I'm just as shocked as you are, but hey, who wouldn't be me without a few Heartwarming Moments that I'm about to give you?
- In Emperor Joker, sweet darling Harley Quinn was questioning me whether I was gonna do away with her too in my bid at reality destruction. I assured her that I would NEVER harm her, and, for her many "tears of service", I gave her the best seat in the house to watch the show by turning her into a constellation.
- Then I looked up and smiled (a nice smile, just not my usual smile), and I said, "Always wanted to see my dame in lights." Repeat after me: Freakin' awwwwwww!
- Even someone as evil and twisted as moi cannot resist the cuteness of puppies◊ (even if one has to kill and eat a robin to do it).
- And this◊ picture of (a little annoyed) me and Harley is just downright adorable!
- "Baby, you're the greatest!"
- Despite how twisted our relationship is, there have been moments over the years that suggest that I might actually love darling Harl' on some level. Though few and far between.
- Make no mistake. If anyone EVER takes my Harley from me, there is nowhere on hell or Earth you'll be able to hide from me! No matter how many top-secret government places I have to storm, no matter how many scientists I have to force to help me by holding a knife to their loved ones' throats, no matter how many military attack choppers I'll have to hijack, I will find you, and I will take back what's mine!