG!!!
- OMGWTFBBQ!
- ROFLMAO-TSE-TUNG
- "My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi..."
- Similarly, ROFL and ROFLMAO when pronounced as actual words.
- longitudinal
- loquacious
- lozenge
- luggage
- It's what you lug.
- lurgy
- macho
- macropterous (thank you Penny Arcade!)
- magma
- mahoosive
- malaise
- mammogram
- manly, or man- as a prefix (as in man-reaction)
- Mahogany.
- But not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the trees of planet Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!
- ...Mahogany.
- But not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the trees of planet Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!
- Mansquito
- Marijuana
- masterpiece
- masticate
- matriculate
- mauve
- McMansion
- measles
- measly
- Meeple
- megalomaniac
- Menards
- Meow
.
- Mesopotamian
- Midget.
- millinillion (that's 103003)
- Mohorovicic discontinuity
- minimum
- On top of being a fun word to say, if you type it on your keyboard your fingers do a little dance!
- mischief
- mob
- moist
- monocle
- monopoly
- monster
- monstrosity ( usually when used to describe an object )
- moogle
- moist
- mop
- moron
- The fundamental particle of stupidity, much like the photon is for light and the electron is for charge. Well, that's what it sounds like, anyway.
- mrifk
- mugwump
- mukluk
- Murloc
- mushroom
- muumuu
- mycelium (my celium!)
- nabob
- nadir
- naphtha
- Narm. Seriously, try saying that with the most serious expression on your face. You will (most likely) fail.
- Neanderthal
- Nerf
- niblets
- Niggardly, which means to be miserly or reluctant to spend money. Why, what did you think it meant?
- nimbus
- nincompoop
- nipple
- nodule
- noggle
- noisome, which means smelly.
- nonce
- n00b
- noodle
- nosegay
- nostril
- nubbin
- Nude, either with or without the diphthong
- nudibranch
- nugget
- numpty
- nun
- nunchuck
- oaf
- oakum
- object
- oblong
- obstreperous
- Ogopogo, which is even more fun because it's a palindrome.
- The exclamation "Oi"
- ogre
- ointment
- okay
- onomatopoeia
- onomatopoeic
- orb
- orifice
- organs
- oscillate
- osteoporosis
- oust
- Palutena (actually a misromanzation of "Parthena", but has since become the official English spelling of her name)
- pamprodactyly
- pancreas
- As aptly demonstrated by the Beach Boys pastiche "Pancreas" on Weird Al Yankovic's 2006 CD Straight Outta Lynwood.
- "Ow, my pancreas!"
- pants
- Especially when used as an adjective (e.g. "The film was utterly pants from start to finish.").
- Nice pants.
- And on that subject, Monkey Pants.
- "Some would say 'in my pocket'. I choose to say 'in my pants'.
- Depantsing
- Especially when the grass feels like them.
- pantaloons
- panties (Anatomy of a Murder even lampshades this)
- pantyhose
- paradiddle (a drum pattern)
- parallelogram
- "parallelepiped" is probably funnier still.
- parapet
- parcheesi
- peacock
- pianist
- peent (the name for the call
of the American woodcock, referenced further up on this page)
- peewee
- peggies
- pegs
- penis ("HAHA, PENIS"
)
- peon
- persnickety
- Pfargtl
- pettyfogger
- Larsen E. Pettifogger, shady, unscrupulous attorney from The Wizard of Id
- ''Lincoln:
Abraham Lincoln: Blood's been spilled to afford us this moment now! Now! Now! And you grouse so and heckle and dodge about like pettifogging Tammany Hall hucksters! - phalange
- philatelist
- philtrum (It's that little groove in the middle of your upper lip, just under your nose.)
- phlegm
- phthisis
- piano
- Pianist, due to it sounding like 'penis'.
- piblokto
- pigdog
- Pikachu
- Often used by Chelsea Handler on her show as a reference to a woman's private parts, thus ensuring that nobody aware of this will watch Pokémon: The Series in quite the same way ever again (although she spells it "Peekachoo").
- pillock
- pimp - There's just something about the short I + M + double P that gets me. A high school friend would once torture me to distraction by saying "pimpin' pope" and sending me into paroxysms of laughter.
- pipsqueak
- piscene
- plenum
- plinth
- pneumatic
- Plumbum, the Latin word for lead.
- plump
- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Monty Python's Flying Circus made the mistake of abbreviating this 45-letter word to "pneumonoconiosis," but its definition of this as "a disease miners get" is priceless)
- pogo
- poke (Stop Poking Me!!!!)
- polygon
- polyp
- Not if you have to get one removed (or worse yet, if it can't be removed)...
- polymascotfoamalate
- Feed it to the babies!
- ponce
- Pond.
- poop
- pootis
- Pope
- Popemobile
- Papalmover!
- ANYTHING-mobile is pretty funny, actually
- Popemobile
- popery (rarely used, but incredibly funny)
- Papist is kind of a funny word too, if still kind of offensive. Come on. Say it.
- porn
- pororoca
- power cycle
- pox
- Praseodymium
- prawn
- preposterous
- pronk (evidence
)
- punch
- puppet
- purple
- Qrrbrbirlbel
- quark (the particle is named after one of the many made-up words in Finnegans Wake)
- queef
- Especially when you take into account supersymmetry, in which the particle's hypothetical counterpart is just that particle's name with an s at the beginning. Squark, sneutrino...
- quid
- RAM CROTCH!!!!
- ratio
- Ravioli
- Recidivist
- repugnant
- Rhombus or rhomboid (what makes it funny is the Rh factor!)
- No idea, dude, but’s it’s a cool sounding word. Rhombus~
- Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.
- riboflavin
- Ridiculous!
- robber
- rubber robber
- rubber dinghy
- Hell, both "rubber" and "dinghy" are just as funny separately.
- rubbish
- rucksack
- ruckus
- rump
- Rumplestiltskin
- rumpus room
- sackbut (a musical instrument similar to the trombone)
- sacroiliac
- salty
- sandblasted
- sassafras
- savvy
- scabies
- scapula
- schist (as in Manhattan schist)
- schooner
- schwa
- scoliosis
- scrobbles
- scrotum (not that inherently amusing, but when abbreviated to the first syllable only...)
- scrote (a British insult based on the above)
- Seamen
- sebaceous
- sebum, "the dirtiest non-dirty word there is"
- sextant
- shagpile
- sheeple - See "meeple," above.
- sneople - "snake people"... not to be mistaken for sneeple "snail people"
- shenanigans
- shimmying
- shipoopi
- Showaddywaddy
- shrubbery
- shuttlecock (the thing you use in Badminton)
- skinnamarink
- sleaze
- Slippage
- Slorddly
- smegma
- Also ideal as a futuristic curse word. "Oh, smeg", "what the smeg", "smegging hell", etc.
- smite
- smock
- snield
- snugglebunnies
- sorority
- spackling (I don't know what it means, but it's funny.)
- spatula
- Spazer
- spelunk (as Calvin demonstrates, it makes a good onomatopoeia for throwing a rock into a body of water)
- Spelunky
- spelunker
- sphincter ("Asphinctersayswhat?")
- splanchnic
- Splee
- spleen
- "My spleen!"
- AAUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! MY SPLEEEEN!!!
- "The liver!" "The heart!" "THE SPLEEN!!"
- "My squeedlyspooch!"
- It's doubly funny when used in the phrase "venting one's spleen", which sounds like something really gross.
- splendid
- spondonacles
- spooge
- spoon
- spork
- sporf - a combination of spoon, fork and knife
- sporran
- spunk
- SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!!
- squalid
- Squee
- squeegee
- squick
- squirm
- squishy
- stagflation
- steeple
- Sternum
- Sticklebricks
- They make a fabulous backscratcher too!
- stickler
- strangelets
- Strontium
- succ
- sulphuretted
- sundry
- super
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- supercilious (not to be confused with "super silly", it means "smugly superior")
- sus
- swag
- swaggering (as an adjective)
- SWORD VAN
- swood
- syllogism
- syphilis
- syzygy
- tango
- tankie
- tarnation
- teepee
- teeth
- telephony
- tertiary
- thagomizer: the spikes on a stegosaurus' tail. Even funnier if you know the origin.note
- thingamajig
- think tank
- thrice
- thwart and all variations (thwarted, thwarting, etc.)
- Tiddlywinks, a game in which you use a squidger to squop your opponent's winks.
- titillate
- tittle (the dot at the top of a lowercase I or J)
- titular
- toaster (especially if it shoots Projectile Toast)
- Torgo
- toggle. For example: toggle the "Toggle Toggles" toggle to toggle the toggling of toggles on or off.
- toilet, when it means the act of grooming oneself, as in "completing one's toilet".
- trampoline
- treasure
- tree
- tresh
- triangular (but only when pronounced with a broad "a")
- trilby
- Troll
- trope (if you've been hanging out here long enough)
- trousers
- trundle
- truss
- tube
- tubercle
- tumescence
- turban
- turgid
- turgidity
- tusks
- tutee (someone being taught by a tutor)
- tutu
- twee
- udder
- ugly
- ukulele
- The common pronunciation [/ˌjuːkəˈleɪli/]/(YOO-kə-LAY-lee) or the "correct" [ˈʔukuˈlɛlɛ]/(OO-koo-LEH-leh)
- ululate
- underpants
- Ken Keeler, one of the head writers of Futurama, declared that the word underpants is 20% funnier than the word underwear.
- Perhaps this is due to the fact that the term "pants" is also quite funny.
- ungulate ("a hoofed mammal", though it would make a darn fine verb as well)
- unguent
- Unitard
- unununium
- Uranus
- Urectum
- uricotelic
(because it sounds bit like 'eureka'.)
- urinal
- urinal cakes are also much more hilarious than just regular cakes
- you-RINE-ull.
- uvula (the funny-looking thing that dangles at the back of the mouth)
- varlet
- vestigial
- vegetable (Cite: Edmund Blackadder declaring himself to be "the Black...Vegetable", the name "Land of Vegetables". QED.)
- Volcanicityyyyyyyy. Of course, it's a known fact that Matt Berry can make anything sound funny. Including the word "customer".
- voluptuous
- vulva
- wacky
- wad
- waddle
- Or even Chris Waddle
- WADDLES!
- Waddle Dee!
- wagon
- Wankel rotary engine
- wax
- wazir
- WcDonald's
- weenie
- welshp
- wenus
- whaargarbl
- wharf
- whirligig
- whatchamacallit
- widdershins (an old-fashioned Scottish word meaning "counter-clockwise")
- Widdly Scuds?
- wiener
- wiggle
- Wii
- willy-nilly
- Wrinklefucker
- wizard
- Womp Rat
- Woobie
- wood
- Woolly
- Woppie
- Woy Woy
- Wumpus
- Wuzzle
- Yell
- Yippee!
- Yoctosecond
- youngling
- Yoylecake
- yurt
- ziggurat
- zaftig
- zamboni
- Almost sounds like a Russian Bond villain, doesn't it? "You'll never get away with this, Zamboni!"
- "Hahahaha... you're ... you're about to be killed by a Zamboni!"
- Zomboni
- zetta
- zoo
- zwitterion
- Anything made up by Spike Milligan (The Goon Show, for example, got a lot of mileage from "Ying tong iddle i po".)
- Inherently Funny Words can quickly derail a spelling bee:
- Say it with me: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!note
- Homaged and made funnier by The Nostalgia Critic's review of Batman and Robin. How bad was it? Only one word could describe it: "Iiiiiit's super-crap-a-fuck-a-rif-ic-ex-pi-al-a-bull-shit!"
- Most words ending in "-unge"
By language
Celtic languages
- Welsh:
- Newyddion
- Nodwedd
- Llandudno
- Aberdovey. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?
- Not to mention that "penguin", one of the funniest of them all, originally derives from Welsh.
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (punchline in a few films, like Barbarella). Here is how you pronounce it.
- Eisteddfod
- Ystradgynlais (aka "why strangle us")
- It's said "Us-Truh-GUN-lice".
- Bangor
- Abbeycwmhir
- Popty-ping (colloquial term for "microwave").
- Literally translates as "ping bakery" which makes it even funnier.
- Pili-pala (butterfly)
- Rhiannon, a figure of Welsh mythology; Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac discovered the name in a novel about a woman named Branwen possessed by another woman named Rhiannon. After writing the song, Nicks was later surprised to discover that the lyrics also applied to the legendary figure, and did further research on the Mabinogion story, unsure if further Rhiannon works would become a movie, musical, cartoon, or a ballet.
- Sboncen (squash)
- Sbigoglys (spinach)
- Nantycaws, a place name from Carmarthenshire meaning "stream of cheese".
- Pump, which means "five" and is pronounced "pimp".
- Igam-ogam (zigzag)
- The English word "whirlygig" is funny in itself, and in Welsh it becomes the equally amusing "chwyrligwgan".
- Irish:
- Scoite
- Shillelagh.
- Scíth, pronounced "shkee", means "wings".
- Fuch means "wasp". Irish pronounces 'ch' like a spitting 'kh sound', so it sounds like "fuck".
- A lot of words become this if you forget the fada (á,é,í,ó,ú) since féar (grass) turns into fear (man). Or a sweet cake becomes a poop cake.
- Scottish
- Cludgie (toilet)
- Haggis
- Hogmanay (Slang for "New Years Eve)
- Wee (small)
- Neap (turnip, slang for idiot)
- Bahookie (A person's backside)
- Och (Oh)
- Tattie (Potato)
- And a great number of English words spoken in the native accent (Aboot, Oot, Canne, Dinnae, etc.)
Yiddish
- Anything in Yiddish, or sounding like Yiddish, even (Note that about half of the examples are either Hebrew and German words, or very close to them. Yiddish practically mishes the rediculoucy of those two languages and takes it up to eleven):
- Alter Kocker
- blech (a metal sheet you place on your heated stove to keep food warm, especially during Shabbos)
- bupkis (might sound like a Foreign Cuss Word, though it literally means "beans," and sometimes can mean "nothing/worthless")
- cockamamie
- —dik, a common suffix which turns certain words into humorous ones. It's the Yiddish version of the German —dig, and it means "of a kind". For instance, food that is Kosher for Passover is pesachdik, which sounds filthy when you say it.
- ferkokter
- fershlugginer
- hoohah,
- veeblefetzer
- ganef
- gefilte fish
- gevalt
- kabosh
- kreplach
- kvetch
- matsess
- meshuggenah
- paskudnyik
- nogoodnik
- plotz
- putz
- schlemiel
- schlemazel
- schlepp
- schlong
- schmaltz
- schmegege
- schmuck
- Which just happens to literally mean "penis". Now You Know. Then again, that meaning probably just makes it funnier.
- That's how it evolved to its present meaning: "Oh, you think you're so big? Big shmig! You're just a little shmuck."
- schnook
- schnorrer: A mooching beggar, the equivalent of J. Wellington Wimpy approaching Popeye and saying "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", or pretend to treat a guest with "Two hamburgers; I'm buying, he's paying", or "Let's have a duck dinner... you bring the ducks."
- In Animal Crackers featuring Groucho as Captain Spaulding:
Chorus: Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer,
Capt. Spaulding: Did someone call me schnorrer?
Chorus: Hooray, hooray, hooray!- schvitz
- shmooze
- shpilkis
- tuchus
- tummler
- verklempt
- vershpuket
- The classic and incredibly useful "Oy vey!"
- The word "Yiddish" itself.
- The Word, Schmord! trope makes things funnier.
other Germanic languages
- Afrikaans:
- Aardvark- literally "earth pig"
- (my personal favorite) Free Sample = Gratis Monster (Gratis pronounced Hratis)
- Hell, "Afrikaans" itself is pretty funny.
- Trying listening to someone with an Afrikaans accent speak English. They sound like some sort of mutant who bounces between Australia, the UK, and some alternate dimension on business regularly.
- For other examples, see the entire of the film District 9.
- For a further, greater example, see Lethal Weapon: "But... You're blick!"
- Klipspringer
- Dutch:
- tentoonstelling
- hottentottententententoonstelling
- sokken
- pannekoek
- augurk
- daarna
- zeehond
- varken
- kakkerlak
- telefoon
- nieuw
- kinnesinne
- fietsverhuurbedrijf
- potverdekke
- geel
- ijsvrij
- knoeien
- meisje
- mergel
- schrikkeljaar
- sinaasappelsap
- spiegel
- tachtig
- winkel
- tentoonstelling
- German:
- Achtung
- !
- !!!
- Gesundheit!
- Arschgeige
- Dummkopf
- fuchsteufelswild
- Lederhosen
- funny word for a funny garment
- Flammenwerfer
- Gedankenexperiment
- Pritschenwagen ("pickup truck", which is pretty funny itself)
- Wolpertinger, a mythical creature that is itself meant to be frightening but, seeing as it's a bunny rabbit with large antlers, ends up as adorable
- Kaninchen. In other words, a li'l fluffy bunneh!
- Karnickel, a regional term for the same li'l bunneh! (But it is better because it has more k's!)
- Gegenüber
- Kampfflugzeug
- Kartoffelsalat (potato salad)
- Kofferraumdeckel
- Kugelschlepper
- Mannschaft (which is simply the word for "team" but sounds dirty)
- "Ich spiele gern mit meiner Mannschaft, jeden Tag."
- Schwanz ("tail"; in slang it can mean what you think Mannschaft means)
- Ochsenschwanzsuppe (ox tail soup, but considering what the word above can mean...)
- Schnurrbart
- Dick (it means "thick" in the measurement-and-body-shape-senses)
- Schlange ("snake")
- And a rattlesnake is a Klapperschlange! Which actually means basically the same thing, but is funnier.
- Siebenfacher Sonnenkreis (OK, so it's two words, but this phrase from The Magic Flute never fails to crack me up)
- Spinnenfinger ("spider fingers", unattactively long (often cold) fingers, that look like spiderlegs; especially funny if spoken in a Hessian dialect)
- Ausfahrt (highway exit)
- Gegengegangen
- Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. Longest-published word in the language,
at 79~80 letters (nowadays, it would be written with a triple F).
- FFF
- Ananas (pineapple, not bananas)
- Schaufensterpuppen
- Schmetterling (Butterfly. Interestingly, "schmettern" means to strike hard/violently)
- Schnauzer
- Schwippschwager (The brother in law of your brother or sister in law)
- Und (and), if said in the right way.
- Wienerschnitzel
- Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung ("speed limit")
- Pferdefedern (literally, "horse feathers")
- Dirndl
- packen
- kaputt (which has been loaned to English)
- Mumpitz (which means something along the line of "balderdash")
- Ach!
- Vergnügt (pronounced "fair-gnyct." go ahead, try and say it without giggling.)
- Dudelsack, pronounced "doodle-zock". It means "bagpipe".
- Schmaltz
- Büstenhalter
- Pfannkuchen
- Haasenpfeffer
- rumspringen
- Oddly enough, schadenfreude. It means receiving pleasure at the pain of others.
- Fünf
- Walpurgisnacht
- Schnupfen
- Besteckschublade
- vollgepfropft ("choked up")
- Spargel (Asparagus) (Pronounced "schpargel")
- Schweinehund
- Hauptbahnhof
- jodeln ("to yodel" — remember that J is pronounced as Y)
- Eichhörnchen (squirrel. This word is very hard to pronounce correctly if German isn't your first language. Try to say it several times in a row and not laugh.)
- Even funnier is the infamous "Oachkatzlschwoaf" (squirrel's tail) from many Bavarian dialects. If you plan a trip to Bavaria, be prepared to pronounce the word correctly, or else you'll be dismissed with an angry "Saubreißn".
- Fagott (bassoon — the accent goes on the second syllable)
- Fagott?! Mein Gott!
- Zweitterion, a type of organic molecule.
- Kartofflewaffle
- Klappspaten
- Kürbiskernsuppe
- Großen (especially if preceded by the word "mit")
- Backpfeifengesicht
- hirnamputiert
- Arsch mit Ohren
- Vollpfosten
- Qualle
- Meerschweinchen (guinea pig)
- Munitionschlepper (ammunition carrier). And yes, it schleps munitions.
- Achtung
- Swedish
- Basically, anything at IKEA. One particular example, appleflarn, an oat cookie with apple pieces baked in.
- Another one is Malm. You can't say it without lapsing into meditation speak. Mallllllmmmmmmm
- 'Fart' means 'speed', as in 'velocity'. There are roadsigns in Sweden with words such as 'Infart', 'Utfart', 'Påfart' and 'Avfart'. In = In. Ut = Out. På = On. Av = Off. Also, 'Cruise control' is 'Fartkontroll'.
- sex ("sex", but also "six")
- slut ("end"; pronounced "sloot")
- Rymdkapsel (space capsule)
- sjuksköterska (nurse)
- Norwegian
- besudle
- blaut
- blingse
- brakkvann
- brennkvikk
- brorpart
- brudulje
- byks
- dirre
- dog
- dolk
- doning
- dumrian
- dustemikkel
- dy
- dyd
- elendig
- endelikt
- eplekjekk
- fandenivoldsk
- fiffig
- fjompenisse
- fleis
- flintskalla
- flust
- forkvakle
- fusentast
- harnisk
- hendelig
- henslengt
- herpe
- hes
- hjå
- hytte
- inkurie
- innertier
- jypling
- kaputt
- kimse
- klossmajor
- knagg
- knyst
- kurant
- kustus
- kverke
- latsabb
- lende
- ljå
- manko
- måfå
- neppe
- nusselig
- nyss
- ordelag
- outrert
- pinadø
- pladask
- programforplikta
- propert
- putevar
- radbrekke
- rotekopp
- ræl
- røkla
- saldo
- salig
- samt
- skeis
- skorte
- skvip
- skvulp
- slask
- slurv
- slåbrok
- spleise
- sporenstreks
- spurv
- sumlebukk
- tafatt
- tekke
- traktat
- traktere
- tufte
- tvert
- tyn
- tyst
- vanke
- vederstyggelig
- vonbroten
- vralte
- vranghals
- vræl
- vrøvl
- ydmyk
- åtgaum
Italic languages
- Latin:
- The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
- The Asterix comics went to town with this — every time they showed a drunk Roman, they'd use all three pronouns for his hiccups.
- Not to mention, the verb 'facio'. (And to go with imperatives- 'Dic me! Dic me!' It ought to have some indicators for long vowels, but not in our textbook...)
- ambulabamus ("We were walking")
- In fact, any verb ending in -bimus, -bamus, -bimini or -bamini is funny.
- desideraverant ("They had desired")
- plumbum (lead)
- Mutunus Tutunus
, a phallic marriage deity.
- superbum (superb)
- ignis fatuus
- duodequinquaginta - "forty-eight". Math hatred probably started with this word.
- The word for "no one" is "Nemo". The accusative form is "Neminem".
- The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
- French:
- agrafeuse, the lovely word for stapler
- affiche, or "poster" used in the same way with a French accent
- Beau tchoc (means "pretty bird" in Cajun French)
- bibliothèque (library)
- calculatrice
- caoutchouc, especially in the song Ça Plane Pour Moi
- chouchou (teacher's pet)
- concombre, or cucumber
- ennui
- escargot (snail)
- harpe, and since the h is silent, it makes someone saying sound as if they are trying some strange seal bark. Try continually saying "arp arp arp arp" with a French accent and not laugh.
- hockey, especially when "au" is used before it.
- feuille (Means leaf and is pronounced like an "f" with the "oo" from "good" combined with a "y" sound").
- Actually, any word with an "euille" sound is funny. �il, �illeton, feuille, fauteuil...
- fromage (cheese)
- le fromage est mort parce que le chat est dans l'aspirateur or: the cheese is dead because the cat is in the vacuum cleaner.
- "Omelette du Fromage."
- grenouille (frog)
- ménage
- merde, even better because it means poop (as well as made famous by Monty Python).
- Nimportequi
- pamplemousse (used as a running gag in the webcomic Bob the Angry Flower)
- Used incorrectly, nonetheless; "pamplemousse" actually means "grapefruit".
- There's even a band that derives it's name from this word, though they change the spelling to Pomplamoose.
- phoque, pronounced like a certain English F word (elementary school French class was never the same when they came up with that silly zoo program where you clicked on the animals, and all you could hear was "phoque", "phoque"...)
- poisson (fish), especially because of its closeness in spelling to "poison" (the French word for which is spelled identically to the English—and, yes, the pun is exploited in French editions of Asterix)
- "Who poisoned the poisson?"
- poubelle
- plus belle qu'une poubelle
- quinze
- raplapla, meaning tired
- "Ratatouille". It's a stew right? Why do they call it that? If you're going to name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious! Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". "Rat patootie"!
- rikiki (which translates into English as "puny", itself a funny word)
- roploplo, usually used as plural, roploplos
- Tractopelle (backhoe)
- vraisemblablement
- If it were not a racist slur against people of North African descent, the word "bougnoule" could easily qualify.
- Spanish:
- chimichanga (a Mexican dish)
- chicharrón (fried pork rinds)
- hablaba (I/he/she/it spoke)
- trabajaba (I/he/she/it worked)
- And by association, trabajábamos (we worked)
- Any past imperfect conjugation of any verb ending in -ar really...
- jugaba (I/he/she/it played)
- Except the irregulars
- mundo (world)
- Me Puse (I have) When you pronounce it correctly, it sounds like a cat.
- mofongo (a Puerto Rican dish)
- bufanda (scarf)
- jipijapa (Panama hat)
- galimatías (gobbledygook)
- Perú, emú, cebú, anticucho (according to the -oo phonetics)
- Ñandú. Seriously, try to say it with a straight face.
- ñoño
- otorrinolaringólogo
- todopoderoso
- vehementemente
- marmota (groundhog)
- panza (belly)
- salchichas (sausages)
- By extension, most words with the suffix "-ito" and "-ita" as a diminutive ("pancita")
- Not to mention you can repeat the diminutive as many times as you like for emphasis, thus something extremely small could be ''chiquitititititito" or "chiquitiquitiquitico"
- pie (foot) (pronounced PEE-eh)
- sacapuntas (pencil sharpener)
- equipaje (baggage). Say it out loud.
- catorce (fourteen)
- yuxtaponer (to juxtapose) and all its conjugations: yuxtapusiste, yuxtapuesto, yuxtaponga...
- salto (leap)
- cacahuate (Mexican Spanish for peanut)
- marmita (cooking pot)
- limpiaparabrisas (windshield wipers)
- poner, pongo (to put, I put)
- And puse ("I put" in the past)!!! Meow, meow...
- pescado (fish)
- atún (tuna)
- pez globo (blowfish)
- facón (a sword carried by Argentinian cowboys)
- quizás (perhaps)... again, say it out loud.
- desafortunadamente (unfortunately)
- guacamolè (avocado-based dip)
- ñiquiñaque (trash/junk)
- pedigüeño (beggar)
- huachinango (red snapper)
- chancla (sandal)
- albóndigas (meatballs)
- Italian:
- squillante (trilling)
- Adverbs which are formed by adding the suffix "-mente" to present participles ending in "-ente". Particularly the word indipendentemente ("independently"). More so if you still haven't grasped its proper pronunciation.
- words ending in -otto: salsicciotto, bambolotto, orsacchiotto...
- words ending in -one: bombolone, provolone, polpettone...basically, most Italian word endings are inherently funny
- aiuola (flowerbed)
- arzigogolato (convoluted)
- sghiribizzo (whim)
- scarabocchio (scribble)
- pisello (pea, but also means "willie", as in penis)
- patata (potato, but also a nickname for a certain female part)
- pappa (pap, baby food)
- pupù (poop)
- rimbambito (senile)
- trottolino (lively child)
- marmotta (groundhog)
- culetto (little butt)
- dondolo (swing)
- cuculo (cuckoo)
- abbiocco (fit of drowsiness)
- abitabilità (habitability)
- cocomero (watermelon)
- bufala (female buffalo, but is also used to mean "hoax")
- patatrac (a crashing sound)
- chiappe (butt cheeks)
- stronzio (strontium, but it sounds almost identical to an Italian insult: stronzo, "turd". Everybody will giggle if you mention it)
- coccoloso (cuddly)
- acciaccatura (a musical ornament)
- Aglio e Olio (pronounced Ah-lee-oh-lee-oh-lee-oh)
- salsicciotto (small sausage)
- mozzarella (the famous type of cheese, but also sometimes used to mean... Well...)
- Romanian:
- The surname of Romanian singer (of Hungarian ethnicity) Daniela
◊ Gyorfi
◊ has similar pronunciation with Romanian words for "rag" and "hooker". Add some scandal over her past love affairs and cue twenty years of rough jokes on her sex life.
- The surname of Romanian singer (of Hungarian ethnicity) Daniela
Japanese
- desu - if you don't think it's funny, say it five times fast without giggling.
- kyuukyuusha (ambulance)
- shouboushaaa~ (fire engine)
- Chikatetsu (subway)
- koko/soko/asoko (here/there/over there)
- demo (but)
- eeto (erh...), n, and other stopgaps and fillers
- In particular, "ano...," meaning "that..." (or, isolated, "hmm...") is popular as well, sounds slightly dirty in English and IS dirty in Spanish and Italian note .
- moshimoshi (hello - specifically when you pick up the phone)
- haha (mother) and chichi (father)
- aso, because if you say it the right way...
- chin - while still a body part, it's not in the same region as the english one.
- Try below the belt. Actually, almost any euphemism for a penis is Japanese is hilarious. There's at least twelve.
- Nobuatsu Aoki.
- baka (largely thanks to Akane Tendo
)
- bukkake (the smart bomb of dirty words. First off, few people know what it is - those who don't go home and look it up..."AAAAAAAAAAGH!" It also has a totally clean alternate meaning as a style of noodle preparation. Plus, it's ridiculously fun to say). And it can also be easily confused with "Bokukko".
- Yoshi
- Oppai
- bonkura
- "Cake" is pronounced as "ke-ki", or, coincidentally, "KE KE KE KE".
- Itadakimasu (somewhat appropriately, sounds like "Eat a duck, we must")
- Sounds like something Sodom would say.
- Nani?! Standard for any moe-blob.
- Dango
- No da!/Na no da!
- Gyūnyu (cow milk)
- If you thought of Captain Ginyu, that's where his name comes from.
- Nemukunaru... (You are getting sleepy...)
- YOU try saying it over and over while you hold something that is swaying back and forth and not crack a smile.
- Saimin (Hypnosis)note
- Washi (how old men say "I" or "me"). Try saying it in an old man's voice.
- -tachi, a collectivizing suffix for all the various gender- and age- specific ways to say "I" (ore/boku/atashi/watashi/etc.), which can add a humorous nuance beyond the meaning of "we" ("Ore-tachi"="we [tough guys]...")
- The word "tomodachi" was originally made by applying the collectivizing "-tachi" to the word "tomo" (friend), but nowadays this word also means a single friend. How to make a noun which explicitly means "a group of friends"? Well, of course, add the same suffix once more: "tomodachitachi"!
- Seieki
.
- 若干 (jakkan), despite being more or less synonymous with ちょっと (chotto) or 少し (sukoshi), is considered more inherently funny.
- Atatakai - warmish
- Even more fun in past tense, "Atatakakatta"
- Uso. It means "Lie".
- Midori means green and is insanely fun to say (though not as much as tokidoki)
- Wagamama (selfishness)
- Hikikomori, but probably not funny if you know one or are one.
- Hito is 'person', while hitobito is 'people'.
- mimikaki
- Ninki (popular)
- Nonki (easy going. Trying it and the above in rapid succession.)
- Shishunki (puberty). Especially funny for Russian speakers when transliterated (using the Polivanov system
) as "сисюнки", which is dangerously close to the Russian word for "titties".
- konnichiwa
- shiitake (as in the mushrooms)
- Basically any by itself, especally "Pu" (see "Poo" above), and any other symbols ending in "U" (for the same reasons of he "oo" words).
- The sequence of numbers, 8-8-7-1 (hachi hachi nana ichi)
- Using the slightly less popular Japanese variation for "seven", the same sequence is "Hachi-Hachi-Shichi-Ichi.
- geso (squid tentacles for eating)note
- sumo (a funny name for a funny sport)
- Ninja
- Unputenpu (trusting something to chance). Fans of Kaiji will be familiar with this one.
- Kuuki versus Kukki: the first means "air," the second is the Japanese pronunciation of "cookie." You will get them mixed up.
- Similarly: chizu (map) vs. chiizu (cheese)
- Many Japanese Pokémon names qualify as this, with many of them being portmanteaus of existing words:
- Pikachu ("Pick a chew, any chew!")
- Fushigisou (Ivysaur)
- Shizarigā/Shizariger (Crawdaunt)
- Roobushin/Roopushin (Conkeldurr)
- Būbā/Boober (Magmar) and Booby (Magby)
- Heh Heh, "booby".
- Matadogasu (Weezing)
- Ragurāji (Swampert)
- Kekkingu (Slaking)
- Bosugodora/Bossgodora (Aggron)
- Mukuhōku (Staraptor)
- Rejigigasu (Regigigas; fun to say in English as well)
- Gigaiasu (Gigalith)
- Gamageroge (Seismitoad)
- Darumakka
- Hihidaruma (Darmanitan)
- Rankurusu (Reuniclus)
- Baibanira (Vanilluxe)
- Shikijika (Deerling)
- Mebukijika (Sawsbuck)
- Tamagetake (Foongus)
- Gigigiaru (Klinklang)
- Shibishirasu (Tynamo)
- Shibibīru (Eelektrik)
- Ononokusu (Haxorus)
- Genosekuto (Genesect)
- wakuwaku
- ojama
- mushi
- Even better for Germans, because "Muschi" (pronounced the same) means "pussy" (in both the cat and the... non-cat sense). I once had to translate a threat along the lines of "from what stone did you crawl, worm" - growled in the best Yakuza voice the teacher could manage, of course - and the moment he said "mushi", there was no holding back.
- Mushishi
- Sata Andagi!
- okonomiyaki
- sai (rhinoceros)
- i (stomach. Yes, that's only one letter in romaji)
- Tokyo and Kyoto, especially if close together. ("Tokyo and Kyoto" itself can be pretty funny in Japanese - the Japanese word for "and" is "to". Also, formally Tokyo is referred to as "Tokyo-to", meaning "Tokyo, the capital")
- The Japanese の ("no" to an English speaker and a Spanish speaker) and the English and Spanish "no" (の to a Japanese speaker) can cause hilarious misunderstandings. "Tokyo? No. Kyoto.", in English, and "Tokyo no Kyoto", in Japanese, mean very different things even though they are pronounced in almost the exact same way.
- otokonoko (young man)
- kabuki
- Gojira
- Which is also a Name to run away from really fast.
- And a pretty cool French stoner band.
- Bangohan. (dinner)
- kuso. (shit)
- Yamete! (Stop it!)
- Wani (crocodile/alligator)
- Yopparatta (drunk)
Other Languages
- Aboriginal Australian languages:
- kookaburra
- Woop Woop. Yes, it's a place.
- kangaroo
- wallaby
- Toowoomba
- Woomera
- Although what went on in the place of the same name is considerably
less funny
.
- Although what went on in the place of the same name is considerably
- Coonamble
- Wagga Wagga
- Goondiwindi
- didgeridoo
- Wollongong
- Wombat
- Bundanoon
- Tubbarubba
- Arabic:
- dhimmi ("people of the book", the term used in the Abbasid Caliphate to refer to followers of other Abrahamic religions)
- haboob ("blasting/drifting", a type of intense dust storm)
- Armenian:
- apoosh (meaning fool)
- chezarmanak (meaning "don't be suprised")
- duduk
- saganakagoyn (brown)
- Germanatsi (A German person; the suffix "atsi" stands for "person of X national origin", but happens to rhyme with "Nazi")
- khakhogh (meaning "grape"; known for being one of the most unpronounceable words for beginners)
- Farsi
- Barf, meaning snow. What's funnier is that there is a laundry detergent in Iran and surrounding countries called Barf as well after the Farsi word, resulting in chuckles from English-speakers.
- Finnish:
- saippuakuppinippukauppias (the world's longest single-word palindrome, 'meaning' "soap cup bunch merchant")
- Kalevala
- höpö-höpö! (meaning "nonsense!")
- lämpimämpi (meaning "warmer")
- saarikaari (meaning "arch of islands")
- hihhuli (meaning "fanatic" and also the only Finnish word with a geminate "h")
- perkele (at least for non-native speakers who happen across Scandinavia and the World)
- Greek:
- The bouzouki is a stringed musical instrument related to the lute and the mandolin; not to be confused with a bazooka.
- Gyros [pronounced hee-ros in Greek]: Beef and/or lamb, served on pita bread
- Souvlaki, the Greek equivalent of shish kebab
- Spanakopita
- Tzatziki sauce
- Hindi:
- "कबूतर" (kabootar), which just means pigeon.
- "बर्फ" (barph), pronounced similar to barf. Can be translated as "snow" or "ice".
- "चीनी" (cheenee), means sugar.
- Hungarian:
- féltégla
- goulash
- paprika
- sajt
- hó (it means snow)
- rengeteg
- The surname Nemeth means "German" in Hungarian. Quarterback and Super Bowl III MVP Joe Namath's grandfather Anglicized his surname from Nemeth.
- Dolph Ziggler [Nicholas Nemeth]
- Gömböc
- Korean
- bibimbap (rice, vegetables, egg, chili paste, and sometimes meat mixed in a hot bowl)
- bulgogi: thin, marinated slices of beef or pork than can be grilled or fried
- hakmun/hangmun (One means "schoolwork" the other means "anus." Due to quirks of Korean pronunciation they end up sounding identical.)
- hojumeoni (pocket, sounds like "Hold you(r) money.")
- oksusu (corn)
- uyu (cow's milk, from the same Chinese root as Japanese "gyūnyu" listed above)
- Polish:
- fart ((good) luck)
- pies (dog, mostly funny due to the false friend)
- pierogi
- potrzebie
- kielbasa
- kubełek (a small bucket, pronounced koo-BEH-wek)
- Russian
- балала́йка (pronounced bah-lah-lay-kuh), a stringed instrument with a triangular-shaped body
- бутерброд (sandwich) pronounced "booterbrod". Comes from the German word "Butterbrot" (Butter bread, aka Bread with Butter)
- глупый (stupid) pronounced "gloopyi"
- Phobos-Grunt
(Фобос-Грунт), where "Grunt" is pronounced "groont".
- гофрированный (like, wrinkly metal. Damn, it got funnier) pronounced "gophrirovannyi"
- грымза (old hag, borrowed from Polish) pronounced "gryimza".
- кукуруза, pronounced "koo-koo-roo-za," emphasis on the "roo." It means "corn," and sounds a lot like "кукурику," (koo-koo-ree-koo), the Russian name for the cry of the animal who probably eats кукуруза, the rooster.
- бричка (chaise, again borrowed from Polish), pronounced "breechka".
- Turkish:
- Bashi-Bazouk
- Along with the rest of Captain Haddock's vocabulary. Captain Archibald Haddock, to give his full name...
- Ali Baba
- babaganoush
- sesame
- baklava
- Shish kebab
- sherbet
- yogurt
- Constantinople
- Istanbul
- elele
- Fark etmez (means, "It doesn't matter.")
- Bashi-Bazouk
- Hebrew
- 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she.
- ...and we are all together? "I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob..."
- dag note (fish)
- Dikduk (grammar)
- Bakbuk (bottle)
- Lama (why)
- Melafefon (cucumber) - funny in pretty much every language
- Tarnegol (rooster)
- Timtum (stupidity)
- Tookie (parrot)
- 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she.
- Chinese
- 菠萝, Bōluó (pineapple)
- 蘑菇鸡片, Mógūjīpìan (sautéed mushroom and chicken slices, better known by the anglicized bastardization "Moo Goo Gai Pan", which is admittedly much funnier)
- 那个, Nèigè ("that", also used liberally in speech akin to "like"). Yes, we know what it sounds like.
- Gong Hee Fot Choy (Cantonese pronunciation of 恭喜发财 Gōngxǐfācái, Chinese New Year greeting roughly meaning "happiness and wealth")
- Indonesian
- Kerbau (water buffalo), or its phonetic simplifying Kebo.
- Kuda (horse)
- Burung (literally means bird, but it can earn you a few chuckles as it is basically the equivalent to 'cock' in every way)
- The 'low' Javanese/Sundanese word manuk also applies.
- Dodol (a type of sticky sweets similar to toffee)
- Javanese-derived Peyang or Peyot (slanted/dented surface)
- Tinja (feces)
- And many more, exacerbated by the many and varied languages of Indonesia. Most often, an innocent-meaning word in one regional language can turn one-eighty in meaning in another.
- To name an language pair example: Javanese (spoken in Java) and Banjarese (spoken in South Kalimantan). Kaputing in Banjarese means 'death', while in Javanese (and Indonesian in general) it roughly means 'to the nipples'. Hancik in Javanese means 'footstool', in Banjarese it means 'to have sex'. You get the point.
- Marathi
- dabbawala (someone who delivers lunchboxes)