- After Cowboy has spent the entirety of the episode thinking his beloved wife has been cheating on him, he (and the audience) gets this wonderful gem in the form of a letter from her.
- Dear John, sometimes when you're away from someone you love, you find yourself tested by being tempted. That's what has happened to me, dear, dear John. I was tempted, and I didn't want to write until I knew whether I'd passed the test. If I say I love you more than ever, will it tell you how I did, and that I'm completely worthy of the most wonderful guy in the world.
Heartwarming / M*A*S*H S1 E8: Cowboy