Ganon has returned
So Link gets the Master Sword
And saves Zelda, too.
Same plot as before
So why is it still awesome?
I think it's the hat.
Three gold triangles
The power of the Triforce
It will save the world.
Evil warlock aims
to get her. Take a sad song
and make it better.
Across Hyrule Field
The six medallions in hand
His tower awaits...
'Gee. Boring 'round here.
Wonder what Ganon's up to?'
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
Riding Epona
Or sailing a magic boat
It's always epic
Whether boat, or horse,
You find news ways to complain
For our sakes, Please stop.
- —Tropers/Tri-Ruler
Hey, what's that thing there?
It looks like a pineapple...
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!
The Hero of Time
defeated countless monsters
attacked by cuccos
- —sgtangua8
Lose your instrument
Now you are a Deku Scrub
Oh my God, Ben Drowned.
- — RLYoshi
Twenty-five years old
So now we take to the skies
To celebrate it.
What is that big heap
Of random junk in the sand?
Shit, it's Moldarach.
Sacred triangles
Courage, wisdom, and power
At odds, forever.
Ganon the wizard
Link the courageous hero
Zelda the princess.
