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- "Need You Tonight" by INXS
- Actual lyrics: "Your moves are so raw"
- Mondegreen: "Your needs are so raw"
- "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
- Actual lyrics: "You wouldn't get this from any other guy"
- Mondegreen: "You wouldn't get this far with any other guy"
- Actual chorus:
- Never Gonna Give you up
- Never Gonna let you down
- Never Gonna run around and
- desert you
- Never Gonna make you cry
- Never Gonna say goodbye
- Never Gonna tell a lie
- and hurt you
- Mondegreen of the chorus:
- I'm gonna give you up
- I'm gonna let you down
- I'm gonna run around and
- desert you
- Then I'm gonna make you cry
- Then I'm gonna say goodbye
- Then I'm gonna tell a lie
- and hurt you
- New Super Mario Bros.
- Actual dialogue: "That's-a so nice!"
- Mondegreen: "Texas on ice!"
- "New York Girls", the traditional folk song which has been performed by Music/Steeleye Span and Bellowhead:
- Actual lyrics: "There, Martin Churchill took me in and sent me ‘round Cape Horn"
- Mondegreen: "Where Martin Churchill took me and he sent me ‘round gay porn"
- "Next Is The E" by Moby:
- Actual lyrics: "Next is the, next is the, next is the E"
- Mondegreen: "X-Scissor, X-Scissor, X-Scissor E"
- "Ninety Six Tears" by Question Mark and the Myserians:
- Actual lyrics: You're going to cry, 96 tears
- Mondegreen: You're going to cry, for 96 years
- None Piece
- Actual dialogue: "I'm insulting your wardrobe!"
- Mondegreen: "I've been searching your wardrobe!"
- "No Limit" by 2 Unlimited
- Actual lyrics: "Let me hear you say yeah!" (Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!)
- Mondegreen: "Let me hear you say yeah!" (Nooooooooo!)
- “No One is to Blame” by Howard Jones
- Actual lyrics: “Some break the rules and live to count the cost”
- Mondegreen: “Some break the rules and never get caught”
- "No Pride" by Green Day
- Actual lyrics: "You'd better digest your values"
- Mondegreen: "You'd better practice your values"
- "No Rain" by Blind Melon
- Actual lyrics: "All I can say is that my life is pretty plain"
- Mondegreen: "All I can say is that my wife is pretty plain"
- Actual lyrics: "You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today"
- Mondegreen: "You know I'd like to keep my jeans dry today"
- Actual lyrics: "I'll always be there when you wake"
- Mondegreen: "I'll always be there when you wane"
- "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses
- Actual lyrics: "Don't ya think that you need somebody? / Don't you think that you need someone?"
- Mondegreen: "Don't complain that you need somebody / Don't complain that you need someone"
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- "Obstacle 1" by Interpol:
- Actual lyrics: "She can read, she can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad"
- Mondegreen: "Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken wing, cheese bad"
- Oh Canada
- Actual lyric: "Oh Canada, our home and native land"
- Mondegreen: "Oh Canada, our old man ate his lamb"
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest:
- Actual dialogue: "I tried, didn't I? Goddammit."
- Mondegreen: "I tried and I died. Dammit."
- "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
- Actual lyrics: "I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake"
- Mondegreen: "I'd like a steak and egg in shake"
- "One-Winged Angel" from Final Fantasy VII:
- Actual lyrics: "Estuans interius, ira vehementi"
- Mondegreen: "Xbox, Jim Carrey, steal a bear, run and pee"
- Actual lyrics: "Veni, veni, venias, ne me mori facias"
- Mondegreen: "Many, many, many ass, everybody touching ass"
- "On Reflection" by Gentle Giant
- Actual lyrics: "All around, all around, all around, all around..."
- Mondegreen: "Alderaan, Alderaan, Alderaan, Alderaan..."
- "One Way Ticket To The Blues" by Eruption
- Actual lyrics: "One Way Ticket To The Blues"
- Mondegreen: "One Way Ticket To the Moon"
- Mondegreen: "One day Cricket On the Moon"
- "Organ Donor" by DJ Shadow:
- Actual lyrics: "The mighty feel my lovin', playin' a funky solo!"
- Mondegreen: "The mighty puma, Orville! Playin' a fuckin' solo!"
- "Other Father Song" from Coraline:
- Actual lyrics: "She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a pal o' mine."
- Mondegreen: "She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a powerline."
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- "Panic Station" by Muse
- Actual lyrics: "Get up and commit"
- Mondegreen: "Get a pancake mix"
- "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven
- Actual lyrics: "The most pretentious thing"
- Mondegreen: "Those brutes that she slayed"
- Actual lyrics: "Well, I am imagining a dark lit place"
- Mondegreen: "Well, I am imagining a chocolate place"
- "Party in the USA" sung by Hannah Montana
- Actual lyrics:
I hopped off the plane at LAX
With a dream and my cardigan
Welcome to the land of fame excess- Mondegreen: "Welcome to the land of fame and sex." This may have been the original line as it rhymes with LAX.
- "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO:
- Actual lyrics: "Party rock is in the house tonight"
- Mondegreen: "Party rockets in the house tonight"
- Another Mondegreen: "Party rockers in the house tonight"
- Actual lyrics: "Lookin' for your girl? She on my jock.
- Mondegreen: "Lick a pretty girl, she owe me job"
- Actual lyrics: "Where the drank? I gots to know"
- Mondegreen: "We're the train, I gotta know"
- Actual lyrics: "I'm running through these hoes like Drano"
- Mondegreen: "I'm running through these hounds like Drayden"
- Actual lyrics: "I got that devilish flow"
- Mondegreen: "I got The Devil is blue"
- Another mondegreen: "I got that devilish due"
- Actual lyrics: "Yeah, that's the crew that I'm reppin'"
- Mondegreen: "Yeah, that's a cool little weapon"
- Actual lyrics: "No Led in our Zeppelin"
- Mondegreen: "No Lennon or Zeppelin"
- Actual lyrics: "We get money, don't be mad"
- Mondegreen: "We get mined, don't be mad"
- "A Passage to Bangkok" by Rush
- Actual lyrics: "Sweet Jamaican pipe dreams"
- Mondegreen: "Sweet Jamaican baked beans"
- "Pedal to the Metal" by Lazerhawk
- Actual lyrics: "I'm gonna break the speed limit by 80 or more"
- Mondegreen: "I'm gonna put the pedal straight though the floor"
- Actual lyrics: "Built to die, oh baby"
- Mondegreen: "Pedal to the metal, baby"
- "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers
- Actual lyrics: "They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas"
- Mondegreen: "They were all in love with 'die' and they were doin' it in Texas"
- Another mondegreen: "They were all in love with Diane, they were doin' it in Texas"
- Unknown Peanuts TV special about baseball
- Actual dialogue: "You blockhead, Charlie Brown!"
- Mondegreen: "You bastard, Charlie Brown!"
- Phineas and Ferb, "Isabella and the Temple of Sap":
- Actual dialogue: "Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses."
- Mondegreen: "Stickiness is the most underrated of all the messes."
- "Pin" by Grimes:
- Actual lyrics: "Drunk in a parking lot just after 3"
- Mondegreen: "Try and get a Pokémon just after 3"
- "Pirate Metal Drinking Crew" by Alestorm:
- Actual lyrics: "But then the damn pirates came along and said"
- Mondegreen: "But then the vampires came along and said"
- "Pizza Engineer" and "Peppino's Sauce Machine" from Pizza Tower
- Actual lyrics: "Short stock! Short stock!"
- Mondegreen: "Door stuck! Door stuck!"
- Amusingly enough, Sauceman (the composer of the two songs) made a version of the latter
that swaps the "Short stock!" samples for the titular line from the infamous "DOOR STUCK!" video.
- Amusingly enough, Sauceman (the composer of the two songs) made a version of the latter
- "Planet X" by Louis Cole:
- Actual lyrics: "Work goes in, tracks come out"
- Mondegreen: "Work goes in, drugs come out"
- Another: "Work goes in, Drax come out"
- "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry
- Actual lyrics: "Play that funky music, white boy"
- Mondegreen: "Play that funky music right, boy" note
- Another mondegreen: "Play that fucking music right, boy"
- Another: "Play that funky music, wild boy"
- "Please Don't Stop The Music" by Rihanna
- Actual lyrics: "Mama-say, mama-sa, ma-ma-ko-ssa"
- Mondegreen: "I'm insane for the sound of Microsoft"
- Pogo's tracks, which usually have gibberish lyrics:
- "Alice":
- "Mary sailed all the way to love the death of gravel"
- "Bite Size Candies"
- "When you're an M&M, there's no sense in wondering where your heroes are"
- "Buzzwing":
- "Hentai nan toe in non-dark paws"
- "Great-eyed white lizard face"/"Great idea, loser face"
- "Expialidocious":
- "Never give, and then I'll never be pissing songs, arse sings this"
- "Jungle Dash":
- "I'm the cookie person, I'm the cookie to fetch, I'm a turd"
- "I wanna smell a laptop"/"I wanna sell my laptop"
- "Living Island":
- "We can be either laughing, or hit my knotting up"/"We canned the ethernet, but hit the naughty car"
- "Scoobystep":
- "Bitches and cows, yeah yeah yeah yeah!"
- "Scrumdiddlyumptious":
- "Don't we want to make sex a miracle?"
- "Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream"
- "Toyz Noize":
- "I found a star, I-I-I found a star, in my undies, then I save the moon"
- "Upular":
- "Dad made a sound"
- "Fuck me in a fluorescent wig"/"Fuck me in a forest nowhere"
- "Wishery":
- "I'm wishing... (I'm wishing...) your death. We are sending fire with your name."
- "Alice":
- "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe
- Actual lyrics: "Cause in small portions"
- Mondegreen: "Cause it's abortion"
- "Pompeii" by Bastille
- Actual lyrics: "And the walls kept tumbling down in the city that we love"
- Mondegreen: "And the world kept tumbling down in the city that we love"
- Actual lyrics: "How am I going to be an optimist about this?"
- Mondegreen: "How I'm-a going to be an optimist about this."
- "The Pretender by Foo Fighters
- Actual lyrics: "What if I say I'm not like the others?"
- Mondegreen: "One of these things is not like the others"
- "Primadonna" by MARINA
- "Prince Ali (Reprise)" from Aladdin
- Actual lyrics: "Give me adequate cause"
- Mondegreen: "Give me adequate jaws"
- Actual lyrics: "His assets frozen"
- Mondegreen: "His ass is frozen"
- "Propane Nightmares" by Pendulum
- Actual lyrics: "Flesh too weak to choke the self/Heal the wounds or crack the shell/Lift yourself from what’s below/Raise the anchor"
- Mondegreen: "Much too weak to jump yourself/Heal the wounds or crack the shell/Lift yourself from worlds below/Praise the anger"
- "Prosthetic Head" by Green Day
- Actual lyrics: "Like a severed severe pain in the neck"
- Mondegreen: "Like a severed severe pain in the dick"
- "Pull the Trigger" from Persona Q2: New Cinema Labyrinth
- Actual lyrics: "Despite my differences, we are still tight!"
- Mondegreen: "Despite my differences, waste of time!"
- "Pump Up the Jam": by Technotronic
- Actual lyrics: "While your feet are stomping"
- Mondegreen: "Why you feel that stupid"
- Actual lyrics: "I want a place to stay"
- Mondegreen: Agua après Tuesday.
- "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix
- Actual lyrics: "Excuse me, while I kiss the sky"
- Mondegreen: "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy"
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- "Rapture" by Blondie:
- Actual lyrics: "DJ's spinning I said my, my"
- Mondegreen: "DJ's spinning to save my mind"
- "Raspberry Beret" by Prince:
- Actual lyrics: "She wore a raspberry beret"
- Mondegreen: "She was a rat with spherical breasts"
- Another mondegreen: "She saw a raspberry parade"
- Actual lyrics: "But I could tell when she kissed me, she knew how to get her kicks"
- Mondegreen: "But I could tell the way she kissed me, she knew how to give a kiss"
- "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K.:
- Actual lyrics: "We cut without a knife"
- Mondegreen: "Wake up without a life"
- "Return To Sender" by Elvis Presley
- Actual lyrics: "Return To Sender"
- Mondegreen: "Return December"
- "Revenge of Vera Gemini" by Blue Öyster Cult:
- Actual lyrics: "Into the hole, in which she finally gets me"
- Mondegreen: "And when the Holy Windscreen Wiper gets me"
- RoboCop:
- Actual dialogue: "Help me."
- Mondegreen: "Kill me."
- Actual dialogue: "Die, you blaggard!"
- Mondegreen: "Die, you blogger!"
- RoboCop (the game):
- Actual dialogue: "Protect the innocent"
- Mondegreen: "Protect the elephant"
- "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash
- Actual lyrics: "Rock the Casbah"
- Mondegreen: "Rock the Cash Bar"
- "Rose & Beast" by Haruomi Hosono
- Actual lyrics: "Ie no ma ri o"
- Mondegreen: "Yellow Mario"
- "Running with the Wolves" by AURORA:
- Actual lyrics: "Locked or free"
- Mondegreen: "Lacto-free"
- "Rust In Peace... Polaris" by Megadeth:
- Actual lyrics: "I am a nuclear murderer"
- Mondegreen: "I am a Nokia murderer"
- Actual lyrics: "Ready to pounce at the touch of a button"
- Mondegreen: "Ready to bounce and turn to butter"
- Actual lyrics: "Military gluttons"
- Mondegreen: "Military blockheads"
- Actual lyrics: "Satan rears his ugly head"
- Mondegreen: "Saint Francis up ahead"
- Actual lyrics: "To spit into the wind"
- Mondegreen: "To spend it on weed"
- Another Mondegreen: "To spin it away"
- Actual lyrics: "I spread disease like a dog"
- Mondegreen: "Last spectre sees like a dog"
- Actual lyrics: "Discharge my payload"
- Mondegreen: "Discharge my pillow"
- Actual lyrics: "Mile high"
- Mondegreen: "My heart"
- Another Mondegreen: "Aha!"
- Actual lyrics: "Rotten egg air of death"
- Mondegreen: "Rotten nigger of death"
- Actual lyrics: "Wrestles your nostrils"
- Mondegreen: "Assaults your nostrils"
- Actual lyrics: "Launch the Polaris"
- Mondegreen: "Lots of Polaris"
- Actual lyrics: "The warheads will all rust in peace"
- Mondegreen: "Walk into lava in peace"
- Another Mondegreen: "The world has Polaris in peace"
- Actual lyrics: "World leaders sell missiles cheap"
- Mondegreen: "Well, yeah, sell missiles cheap"
- Actual lyrics: "I rule on land, air, and sea"
- Mondegreen: "Like wool, a London sheep"
- Actual lyrics: "Winds blow from the bowels of Hell"
- Mondegreen: "Winds blow for Bowser in Hell"
- Actual lyrics: "High priest of holocaust, fire from the sea"
- Mondegreen: "I could be so high, I was fired from the scene"
- Actual lyrics: "Nuclear winter"
- Mondegreen: "Nokia winner"
- Actual lyrics: "All pay the price"
- Mondegreen: "Oh! Pan of rice"
- Actual lyrics: "Talk of the part when the..."
- Mondegreen: "Die in a bar, will ya?"
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- "Sad Song" by We The Kings:
- Actual lyrics: "All the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide"
- Mondegreen: "Odo, listen, listen, somebody is finally in love."
- Actual lyrics: "So stop time here in the moonlight, 'cause I don't ever wanna close my eyes"
- Mondegreen: "So stop 'til I'm healin' no more, and Sutton ever wanna change my eyes" or "So eyes, now are healin' the moon. Like, I don't ever want those! Not eyes!"
- Actual lyrics: "Like I'm half of a whole"
- Mondegreen: "Like I'm half on the phone"
- Actual lyrics: "I've got no hand to hold"
- Mondegreen: "I've got no hair to fall"
- Actual lyrics: "Without you I feel torn, like a snail in a storm. Without you, I'm just a sad song."
- Mondegreen: "Without you I feel dumb, like a snail in a stone. Without you, I'm just a salsa."
- Actual lyrics: "Like I'm leaving all the past and silhouettes upon the wall."
- Mondegreen: "Like a Leela on a cat, the silhouettes can find a fall."
- Actual lyrics: "Like we're standing hand-in-hand with all our fears up on the edge."
- Mondegreen: "Like a scaredy-cat and Harry Potter, fears are from Leanne."
- Actual lyrics: "You're the perfect melody, the only harmony I want to hear. You're my favourite party. With you standing next to me, I've got nothing to fear."
- Mondegreen: "Without the big candy, meowed in harmony, oh the Lee! We can pay the party! You scaredy-cat, you're on the move with your fleas!"
- "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
- Actual dialogue: "Everybody look at your hands"
- Mondegreen: "Everybody take off your pants"
- "Sailing" by The Happy Fits:
- Actual lyrics: "My body's aching"
- Mondegreen: "My butt is aching"
- Actual lyrics: "Something that isn't there"
- Mondegreen: "Something pissing the bed"
- "Salty Dog" by Flogging Molly:
- Actual lyrics: "With us, your cut-throat thieves"
- Mondegreen: "With us, your cup of tea"
- "Say My Name" from Beetlejuice:
- Actual lyrics: "Yes, life sucks"
- Mondegreen: "Yes, live sex"
- Scarface
- Actual dialogue: "Libertad"
- Mondegreen: "Leave or die"
- "Scar Tissue" by Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Actual lyrics: "With the birds, I'll share this lonely viewin'"
- Mondegreen: "With a perfect shade, it's a lonely view"
- Another mondegreen: "With a purple shade, it's a lonely view"
- "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
- Actual lyrics: "Secret agent man"
- Mondegreen: "Secret Asian man"
- Sesame Street:
- Actual lyrics: "They talked about the high price of furniture and rugs and fire insurance for ladybugs."
- Mondegreen: "They talked around the hot fire, the furniture's in love, and fire ain't serious for ladybugs."
- Actual lyrics: "Boiled or stewed, whole or chewed."
- Mondegreen: "Almond stew, polo chew."
- Actual lyrics: "...Or walk the straight and narrow like a circus acrobat? A cat, that's who!"
- Mondegreen: "...Or walk a straight and narrow line? A circus acrobat. A cat, that too."
- Actual lyrics: "But somewhere in the middle, it gets awfully 'QR' to me."
- Mondegreen: "But somewhere in the middle, it gets awfully quergelly."
- Actual lyrics: "Breathing in your ventilation."
- Mondegreen: "Taking in your information."
- Se7en:
- Actual dialogue: "Certain books are flagged. Books on say, nuclear weapons and, well, Mein Kampf."
- Mondegreen: "Certain books are flagged. Books on say, nuclear weapons and, well, Minecraft."
- "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake:
- Actual lyrics: "Take it to the chorus"
- Mondegreen: "Take it to the course"
- "Shadow Shadow" by Azari, cover by JubyPhonic
- Actual lyrics: "For doubt I'll pay the price"
- Mondegreen: "For that, I'll pay the price"
- Actual lyrics: "Can I say that this is hell?"
- Mondegreen: "Can I see that this is hell?"
- Actual lyrics: "Your head begins to wander"
- Mondegreen: "Your head begins to water"
- Actual lyrics: "I feel a chill I didn't know"
- Mondegreen: "I feel a chilli, didn't know"
- Actual lyrics: "The sweetened smoke above"
- Mondegreen: "The Sweden smoke above"
- Actual lyrics: "Hunting hell hyenas"
- Mondegreen: "Haunting hell hyenas"
- Actual lyrics: "The ego fights in turn"
- Mondegreen: "The eagle fights in turn"
- Actual lyrics: "My hand is dyed with lead"
- Mondegreen: "My hand is tied with lead"
- "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran
- Actual lyrics: "Come on, be my baby, come on"
- Mondegreen: "Come on, see my baby puma"
- Actual lyrics: "I’m in love with your body"
- Mondegreen: "I’m in love with you, buddy"
- "Shelter" by Madeon and Porter Robinson
- Actual lyrics: "And it's a long way for it, so trust in me"
- Mondegreen: "And it's a long way, fart, so trust in me"
- Another mondegreen: "And it's a long way for it, so just tell me"
- "Shiny" from Moana:
- Actual lyrics: "C'est la vie"
- Mondegreen: "Sailor V"
- "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel
- Actual lyrics: "Fox the fox, rat on the rat"
- Mondegreen: "False the facts, ride on the racks"
- Actual lyrics: "Shock the monkey to life"
- Mondegreen: "Shock the monkey tonight"
- "Shout Out to My Ex" by Little Mix
- Actual lyrics: "Shout out to my ex"
- Mondegreen: "Shout out to my ass"
- "The Show" by Lenka
- Actual lyrics: "Just like a giant spotlight"
- Mondegreen: "Just like a diamond spotlight"
- "Show Me the Way" by Styx
- Actual lyrics: "Have fallen to idols of clay"
- Mondegreen: "Fall into islands of flame"
- "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" by R.E.M.:
- Actual lyrics: "Call me when you try to wake her up"
- Mondegreen: "Colm Meaney, try to wake her up"
- "The Sign" by Ace of Base:
- Actual lyrics: "I saw the sign"
- Mondegreen: "I saw the sun"
- The Simpsons
- "22 Short Films About Springfield":
- Actual dialogue: "Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, ye gods! My roast is ruined!"
- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)":
- Actual dialogue: "What's that smell? Onions. Chili powder. Cumin."
- Mondegreen: "What's that smell? Onions. Chili powder. Human."
- "Moe Baby Blues":
- Actual dialogue: "And he shut the door on Annie Hall.
- Mondegreen: "And he shut the door on any whore."
- "22 Short Films About Springfield":
- The Simpsons Hit & Run:
- Actual dialogue: "Crop circles!"
- Mondegreen: "Crap circles!"
- Another: "Crab circles!"
- Actual dialogue: "Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing!"
- Mondegreen: "Help, my bikini zone! Save me!"
- Actual dialogue: "Oh yeah, stretch the legs and the crotch"
- Mondegreen: "Oh yeah, crystalline undercrotch"
- Actual dialogue: "Just call me air-Homer!"
- Mondegreen: "Just call me... Ehh... Homer!"
- Actual dialogue: "Ooh, the vibrations tickling my feet"
- Mondegreen: "All the vibration's kicking my teeth"
- Actual dialogue: "Let's see you do better!"
- Mondegreen: "That's the YouTube banner!"
- Actual dialogue: "I have road rage and I know how to use it!"
- Mondegreen: "I have a good brain and I know how to use it!"
- Actual dialogue: "Boy, I oughta...!"
- Mondegreen: "Yadda-yadda-yadda!"
- Actual dialogue: "Easy as pie! The number, that is"
- Mondegreen: "Easy as pie! Whatever that is"
- Actual dialogue: "Keep an eye out for smoking"
- Mondegreen: "Keep an eye out for Smokey"
- "Sincerely Me" from Dear Evan Hansen:
- Actual lyrics: "'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention"
- Mondegreen: "'Cause all that it takes is a little Greek invention"
- "Sing We Now of Christmas"
- Actual lyrics: "From the eastern country came the kings afar"
- Mondegreen: "From the eastern country came the King Zafar"
- "Situation" by Yazoo
- Actual lyrics: "Now he's in control, he is my lover"
- Mondegreen: "Now he is petroleum, our lover"
- "Slow Burn" by David Bowie
- Actual lyrics: "And who knows? / Echoes in tenement halls"
- Mondegreen: "And who knows? / Echoes interment halls"
- Actual lyrics: "Leading us on and on and on"
- Mondegreen: "Leading us on but not along"
- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana:
- Actual lyrics: "Load up on guns"
- Mondegreen: "Load up on girls"
- Actual lyrics: "With the lights out, it's less dangerous"
- Mondegreen: "Turn the lights down, hit the stages"
- Actual lyrics: "Here we are now, entertain us"
- Mondegreen: "Here we are now, entertainers"
- Another mondegreen: "Here we are now, in containers"
- Actual lyrics: "I feel stupid, and contagious"
- Mondegreen: "Acting stupid is contagious"
- Another mondegreen: "Help the stupid, they're contagious"
- Actual lyrics: "A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yeah!"
- Mondegreen: "I'm a lotto, I'm a vinyl, I'm a skittle, I'm a beetle, yay!"
- Actual lyrics: "Our little group"
- Mondegreen: "I lit up Drew"
- "Smells Like Nirvana" by "Weird Al" Yankovic:
- Actual lyrics: "(Boy, this oughta) bug your parents!"
- Mondegreen: "Fuck your parents!"
- "So Human" by Lady Sovereign
- Actual lyrics: "I'm a star, I'm an individual"
- Mondegreen: "Homestar! I'm an individual"
- Actual lyrics: "Had bad days, offended people"
- Mondegreen: "Hot bodies, offended people"
- Actual lyrics: "And I really fucking had enough"
- Mondegreen: "I ain't really fucking hot enough"
- "Something Super Sweet" by Rory Webley
- Actual lyrics: "There's stuffing in the place where my heart's meant to be"
- Mondegreen: "There's nothing in the place where my heart's meant to be"
- "A Song for Your Futile Heart" by Save Face
- Actual lyrics: "Fixing a home with prescription parts"
- Mondegreen: "Fixing a hole with prescription parts"
- "The Song with Five Names" by Will Wood:
- Actual lyrics: "And everything and everyone will die soon, and we'll have nothing left for us to lie to"
- Mondegreen: "And everything and everyone will die soon, and we'll have nothing left for Nosferatu"
- "Soon May the Wellerman Come", sometimes known simply as "Wellerman", a ballad of indeterminate origin, first definitively recorded in The '70s in New Zealand:note
- Actual lyrics: "Some day when the toungin' is done"
- Mondegreen: "Some day when the tuggin' is done"
- "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
- Actual lyrics: "Left its seeds while I was sleeping"
- Mondegreen: "Left, it seems, while I was sleeping"
- "Spanish Bombs" by The Clash:
- Actual lyrics: "Oh, mi corazon"
- Mondegreen: "Oh my god, a thong"
- Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
- Actual dialogue: "I finished my essay, saved a bunch of people, got hit by a drone..."
- Mondegreen: "I finished my essay, saved a bunch of people, got hit by a drunk..."
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Actual dialogue: "Who are you people?"
- Mondegreen: "How are you people?"
- Spyro: Year of the Dragon: note
- Actual dialogue: "Yes! It's bombing time!"
- Mondegreen: "Yes! It's bumming time!"
- "Stand and Deliver" by Adam and the Ants:
- Actual lyrics: "So sick of easy fashion"
- Mondegreen: "So sick of eating fashion"
- Actual lyrics: "Da-diddly-qua-qua"
- Mondegreen: "Far-diddly-quaad-quaad"
- Star Trek:
- Actual dialogue: "in trouble"
- Mondegreen "in tribble"
- Actual dialogue: "He could overpower MacGuyvers"
- Mondegreen: "He's got a lot of power in his diapers."
- Actual dialogue: "Are you still looking for that ship?"
- Mondegreen: "Are you still looking for that shit?"
- Actual dialogue: "I promised to show Nori and Adlin the airponics bay this afternoon."
- Mondegreen: "I promised to show Maurie and Elaine the airponics bay this afternoon."
- Actual dialogue: "Just day dreaming, the way you would about someone you'd like to meet."
- Mondegreen: "Just day dreaming, the way you would about someone and I want to believe."
- Actual dialogue: "Any nuclear reaction on ops?" "No; none on ops."
- Mondegreen: "Any nuclear reaction on Hobbes?" "No; none on Hobbes."
- Actual dialogue: "We lost colleagues, friends... and Kwejian."
- Mondegreen: "We lost colleagues, friends... and an equation."
- Actual dialogue: "That's the size of the gravitational anomaly that hit Kwejian and the space station."
- Mondegreen: "That's the size of the gravitational anomaly. I think Egon and, um... Danny saw one."
- Actual dialogue: "Lieutenant Uhura"
- Mondegreen: "Tentacle horror"
- "Stay" by Oingo Boingo":
- Actual lyrics: "If we get through one more night"
- Mondegreen: "If we get the room one more night"
- "Step Into Christmas" by Elton John
- Actual lyrics: "Eat, drink, and be merry; come along with me"
- Mondegreen: "Kleenex and kleenex; top of my wish list"
- "Stolen Dance" by Milky Chance:
- Actual lyrics: "Stoned in paradise"
- Mondegreen: "Phloston Paradise"
- "Stranger in Moscow" by Michael Jackson
- Actual lyrics: "Take my name and just let me be"
- Mondegreen: "Take my neighbor, just let me be"
- "Sun & Moon" by Two Steps from Hell
- Actual lyrics: "Sharona re michina"
- Mondegreen: "Shine on, my baby cheetah"
- Actual lyrics: "Latenta"
- Mondegreen: "Love's angel"
- Actual lyrics: "Shelete"
- Mondegreen: "Je m'appelle"
- "Superbrawl 6"
- Actual Line: "I respect you, bookerman"
- Mondegreen: "I respect you, boogerman"
- "Super Cool" by Beck, Robyn, and The Lonely Island (from The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part)
- Actual lyrics: "Like a stray dog on a free rein"
- Mondegreen: "Like a stray dog on a freeway"
- Superman: The Movie
- Actual dialogue: "How you doing? Jimmy Olsen."
- Mondegreen: "Hey, dork. Jimmy Olsen."
- Actual dialogue: "Both you, and then one day, your heirs!"
- Mondegreen: "Both you, and then one day, your ass!"
- Super Mario 64:
- Actual dialogue: "So long-eh, Bowser!"
- Mondegreen: "So long, gay Bowser!"
- Another: "So long-a big Bowser!"
- Super Mario Bros. (1993) (film):
- Actual dialogue: "Oh, thank you Luigi!"
- Mondegreen: "Oh, fuck you Luigi!"
- Super Mario Bros. Wonder:
- Actual line: "Wonderful!"
- Mondegreen: "What the fuck?"
- "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse:
- Actual lyrics: "Don't you know I suffer?"
- Mondegreen: "Don't you know I'm sulphur?"
- Actual lyrics: "Glaciers melting in the dead of night"
- Mondegreen: "Glass sheets melting in the dead of night"
- Another Mondegreen: "Grey shoes melting in the dead of night"
- Actual lyrics: "You're the queen of the superficial"
- Mondegreen: "You're the queen of the silverfishes"
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Actual dialogue: "PK Fire!"
- Mondegreen: "PK Murder!"
- Actual lyrics: "Audi famam illius, solus in hostes ruit, et patriam servavit"
- Mondegreen: "Hurry mama, we need booze, so if it wasn't me, if I pee a tsunami"
- Another actual lyrics: "Audi famam illius, cucurrit quaeque tetigit destruens"
- Mondegreen: "Ali Baba, Winnie Pooh, it wouldn't very fare, if I eat at a spoon fair"
- One more actual lyrics: "Spes omnibus, mihi quoque, terror omnibus, mihi quoque, Ille"
- Mondegreen: "Despacito, Team Fortress, there are those people's feeding OMELETTES!!!! IN HELL!!!!"
- "Suzerainty" by Polite Fiction:
- Actual lyrics: "Make it what you want"
- Mondegreen: "Hey, kid, what you want?"
- "Sweet Dreams (are made of this)" by "Eurythmics"
- Actual lyrics: "Sweet Dreams are made of this"
- Mondegreen: "Sweet Dreams are made of these"
- Another: "Sweet Dreams are made of ease"
- And another: "Sweet Dreams are made of cheese"
- Actual lyrics: "Who am I to Disagree?"
- Mondegreen: "Two-hundred miles to Disapree."
- Actual lyrics: "Some of them want to be abused."
- Mondegreen: "Some of them want to be amused."
- "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani:
- Actual lyrics: "Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold."
- Mondegreen: "Maybe that's the reason that the napkins are cold."
