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T

• "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money:
  • Actual lyrics: "Listen honey, just like Ronnie sang"
  • Mondegreen: "Listen or you just might run inside"

• "Take Me to Church" by Hozier:
  • Actual lyrics: "I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies"
  • Mondegreen: "I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your light"
  • Actual lyrics: "Drain the whole sea"
  • Mondegreen: "Bring the horsie"

• "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin
  • Actual lyrics: "Turning and returning to some secret place inside"
  • Mondegreen: "Turning every turn in to some secret place inside"

• "Teachers" by Daft Punk
  • Actual lyrics: "Paul Johnson, DJ Funk, DJ Sneak, DJ Rush"
  • Mondegreen: "Paul Johnson, did you flunk? Did you sleep? Did you rush?"

• Teen Titans S 3 E 1 Deception
  • Actual dialogue: "Hey! What are you slug-faces looking at?"
  • Mondegreen: "Hey! What are you slut-faces looking at?"

• "Tell Her Tonight" by Franz Ferdinand:
  • Actual lyrics: "Gonna have to tell her tonight"
  • Mondegreen: "Can I have Nutella tonight?"
  • Another mondegreen: "Gonna have Nutella tonight"

• “Tenth Avenue Freeze Out” by Bruce Springsteen
  • Actual lyrics: “Tenth Avenue freeze out”
  • Mondegreen: “Dead devil in the freezer”

• “Thank You" by Dido
  • Actual lyrics: “And even if I could, it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall”
  • Mondegreen: “And even if I could, it'd all be grey / Put your picture on my wall"

• "The Heart Wants What It Wants" by Selena Gomez
  • Actual lyrics: "What the heart wants"
  • Mondegreen: "What the fuck, Juan!?" or "What the Farquaad"

• "This Love" by Maroon 5
  • Actual lyrics: "Her heart is breakin' in front of me"
  • Mondegreen: "Hip-hop is breakin' in front of me"

• "Thriller" by Michael Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes"
  • Mondegreen: "You start to freeze as something looks you right between the eyes"
  • Actual lyrics: "And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike"
  • Mondegreen: "And no one's gonna save you from the rhythm of the strike"

• "Throw it All Away" from Sonic Adventure 2
  • Actual lyrics: "Head straight for your goal by any means"
  • Mondegreen: "Go straight for your blowhard kidneys"

• "Timber" by Pitbull (ft. Kesha):
  • Actual lyric: "This biggety boy's a diggety dog"
  • Mondegreen: "This spigot, it pours a dick-eating dog"
  • Actual lyric: "Swing your partner round and round"
  • Mondegreen: "Swing your butt around and round"
  • Actual lyrics: "End of the night it's going down"
  • Mondegreen: "Into the night it's going down"
  • Another mondegreen: "Ten-tendonitis going down"
  • Actual lyric: "One more shot, another round"
  • Mondegreen: "One Moe shot another ram"

• "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
  • Actual Lyrics: "Hold me closer tiny dancer"
  • Mondegreen: "Hold me Closer Tony Danza"
  • Actual lyrics: "Lay me down in sheets of linen"
  • Mondegreen: "Lay me down in sheets of Lennon"

• "To Be With You" by Mr. Big
  • Actual lyrics: "Waited on a line of greens and blues"
  • Mondegreen: "Blame it on a line of dreams and blues"

• "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
  • Actual lyrics: "Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart."
  • Mondegreen: "Nothing I can say, I'm just totally pissed as a fart."

• "Toxic" by Britney Spears
  • Actual lyrics: "You're toxic, I'm slippin' under"
  • Mondegreen: "Your toxic bum's stickin' out, yeah"

• "Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes
  • Actual lyrics: “ And any girl like you deserves a gentleman”
  • Mondegreen: “And any guy like you deserves a gentleman”

• "Truck-Drivin' Girl" from Phineas and Ferb
  • Actual lyrics: "She may be out for a lark, but she can't parallel park"
  • Mondegreen: "She may be out for a long, but she can tear it apart"

• "TRUSTFALL" by P!nk
  • Actual lyrics: "It's a trust fall, baby."
  • Mondegreen: "It's a trust fund baby.

• "Truth About You" by Mitchell Tenpenny
  • Actual lyrics: "If you quit telling lies about me, I won't tell the truth about you"
  • Mondegreen: "If you keep telling lies about me, I won't tell the truth about you"

• "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
  • Actual lyrics: "Pissing the night away..."
  • Mondegreen: "We'll sing the night away..."
  • Another Mondegreen: "Kissing the night away..."
  • Another Mondegreen: "Chasing the night away..."
  • Actual Lyric: "I get knocked down, then I get up again"
  • Mondegreen: "I get knocked down, like an elephant"
  • Another Mondegreen: "I get No Doubt, but I'm an opera fan"

• "Twisting by the Pool" by Dire Straits
  • Actual lyrics: "Twisting by the pool..."
  • Mondegreen: "Twisted like a fool..."

• Ty the Tasmanian Tiger:^*said by one of the koala children in Sheila's rescue missions
  • Actual dialogue: "Cheers, Ty!"
  • Mondegreen: "Jesus, Ty!"
  • Another Mondegreen: "Cheese and pie!"

• "The End Begins" by by Gerard K. Marino
  • Actual lyrics: "To Telos Arheezee Torah!"^translationThe End Begins Now!
  • Mondegreen: "Hold Devil's pot of tea, Mulan!"

U

• "Undefeatable" from Sonic Frontiers
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm what you get when the stars collide"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm what you get when the stars align"

V

• "Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles
  • Actual lyrics: "Video Killed The Radio Star"
  • Mondegreen: "Video Killed The Radio Store"

• "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay
  • Actual lyrics: "as the crowds would sing"
  • Mondegreen: "Mr. Krabs would sing"

W

• "Wait" by Wang Chung
  • Actual lyrics: "I can hardly wait"
  • Mondegreen: "Like an Army white"
  • Another mondegreen: "I can only wait"

• "Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There" from Persona 5
  • Actual lyrics: "Retort it"
  • Mondegreen: "Retarded"

• "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith
  • Actual lyrics: "Singing, hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care"
  • Mondegreen: "Singing, hey diddle diddle, put your kitty in the middle and swing it like you didn't care"

• "Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves
  • Actual lyrics: "And don't it feel good?!"
  • Mondegreen: "It's time to feel good!"

• "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" by Michael Jackson
  • Actual lyrics: "And the pain is thunder"
  • Mondegreen: "And my name is Thunder"
  • Actual lyrics: "HEE-HAW!"
  • Mondegreen: "FEVER!"
  • Actual lyrics: "To stop that child from cryin'"
  • Mondegreen: "To stop that doll from cryin'"
  • Actual lyrics: "Now baby's slowly dyin'"
  • Mondegreen: "My baby's slowly dyin'"

• “Wanted, Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi
  • Actual lyrics: “I walk these streets a loaded six string on my back”
  • Mondegreen “I walk these streets a loaded six gun on my back”
  • Actual lyrics: “I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve rocked them all”
  • Mondegreen “I’ve seen a million faces and I’ve robbed them all”

• Warcraft:
  • Actual line: "I'm a Guardian novitiate"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm the guardian of the shit"

• WarioWare:
  • "Mike's Song":
    • Actual lyrics: "Rock the mic! Rock the mic!"
    • Mondegreen: "Fuck you, Mike! Fuck you, Mike!"
  • "18 x 13":
    • Actual lyrics: "And if you beat me, I'll give you my games, too!"
    • Mondegreen: "And if you beat me, I'll give you migraines, too!"

• "Warsaw" by Joy Division:
  • Actual lyrics: "3-1-G"
  • Mondegreen: "Odbiło ci"^note Polish for "You've gone crazy" or "Are you crazy?"
  • Another mondegreen: "Wyłam drzwi"^note Polish for "Break down the door"

• “Wasting Time” by Collective Soul
  • Actual Lyrics: “So take your heart, just take your soul, just get yourself on outta here…”
  • Mondegreen: “So take your heart, just take your soul, just get your cell phone outta here…”

• "Water" by Tyla:
  • Actual lyrics: "Make me sweat, make me hotter, make me lose my breath, make me water"
  • Mondegreen: "Make me swear, make me harder, make me lose my bread, make me wider"

• "Way it Goes" by Hippo Campus:
  • Actual lyrics: "Wisconsin pines"
  • Mondegreen: "Wisconsin crimes"
  • Actual lyrics: "You put your records on"
  • Mondegreen: "You put your lettuce on"

• "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel:
  • Actual lyrics: "Trouble in the Suez"
  • Mondegreen: "Trouble in the sewers"
  • Actual lyrics: "Begin, Reagan, Palestine"
  • Mondegreen "Bacon, Reagan, Palestine"
  • Another mondegreen "Baker, Reagan, Palestine"
  • Another mondegreen "Bakin’, Ray gun, Palestine"
  • Actual lyrics: “Red China, Johnnie Ray”
  • Mondegreen: “Red China, Johnnie Wayne”
  • Actual lyric: “Panmunjom”
  • Mondegreen “Parmesan”
  • Actual lyric: “Children of Thalidomide”
  • Mondegreen: “Children of the little mind”
  • Actual lyric: “Heavy metal suicide”
  • Mondegreen “Elemental suicide”
  • Actual lyric: “Chubby Checker Psycho”
  • Mondegreen “Chubby Cyberpsycho”
  • Actual lyric: “China’s under Martial Law”
  • Mondegreen “China’s under Mashallah!”
  • Actual lyric: "Dylan, Berlin"
  • Mondegreen: "Buildin', Berlin"
  • Actual lyric: "Richard Nixon's back again"
  • Mondegreen: "Richard Nixon's back in game"

• "We Three Kings" by John Henry Hopkins Jr.
  • Actual lyrics: "We three kings of Orient are"
  • Mondegreen: "We three kings of Orientar"

• "West End Girls" by Pet Shop Boys:
  • Actual lyrics: "From Lake Geneva to the Finland station"
  • Mondegreen: "From Lake Geneva to the Fulham station"

• "What a Coward" by Phoneboy:
  • Actual lyrics: "(House packed!) We're getting wasted!"
  • Mondegreen: "(How's Pat?) We're getting wasted!"

• "What It's Like" by Everlast:
  • Actual lyrics: "And she swear, 'God damn if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls'"
  • Mondegreen: "And she said, 'God damn there's a funny man cuttin' off his balls'"

• "What's Up, People?!" by Maximum the Hormone (used as the second opening to Death Note)
  • Actual lyrics: "We've always been this to free all this pain"
  • Mondegreen: "We must pass gas to free all this pain"
  • Actual lyrics: "BURN! THEN FALL!"
  • Mondegreen: "PORN! FREE PORN!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Benri benri banzai, benri benri banzai, benri benri banzai, ningen"
  • Mondegreen: "Too many bandanas, too many bandanas, too many bandanas, from England"
  • Actual lyrics: "Hora biribiri ikarasu ka? Biribiri ikarasu ka? Biribiri ikarasu ka? Ningen"
  • Mondegreen: "Too many bloody cocks! Too many bloody cocks! Too many bloody cocks! From England!"
  • Actual lyrics: "WHAT'S UP fuanzai ippai"
  • Mondegreen: "Lots of frozen pie!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Hanzai kienai towa ni"
  • Mondegreen: "Home security!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Urami ni wana dare daun?"
  • Mondegreen: "We're on a diet now"
  • Actual lyrics: "Hey, hey, ningen sanka. Ai ningen ningen fuan ka?"
  • Mondegreen: "Hey, hey, I need to suck her, I need to, need to fuck her"
  • Actual lyrics: "WHAT'S UP PEOPLE?!
  • Mondegreen: "WHITE PEOPLE!"
  • Actual lyrics: [Unknown]
  • Mondegreen: "FUCK! Son of a bitch at the door!"
  • Actual lyrics: "Ningen doaho!"
  • Mondegreen: "I love chocolate bars!"

• "What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani
  • Actual lyrics: "What if they say that you're a climber?"
  • Mondegreen: "What if they say that you're a plumber?"

• "When I Come Around" by Green Day
  • Actual lyrics: "You've been searching for that someone/And it's me out on the prowl"
  • Mondegreen: "You've been sitting on that sidewalk/And it's me out on the drywall"

• "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000:
  • Actual lyrics: "What little life that you had just died"
  • Mondegreen: "You realized that your dad just died"

• "Where It's At" by Del Amitri
  • Actual lyrics: "She don't want me 'cause I'm not where it's at."
  • Mondegreen: "She don't want me 'cause I'm not wearin' pants."

• "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" entering the Ink and Paint Club:
  • Actual line: "Wiseass."
  • Mondegreen: "Watch it."

• "Who Made Who" by AC/DC
  • Actual lyrics: "The video game says 'play me'."
  • Mondegreen: "The video games, they play me."

• "Winds of Change" by Scorpions:
  • Actual lyrics: "I follow the Moskva down to Gorky Park"
  • Mondegreen: "I follow the North Star down to Gorky Park"

• "Witch Doctor" by David Seville:
  • Actual lyrics: "So I went out and found myself a guy who's so much wiser"
  • Mondegreen: "So I went out and found myself a guy who told me twicer"

• “Without Me” by Eminem
  • Actual lyrics: “So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be me, so let me see”
  • Mondegreen: “So the FCC won’t let me be or let me be B so let me be C”

• "Wings" by Birdy:
  • Actual lyrics: "Sunlight comes creeping in"
  • Mondegreen: "Sunlight comes screaming in"
  • Actual lyrics: "Stories of all we did"
  • Mondegreen: "Stories of who we did"
  • Actual lyrics: "Lights go down"
  • Mondegreen: "Let's go down"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm in a foreign state"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm in a forest, eh?"
  • Actual lyrics: "Oh, damn these walls, at the moment we're ten feet tall"
  • Mondegreen: "Oh, damn these wolves, at the moment we're ten feet two"

• "The Wizard of Oz":
  • Actual line: "And her mangy little dog."
  • Mondegreen: "And her amazing little dog."

• "Wonderland" by Caravan Palace
  • Actual lyrics: "I gotta hit that street, you better watch it"
  • Mondegreen: "I gotta hit that street, you better watch shit"
  • Actual lyrics: "I got the whip, got the pitch, gotta keep it undercover"
  • Mondegreen: "I got the whip, got the bitch, gotta keep it undercover"
  • Actual lyrics: "All up in the club, just to live it up"
  • Mondegreen: "All up in the cunt, just to live it up"
  • Actual lyrics: "I can't be trapped, never walk, I'm a rocket"
  • Mondegreen: "I can't be trapped, never walk on the rocket"
  • Actual lyrics: "I got a stash full of cash that I owe to my brother"
  • Mondegreen: "I got a stash full of cash that I owe to my daughter"
  • Actual lyrics: "I'm just a random girl with gentle manner"
  • Mondegreen: "I'm just a ran-down girl with gentle manners"
  • Actual lyrics: "In my dreams, I rock and I rule the wonderland"
  • Mondegreen: "In my dreams, I rock and I own a marching band"

• "Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
  • Actual Lyrics: "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time"
  • Mondegreen: "See Me Having a wonderful Christmas Time"

• "Would I Lie To You?" by Eurythmics
  • Actual lyrics: "Believe me - I'll make it make it"
  • Mondegreen: "With egg cream - I'm naked naked"

X

• Xenoblade
  • Actual line: "You are all doomed!"
  • Mondegreen: "You are all noobs!"

Y

• "Year 3000" by Busted
  • Actual lyrics: "I took a trip to the year 3000"
  • Mondegreen: "I took a shit in the year 3000"
• "Yee" by Deorro
  • Clap your hands, cla-clap your hands.
  • Clap your knees, cla-clap your knees.
• "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People
  • Actual lyrics: It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
  • Mondegreen: It's fun to say it though; Y.M.C.A.
• "You are a Pirate" from LazyTown
  • Actual lyrics: "Weighing anchor!"
  • Mondegreen: "Flying Inca!"
  • Actual lyrics: "And run and jump all day"
  • Mondegreen: "And ram them chimp all day"
  • Actual lyrics: "Blue sky above and the ocean below"
  • Mondegreen: "Look, diabolical worship below"
• "You Belong With Me" Taylor Swift
  • Actual Lyrics: "You got a smile that can light up this whole town"
  • Mondegreen: "You got a smile that can light up this hotel"
• "You Didn't Know" from Hazbin Hotel
  • Actual Lyrics: "What's the fuss?"
  • Mondegreen: "What the fuck?"
• "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette
  • Actual lyrics: "It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me"
  • Mondegreen: "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me"
• "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive
  • Actual lyrics: "I want some, want some"
  • Mondegreen: "Oh, what's up, what's up?"
  • Actual lyrics: "And no one else will do"
  • Mondegreen: "I don't know what else to do"
• "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" by The Beatles
  • Actual Lyrics: "Hey you got to hide your love away"
  • Mondegreen: "Hey you got to hide your loving ways"
• "Young Dumb & Broke" by Khalid
  • Actual Lyrics: "Young dumb, young young dumb and broke"
  • Mondegreen: "Young love, young young love, oh oh oh..."
• "Young, Wild & Free" by Wiz Khalifa, Bruno Mars and Snoop Dogg
  • Actual lyrics: "So what we get drunk? So what we don't sleep?"
  • Mondegreen: "So what we do drugs? So what we smoke weed?"
• "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer
  • Actual Lyric: "Your body is a Wonderland"
  • Mondegreen: "You're at Canada's Wonderland"
• "Your Horoscope For Today" by "Weird Al" Yankovic:
  • Actual lyric: "That's your horoscope for today"
  • Mondegreen: "Let your horse go for today"
• "You're Welcome" from Moana
  • Actual lyric: "I see what's happening, yeah"
  • Mondegreen: "I see what's happening here"

Z

• "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
  • Actual lyrics: "And I want to swing you dove"
  • Mondegreen: "And once you swing, you're done"