Haiku / Tales from the Borderlands

Bossanova's dead
I don't think he was lying
Gortys is not here.

— Zer0, Haiku Virtuoso

My quest is not done.
Gortys remains out of reach.
Yes. Innuendo.

— Zer0, Haiku Virtuoso

This world, Pandora
Is very, very deadly
And Rhys is a wimp.

— Marcus, Narrator, Arms Dealer, and also I make haikus. Yes. I know.

actually by DBZFan102, but that's not as funny.

A Con Artist and
A Salary Man go through
Some character growth.

— DBZFan102