Headscratchers / StarKitsProphcy

• JazzSnog and StareGlem are both girls. There is no way StarPaw could get pregnant from JazzySong, and kits do not come out of your stomach.
  • Simple, magic of gay.
• How do you say "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111"?
  "~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said TarGleam.
  • I just imagine the audio distortion noise from Marble Hornets.
  • Simple: "SQUIGGLE! ELEVEN! ELEVEN! ONE! ONE! ELEVEN!" and so on.
  • For that matter, how do you say "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"?
    • "SQUIGGLESQUIGGLESQUIGGLESQUIGGLESQUIGGLE" or perhaps "TILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDE"
    • Perhaps they're abstract renditions of squeeing?
  • Like so? (NSFW)
  • For that matter again, how do you say ""?
    • Perhaps "QUOTATION MARK! QUOTATION MARK!"?
  • You just say "TIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!"
• How do you exchange a "lesbian glance"? Is it just two lesbians looking at each other, or is it some bizarre semaphore-esque code system used only among the ranks of homosexual wild cats?
• What is the significance of the newt in Chapter 11?
• Everything about this fic is a headscratcher. Everything.

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